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Season 10  "Rumor at the Top"  10x3

Aired 39 years ago - Nov 09, 1981

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 1
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 2
- General Edwin Torgeson? - You know Torgy Porgy?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 3
[Groans] This is terrible.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 4
- I hope not. Too many of these can run down a neighborhood. - Captain, this ain't funny.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 5
I am an indispensable five-star scrounge.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 6
Somebody's liable to take this seriously.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 7
Oh, ho, ho. Wrong on two counts.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 8
If they made you chief surgeon at the new unit, that'd make me chief surgeon here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 9
They're gonna take somebody from here. And it's gonna be one of us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 10
Gentlemen, am I to infer from your conversation...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 11
Nah, Charles. I've had offers like this before.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 12
Everybody thinks he's here on a fact-finding tour.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 13
Boxing. How apropos. A fighting man who likes... fighting.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 14
Charles, I can't talk to you now. I'm very busy. I have to prepare my duty roster.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 15
the first thing you need is a commanding officer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 16
Not a very rosy prospect. But-But it seems to me it's out of our hands.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 17
- Are you asking me to be an accessory to a fabrication? - Yes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 18
- So tell me, how is Torgy? - Ornery as ever.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 19
Uh, if it's all right with you, Colonel, I'd rather bunk with your surgeons.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 20
Not exactly the metaphor I would have chosen, but, uh, I do have something on my mind.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 21
They wanna hang my portrait along their... ecclesiastical esplanade.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 22
and heavenly light streaming down from above.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 23
Ah, right. Not like some of those young officers...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 24
A thousand pardons. In my religion, this is the month of the sacred bull.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 25
- Klinger! - May your life be free of snakes. Sh-boom be with you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 26
No, we haven't heard anything about that down in Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 27
- I got it. Here, boy. Here, boy. - Get him. Get him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 28
- Major Charles Emerson Winchester, Major Burnham. - Ah...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 29
My real forte is diseases of the aged-but-not-yet-retired.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 30
- No kidding? - Talks about it all the time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 31
eating... beans after a hard day of sheep ranching. [Clicks Tongue, Whistles]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 32
I think my surgical skills would take a giant leap if I were to find a new locale.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 33
He loves to spend as many hours in the saddle as he can.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 34
She's a might peculiar though. Enough of this idle chitchat. As I was saying...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 35
[Plate Clatters]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 36
- [B.J.] Don't you just love it rare? - Oh, yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 37
Padre, I'm comin' down with a case of Rembrandt's elbow.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 38
...seven, 38...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 39
- Nah. You might as well. - Don't you hate it when they come in the middle of happy hour?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 40
All right, all right, all right. We'll pack him off for now. We'll finish him in the morning.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 41
- The patient is dead? - No. We just don't know where he is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 42
Uh-uh! Until he hits the operating table, we're not responsible.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 43
What happened to the Hippocratic oath?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 44
## [Singing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 47
This... Very difficult diagnosis. The patient's wounds are not what they first appear to be.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 48
Long as he has a week to rest up, he's great one day in a row.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 49
It's me who'll be going. They need a chief surgeon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 50
- Oh, go suck a combat boot. - Margaret!

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 2
- General Edwin Torgeson? - You know Torgy Porgy?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 3
[Groans] This is terrible.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 4
- I hope not. Too many of these can run down a neighborhood. - Captain, this ain't funny.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 5
I am an indispensable five-star scrounge.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 6
Somebody's liable to take this seriously.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 7
Oh, ho, ho. Wrong on two counts.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 8
If they made you chief surgeon at the new unit, that'd make me chief surgeon here.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 9
They're gonna take somebody from here. And it's gonna be one of us.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 10
Gentlemen, am I to infer from your conversation...
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 11
Nah, Charles. I've had offers like this before.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 12
Everybody thinks he's here on a fact-finding tour.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 13
Boxing. How apropos. A fighting man who likes... fighting.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 14
Charles, I can't talk to you now. I'm very busy. I have to prepare my duty roster.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 15
the first thing you need is a commanding officer.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 16
Not a very rosy prospect. But-But it seems to me it's out of our hands.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 17
- Are you asking me to be an accessory to a fabrication? - Yes.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 18
- So tell me, how is Torgy? - Ornery as ever.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 19
Uh, if it's all right with you, Colonel, I'd rather bunk with your surgeons.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 20
Not exactly the metaphor I would have chosen, but, uh, I do have something on my mind.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 21
They wanna hang my portrait along their... ecclesiastical esplanade.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 22
and heavenly light streaming down from above.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 23
Ah, right. Not like some of those young officers...
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 24
A thousand pardons. In my religion, this is the month of the sacred bull.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 25
- Klinger! - May your life be free of snakes. Sh-boom be with you.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 26
No, we haven't heard anything about that down in Seoul.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 27
- I got it. Here, boy. Here, boy. - Get him. Get him.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 28
- Major Charles Emerson Winchester, Major Burnham. - Ah...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 29
My real forte is diseases of the aged-but-not-yet-retired.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 30
- No kidding? - Talks about it all the time.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 31
eating... beans after a hard day of sheep ranching. [Clicks Tongue, Whistles]
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 32
I think my surgical skills would take a giant leap if I were to find a new locale.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 33
He loves to spend as many hours in the saddle as he can.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 34
She's a might peculiar though. Enough of this idle chitchat. As I was saying...
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 35
[Plate Clatters]
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 36
- [B.J.] Don't you just love it rare? - Oh, yeah.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 37
Padre, I'm comin' down with a case of Rembrandt's elbow.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 38
...seven, 38...
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 39
- Nah. You might as well. - Don't you hate it when they come in the middle of happy hour?
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 40
All right, all right, all right. We'll pack him off for now. We'll finish him in the morning.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 41
- The patient is dead? - No. We just don't know where he is.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 42
Uh-uh! Until he hits the operating table, we're not responsible.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 43
What happened to the Hippocratic oath?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 44
## [Singing]
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 45 #45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 47
This... Very difficult diagnosis. The patient's wounds are not what they first appear to be.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 48
Long as he has a week to rest up, he's great one day in a row.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 49
It's me who'll be going. They need a chief surgeon.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 3 (S10E03) - 50
- Oh, go suck a combat boot. - Margaret!
#50