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Season 10  "A Holy Mess"  10x13

Aired 42 years ago - Feb 01, 1982

An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 1
Extra Large. Grade "A."
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 2
- [Indistinct] - [B.J.] You know, I was thinkin'....
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 4
We only got our M.D.'s so we could operate on each other's livers.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 5
You wanna join us?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 6
Oh, let's see, 15th of next month, it'll be forever.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 8
I, uh, just got a letter from him the day before yesterday...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 9
Aren't you listening to me? I just told ya, I been here over a year!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 10
Uh, does your unit know where you are?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 11
[Sighing] I've been AWOL since yesterday.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 12
- it's him. - Yeah.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 13
[Door Closes]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 14
I want these eggs boiled exactly three minutes and 15 seconds.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 15
- [Overlapping Chatter] - That does it!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 16
Mildred clipped this recipe right out of Argosy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 17
They're in the kitchen lined up as far as the mouth can water.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 18
You sleep. I'm gonna go to the kitchen and see if I can lick the shells.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 20
You almost slept through the services.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 21
the rewards for which we are all destined...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 22
with the second and fourth reels of this week's movie, Mr. Belvedere Goes To College...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 23
I've prepared a list of churches offering round-the-clock...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 24
and followed it right into this mess tent.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 25
- # Praise... # - Now, Gillis. - Hey, hey, hey!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 26
- He's got a pretty good reason, Colonel. - Maybe so, Pierce...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 27
- The hell I can't. - Didn't ya hear the chaplain? This is a church.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 28
Just a minute, Sergeant.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 29
If the boy chooses to take refuge here, then I must grant it to him.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 30
- Father, what's going on? - Everything will be straightened out.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 31
- Then who is? - I'm gonna call the Judge Advocate General's office...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 32
You boys knew Gillis was AWOL last night. I don't like getting bad news late.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 33
I'm sorry, Colonel, and I'm sure future Private Pierce feels the same.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 34
Leave everything exactly the way it is.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 35
Allow the delicate fragrance of frying kippers...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 36
What you're stepping in is my kitchen. Step out!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 37
[Screams] Imbecile!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 38
- Sometimes when people are lonely, they... - Lonely?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 39
Come with me. You boys stay right there.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 40
I'm afraid I can't accept the Judge Advocate General's decision.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 41
Private Gillis will remain in sanctuary here.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 43
- Take it easy on me. I'm a veteran. - Folks, Father Mulcahy...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 44
Things are tough all over, Doc.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 45
- [Chattering] - Ridiculous.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 46
Hey! Hurry up, will ya? These people either want eggs or answers.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 47
- Anybody got any gripes? - [All Shouting]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 48
Fresh eggs call for fresh air. We're gonna have a picnic!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 49
- That's Italian. - That's even better.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 50
Stop pushin' me, Father. I'm not goin' back.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 2
- [Indistinct] - [B.J.] You know, I was thinkin'....
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 3 #3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 4
We only got our M.D.'s so we could operate on each other's livers.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 5
You wanna join us?
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 6
Oh, let's see, 15th of next month, it'll be forever.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 7 #7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 8
I, uh, just got a letter from him the day before yesterday...
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 9
Aren't you listening to me? I just told ya, I been here over a year!
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 10
Uh, does your unit know where you are?
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 11
[Sighing] I've been AWOL since yesterday.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 12
- it's him. - Yeah.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 13
[Door Closes]
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 14
I want these eggs boiled exactly three minutes and 15 seconds.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 15
- [Overlapping Chatter] - That does it!
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 16
Mildred clipped this recipe right out of Argosy.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 17
They're in the kitchen lined up as far as the mouth can water.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 18
You sleep. I'm gonna go to the kitchen and see if I can lick the shells.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 19 #19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 20
You almost slept through the services.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 21
the rewards for which we are all destined...
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 22
with the second and fourth reels of this week's movie, Mr. Belvedere Goes To College...
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 23
I've prepared a list of churches offering round-the-clock...
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 24
and followed it right into this mess tent.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 25
- # Praise... # - Now, Gillis. - Hey, hey, hey!
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 26
- He's got a pretty good reason, Colonel. - Maybe so, Pierce...
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 27
- The hell I can't. - Didn't ya hear the chaplain? This is a church.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 28
Just a minute, Sergeant.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 29
If the boy chooses to take refuge here, then I must grant it to him.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 30
- Father, what's going on? - Everything will be straightened out.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 31
- Then who is? - I'm gonna call the Judge Advocate General's office...
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 32
You boys knew Gillis was AWOL last night. I don't like getting bad news late.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 33
I'm sorry, Colonel, and I'm sure future Private Pierce feels the same.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 34
Leave everything exactly the way it is.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 35
Allow the delicate fragrance of frying kippers...
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 36
What you're stepping in is my kitchen. Step out!
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 37
[Screams] Imbecile!
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 38
- Sometimes when people are lonely, they... - Lonely?
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 39
Come with me. You boys stay right there.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 40
I'm afraid I can't accept the Judge Advocate General's decision.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 41
Private Gillis will remain in sanctuary here.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 42 #42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 43
- Take it easy on me. I'm a veteran. - Folks, Father Mulcahy...
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 44
Things are tough all over, Doc.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 45
- [Chattering] - Ridiculous.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 46
Hey! Hurry up, will ya? These people either want eggs or answers.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 47
- Anybody got any gripes? - [All Shouting]
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 48
Fresh eggs call for fresh air. We're gonna have a picnic!
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 49
- That's Italian. - That's even better.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 10 Episode 13 (S10E13) - 50
Stop pushin' me, Father. I'm not goin' back.
#50