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Season 5  "No Chris Left Behind"  5x16

Aired 16 years ago - May 06, 2007

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

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- What? - Chapter 3:
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Well, let me know if you need help. I can be very persuasive.
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So, yeah, let's do it.
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We gonna have a puppet show. We gonna have some jazz.
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Oh, and the adventure begins again.
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This is not what the founding fathers had in mind.
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I suppose there is one thing I can do to raise the school's test average.
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I can just pee in my bed all day.
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Kill them!
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for long periods of time with men, just men for many days at a time.
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My son got into DeVry.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on.
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Why don't you let my wife and I take you out to dinner?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
- and we just loved it. - Loved it.
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My food was more expensive. I feel bad. If I...
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well, I was wondering if you could get him into that fancy boarding school you went to.
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Do you know why I stopped you?
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Well, Chris, here we are.
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What kind of freakin' king lives next to the train tracks?
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Oh, yes, yes,how do you do, sirrrr?
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Um, oh, dear. Johann tells me your luggage is the luggage of the poor.
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One time I picked my nose and I swear I could feel the bottom of my eye.
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Oh, no, Chris, that's horrible.
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The Skull and Bones Society has been a part of my family for decades,
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Good. Why don't you try putting some weight on it?
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Morningwood Academy is charging us $30,000.
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Come on. Come on in. Your family's waiting in here.
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Chris, I'd give you a hug, but I'm exhausted from working two jobs to pay your tuition.
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I'll take the one on the right.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
Well, let me know if you need help. I can be very persuasive.
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
So, yeah, let's do it.
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
We gonna have a puppet show. We gonna have some jazz.
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
Oh, and the adventure begins again.
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
This is not what the founding fathers had in mind.
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
I suppose there is one thing I can do to raise the school's test average.
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
I can just pee in my bed all day.
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9 #9 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
Kill them!
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
for long periods of time with men, just men for many days at a time.
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My son got into DeVry.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on.
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Why don't you let my wife and I take you out to dinner?
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
- and we just loved it. - Loved it.
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
My food was more expensive. I feel bad. If I...
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well, I was wondering if you could get him into that fancy boarding school you went to.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
Do you know why I stopped you?
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
Well, Chris, here we are.
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
What kind of freakin' king lives next to the train tracks?
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
Oh, yes, yes,how do you do, sirrrr?
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
Um, oh, dear. Johann tells me your luggage is the luggage of the poor.
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One time I picked my nose and I swear I could feel the bottom of my eye.
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
Oh, no, Chris, that's horrible.
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The Skull and Bones Society has been a part of my family for decades,
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
Good. Why don't you try putting some weight on it?
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44 #44 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
Morningwood Academy is charging us $30,000.
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46 #46 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
Come on. Come on in. Your family's waiting in here.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48 #48 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
Chris, I'd give you a hug, but I'm exhausted from working two jobs to pay your tuition.
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
I'll take the one on the right.
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