S10 E8
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Season 10  "Snappier Judgment (2)"  10x8

Aired 39 years ago - Dec 14, 1981

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 1
If one of the state's two star witnesses suddenly defends me to the hilt...
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That's what makes him the perfect choice.
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- We're gonna get me. - You?
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I didn't say that. Your guilt or innocence doesn't concern me in the least.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 5
A good lawyer is not swayed by disaffection for one's guts.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 6
Let me defend you, Klinger, and I assure you, you won't regret it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 7
"Maxwell Klinger is a rare individual.
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Father, would you tell the court in your own sacred words...
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- Please proceed, Father. - The old ones were all tattered.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 12
I don't know how he convinced the Seoul Plaza Hotel...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 13
- Hey, Hawk, what kept you? - Oh, I'm sorry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 15
Oh, listen, listen. I was in Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 16
I am so glad he keeps his key in here now. I hated going through his socks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 17
So how are you doin'?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 18
- Charles... - Yes. Pierce.
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[Chuckles] Hunnicutt, you do indeed possess hindsight.
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- Tomorrow. - Ah! Good.
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Why would he want to run away? The man has all the confidence in the world in me.
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Come on, Max. How big a case can they have against you...
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Good luck, Klinger. You are... You are the cement that binds our unit together.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 24
To a veritable pulp, Max. I shall personally see to it.
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- I could whip him with one deposition tied behind my back. - [Gavel Raps]
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[Clears Throat]
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And though my learned colleague with his months of experience...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 29
I mean, of course, this innocent man. Sorry.
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- so he can find it later. - What if he doesn't come back, sir...
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Damn. I wish I could be there in person to vouch for his character.
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that Corporal Klinger failed to file a stolen goods report...
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He has continually expressed a reluctance to testify against him.
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- I see. Helping out. - Yes.
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Well, long enough for Klinger to get to your tent...
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Objection! The question is irrelevant and immaterial...
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Your witness, Major. I have no further questions.
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Klinger's only hope is to get a recess long enough to go to law school.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 42
Great. Two blood baths in one day.
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strenuously!
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 45
Aspirin, three times a day. [Chuckles]
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[Potter] Unfortunately, too many of'em come back for seconds.
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do not agree...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 48
If you send this man to the stockade, it will be an injustice...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 49
and his.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 50
See that, Margaret, I've got a bleeder.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 2
That's what makes him the perfect choice.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 3
- We're gonna get me. - You?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 4
I didn't say that. Your guilt or innocence doesn't concern me in the least.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 5
A good lawyer is not swayed by disaffection for one's guts.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 6
Let me defend you, Klinger, and I assure you, you won't regret it.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 7
"Maxwell Klinger is a rare individual.
#7
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Father, would you tell the court in your own sacred words...
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 11
- Please proceed, Father. - The old ones were all tattered.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 12
I don't know how he convinced the Seoul Plaza Hotel...
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 13
- Hey, Hawk, what kept you? - Oh, I'm sorry.
#13
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Oh, listen, listen. I was in Seoul.
#15
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I am so glad he keeps his key in here now. I hated going through his socks.
#16
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So how are you doin'?
#17
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- Charles... - Yes. Pierce.
#18
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[Chuckles] Hunnicutt, you do indeed possess hindsight.
#19
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- Tomorrow. - Ah! Good.
#20
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Why would he want to run away? The man has all the confidence in the world in me.
#21
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Come on, Max. How big a case can they have against you...
#22
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Good luck, Klinger. You are... You are the cement that binds our unit together.
#23
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To a veritable pulp, Max. I shall personally see to it.
#24
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- I could whip him with one deposition tied behind my back. - [Gavel Raps]
#26
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[Clears Throat]
#27
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And though my learned colleague with his months of experience...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 29
I mean, of course, this innocent man. Sorry.
#29
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- so he can find it later. - What if he doesn't come back, sir...
#31
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Damn. I wish I could be there in person to vouch for his character.
#32
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that Corporal Klinger failed to file a stolen goods report...
#33
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He has continually expressed a reluctance to testify against him.
#34
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- I see. Helping out. - Yes.
#36
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Well, long enough for Klinger to get to your tent...
#37
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Objection! The question is irrelevant and immaterial...
#38
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Your witness, Major. I have no further questions.
#39
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Klinger's only hope is to get a recess long enough to go to law school.
#41
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Great. Two blood baths in one day.
#42
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strenuously!
#43
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Aspirin, three times a day. [Chuckles]
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 46
[Potter] Unfortunately, too many of'em come back for seconds.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 47
do not agree...
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 48
If you send this man to the stockade, it will be an injustice...
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 8 (S10E08) - 49
and his.
#49
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See that, Margaret, I've got a bleeder.
#50