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Season 5  "Barely Legal"  5x8

Aired 13 years ago - Dec 17, 2006

Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
Oh, uh, I, uh...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
what if I drove you and walked in with you
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
continues to be the absence of police officers in Quahog.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
I've been working nonstop.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Besides, it's bound to go better than my deep-sea training.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
Here she is. Brian, I present to you your polished turd for the evening.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
Man, I got to tell ya, I can see why you'd be insecure, Meg.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
even if you're terrible, they don't know the difference.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
and started putting out when you were 12.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
No one's ever stood up for me like that.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
- I don't want to talk about it. - Well, I do.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
- Oh, yes, yes, yes, who's a good boy? - I am. I'm a good boy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
Who the hell is texting me at 8:00 a.m.?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
This is even a bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
We're going to start by learning how to do a cavity search.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I saw this penis on the Internet today and I thought to myself :
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
- We do? - Yeah, we're doing that thing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Actually, I thought I was pretty clear...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Brian, I'm ready? You in or out?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
- He looks just like Ben Affleck. - Is that Ben Affleck?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
Look, this has gone a little too far. I like you. I think you're great, but
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Besides, I have a girlfriend. I'm dating Jillian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
- So, I baked you a pie. - Oh, wow. Hey, that looks delicious.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
Do you feel me inside of you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
- Cool Whip. - Cool Hwhip.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
And an official on-duty cop.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Now stick your finger in there and twist it!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
So, here's the thing, and don't get mad.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
Look, the short version is,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Brian, did you get into the garbage last night?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Look, you obviously didn't hear me yesterday, so I'll explain it again.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
I will never be attracted to you!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
Guys, it's not all about action.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
I think something may have happened.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Oh, my God, Brian was right. Meg really must be obsessed with him.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
I know you so well.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
Oh, just relax. We're gonna be here for a "hwhile."
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
- Don't move, dirtbag! - Holy crap, what the hell is this?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
I'm not confused!

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what if I drove you and walked in with you
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
continues to be the absence of police officers in Quahog.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5 #5 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
I've been working nonstop.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Besides, it's bound to go better than my deep-sea training.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
Here she is. Brian, I present to you your polished turd for the evening.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10 #10 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
Man, I got to tell ya, I can see why you'd be insecure, Meg.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
even if you're terrible, they don't know the difference.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
and started putting out when you were 12.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
No one's ever stood up for me like that.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15 #15 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
- I don't want to talk about it. - Well, I do.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
- Oh, yes, yes, yes, who's a good boy? - I am. I'm a good boy.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
Who the hell is texting me at 8:00 a.m.?
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
This is even a bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20 #20 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
We're going to start by learning how to do a cavity search.
#21
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What?
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I saw this penis on the Internet today and I thought to myself :
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
- We do? - Yeah, we're doing that thing.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Actually, I thought I was pretty clear...
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Brian, I'm ready? You in or out?
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
- He looks just like Ben Affleck. - Is that Ben Affleck?
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
Look, this has gone a little too far. I like you. I think you're great, but
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Besides, I have a girlfriend. I'm dating Jillian.
#30
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- So, I baked you a pie. - Oh, wow. Hey, that looks delicious.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
Do you feel me inside of you?
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
- Cool Whip. - Cool Hwhip.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
And an official on-duty cop.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Now stick your finger in there and twist it!
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37 #37 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
So, here's the thing, and don't get mad.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
Look, the short version is,
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Brian, did you get into the garbage last night?
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Look, you obviously didn't hear me yesterday, so I'll explain it again.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
I will never be attracted to you!
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43 #43 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
Guys, it's not all about action.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
I think something may have happened.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Oh, my God, Brian was right. Meg really must be obsessed with him.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
I know you so well.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
Oh, just relax. We're gonna be here for a "hwhile."
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
- Don't move, dirtbag! - Holy crap, what the hell is this?
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
I'm not confused!
#50