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Season 10  "Identity Crisis"  10x2

Aired 44 years ago - Nov 02, 1981

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 1
If a guy's got B-positive blood, it'd be nice if his dog tags didn't say A-positive.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 2
I mean, I'm, uh, goin' home in two weeks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 3
- I believe I asked about your shoulder. - It's fine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 4
You'd be surprised how many G.I. S in your position haven't.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 5
But, as I always say, "A rose in a minefield is still a rose.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 6
Nobody ever died from getting the wrong mail.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 7
but what kind of an idiot would invest hard-earned capital with a footslogger?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 8
Margaret, you should know better than anyone... there is no security in fidelity.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 9
I hate to scoff and run, but I gotta get to post-op. Is there anything I should know?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 10
Quiet, Mrs. De Sade. I'm thinking.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 11
- I'm-I'm sorry? - What form of Judaism do you observe?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 12
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said you were Orthodox.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 13
We sent all the uniforms to be cleaned, but yours didn't come back.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 14
As I always say, "People don't plan to fail. They fail to plan."
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 15
I'm sorry to wake you, Father, but he said he had to see you, and it wouldn't wait.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 16
Or may I call you Josh?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 18
Night before last...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 19
My buddies got killed.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 20
I swore to myself that if I ever got out of that alive...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 21
He was goin' home in just two weeks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 22
I must say, this is the most unusual confession I've ever heard.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 23
Never. I'm gettin' out of here alive.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 24
Of course not. But your actions are sinful.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 25
Yeah, well, first things first.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 28
Gerald.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 30
Rice, can't you leave these people alone?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 31
You know, for the grandson. Lot of wisdom in what you said...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 32
Ah, Father Mulcahy. A little coffee after dinner?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 33
If he keeps it up, I'm going to stage a new production of Death of a Salesman.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 35
Next thing I knew, I was sashayin' down Memory Lane.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 36
Yeah. Mildred noticed that too.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 37
- Fine-looking boy. - Yep.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 38
Actually, I came in with a problem...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 39
Now, don't go far. And do yourself a favor... read this.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 40
Well, it's rather difficult to explain.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 41
The chances that you'll lose your power of speech are one in 200.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 42
That would relax the latrickium and take the stress off the shoulder blade...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 43
Oh, hi, Father.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 45
- I don't want to do this. - Oh, I understand.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 46
"Your Uncle Marvin got so excited you were coming home...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 47
"when you come down the gangplank.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 48
to come down the gangplank, and he won't.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 49
Tall ones, short ones, blondes, brunettes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 50
"Since I cannot remember what you look like, I'm not sure which one is yours.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 2
I mean, I'm, uh, goin' home in two weeks.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 3
- I believe I asked about your shoulder. - It's fine.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 4
You'd be surprised how many G.I. S in your position haven't.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 5
But, as I always say, "A rose in a minefield is still a rose.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 6
Nobody ever died from getting the wrong mail.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 7
but what kind of an idiot would invest hard-earned capital with a footslogger?
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 8
Margaret, you should know better than anyone... there is no security in fidelity.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 9
I hate to scoff and run, but I gotta get to post-op. Is there anything I should know?
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 10
Quiet, Mrs. De Sade. I'm thinking.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 11
- I'm-I'm sorry? - What form of Judaism do you observe?
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 12
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said you were Orthodox.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 13
We sent all the uniforms to be cleaned, but yours didn't come back.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 14
As I always say, "People don't plan to fail. They fail to plan."
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 15
I'm sorry to wake you, Father, but he said he had to see you, and it wouldn't wait.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 16
Or may I call you Josh?
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 17 #17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 18
Night before last...
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 19
My buddies got killed.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 20
I swore to myself that if I ever got out of that alive...
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 21
He was goin' home in just two weeks.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 22
I must say, this is the most unusual confession I've ever heard.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 23
Never. I'm gettin' out of here alive.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 24
Of course not. But your actions are sinful.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 25
Yeah, well, first things first.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 26 #26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 28
Gerald.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 30
Rice, can't you leave these people alone?
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 31
You know, for the grandson. Lot of wisdom in what you said...
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 32
Ah, Father Mulcahy. A little coffee after dinner?
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 33
If he keeps it up, I'm going to stage a new production of Death of a Salesman.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 34 #34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 35
Next thing I knew, I was sashayin' down Memory Lane.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 36
Yeah. Mildred noticed that too.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 37
- Fine-looking boy. - Yep.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 38
Actually, I came in with a problem...
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 39
Now, don't go far. And do yourself a favor... read this.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 40
Well, it's rather difficult to explain.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 41
The chances that you'll lose your power of speech are one in 200.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 42
That would relax the latrickium and take the stress off the shoulder blade...
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 43
Oh, hi, Father.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 45
- I don't want to do this. - Oh, I understand.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 46
"Your Uncle Marvin got so excited you were coming home...
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 47
"when you come down the gangplank.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 48
to come down the gangplank, and he won't.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 49
Tall ones, short ones, blondes, brunettes.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 50
"Since I cannot remember what you look like, I'm not sure which one is yours.
#50