S10 E19
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Season 10  "Sons and Bowlers"  10x19

Aired 39 years ago - Mar 22, 1982

After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger are the only 2 good bowlers in the camp, so BJ and Father Mulcahy are "recruited" to the team. Colonel Potter becomes obsessed with winning the game, and excludes Margaret from the team because she helped the team lose at softball. Then the 4077th team hear the Marines have got a "ringer" in their team after pulling some strings..... Meanwhile, Hawkeye finds out his father is in hospital and tries to speak to him over the phone, watched by Charles, who envies Hawkeye's close relationship with his father.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 1
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 2
Hot damn! Well, what doyou think ofyour old C.O. now?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 3
So far, it's still onlyyou, me and Captain Hunnicutt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 4
- Pierce. - Okay, yeah, I'll wait. I'll wait.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 5
What- I don't understand. What do you mean, you can't call Portland from guam?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 7
- Ah. - Yes! Yes, I can hearyou. Yes. Can you hear me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 8
- You came in here for tyouts. - I came in for cocoa.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 9
Hunnicutt, you bowl like a grade-school kid.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 11
Uh, Pierce, I'm gonna take a little break, go get some coffee. Do you want some?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 12
No, no, no, no, no. I can't clear the line. I'm-
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 13
Enough, Colonel. I'm developing a rather ugly blister on my thumb.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 14
- [Ball, Pins Clattering] - You're lofting again!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 15
Areyou suggesting that I allow some leatherneck...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 16
- [Ball, Pins Clattering] - Colonel, they may have a pro, but you don't!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 17
That's great! That's great! Thankyou, thankyou.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 18
Okay. Hello, Dad? Over.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 19
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 22
and play baseball with nurses?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 23
Oh, golly!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 24
I'm afraid you've lost me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 25
And a few days later, he made me scrambled eggs and bacon...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 26
[ Chattering ]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 27
- Get overthere. Sit down. - Margaret, you did your bowling captain proud.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 28
that I mean it, that I- that I really do...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 29
The worst is a distinct possibility.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 30
My father and I have been 1 2,000 miles apart in the same room.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 31
The soup would be served...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 33
closeness, the fun ofyour relationship.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 35
Next time, keep those big gunboats ofyours behind the foul line.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 37
Remember, no fair knockin' 'em overwith your breath.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 38
- Pitts, you and your bowlers lend us a hand. - Right. Come on, guys.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 39
Sure, the rat leaves the sinking ship. Clamp.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 40
- [ Charles ] good foryou. - Thoughtyou'd want to know, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 41
Beej, you're in luck. Some ofthose magic pepper-uppers just came in.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 42
Whose side areyou guys on, giving him a pep pill?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 43
- How we doing? - A better grade oflousy than before, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 44
Uh- Uh, my inside- I'm turning blue inside.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 45
- Bending? - Of course.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 46
- Say it's something a little less embarrassing, likeVD. -Yeah, that'd work.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 48
Houlihan? I thought shewas still someplace between third and home. [ Laughing ]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 49
Hello, Dad? Yeah, hi. It's me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 50
Listen, Dad-Ye- Dad, I- I can hear how tired you are.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 2
Hot damn! Well, what doyou think ofyour old C.O. now?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 3
So far, it's still onlyyou, me and Captain Hunnicutt.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 4
- Pierce. - Okay, yeah, I'll wait. I'll wait.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 5
What- I don't understand. What do you mean, you can't call Portland from guam?
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 6 #6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 7
- Ah. - Yes! Yes, I can hearyou. Yes. Can you hear me?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 8
- You came in here for tyouts. - I came in for cocoa.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 9
Hunnicutt, you bowl like a grade-school kid.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 10 #10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 11
Uh, Pierce, I'm gonna take a little break, go get some coffee. Do you want some?
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 12
No, no, no, no, no. I can't clear the line. I'm-
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 13
Enough, Colonel. I'm developing a rather ugly blister on my thumb.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 14
- [Ball, Pins Clattering] - You're lofting again!
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 15
Areyou suggesting that I allow some leatherneck...
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 16
- [Ball, Pins Clattering] - Colonel, they may have a pro, but you don't!
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 17
That's great! That's great! Thankyou, thankyou.
#17
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Okay. Hello, Dad? Over.
#18
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and play baseball with nurses?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 23
Oh, golly!
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 24
I'm afraid you've lost me.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 25
And a few days later, he made me scrambled eggs and bacon...
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 26
[ Chattering ]
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 27
- Get overthere. Sit down. - Margaret, you did your bowling captain proud.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 28
that I mean it, that I- that I really do...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 29
The worst is a distinct possibility.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 30
My father and I have been 1 2,000 miles apart in the same room.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 31
The soup would be served...
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 32 #32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 33
closeness, the fun ofyour relationship.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 34 #34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 35
Next time, keep those big gunboats ofyours behind the foul line.
#35
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Remember, no fair knockin' 'em overwith your breath.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 38
- Pitts, you and your bowlers lend us a hand. - Right. Come on, guys.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 39
Sure, the rat leaves the sinking ship. Clamp.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 40
- [ Charles ] good foryou. - Thoughtyou'd want to know, Major.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 41
Beej, you're in luck. Some ofthose magic pepper-uppers just came in.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 42
Whose side areyou guys on, giving him a pep pill?
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 43
- How we doing? - A better grade oflousy than before, sir.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 44
Uh- Uh, my inside- I'm turning blue inside.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 45
- Bending? - Of course.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 46
- Say it's something a little less embarrassing, likeVD. -Yeah, that'd work.
#46
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Houlihan? I thought shewas still someplace between third and home. [ Laughing ]
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 49
Hello, Dad? Yeah, hi. It's me.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 19 (S10E19) - 50
Listen, Dad-Ye- Dad, I- I can hear how tired you are.
#50