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Season 5  "Meet the Quagmires"  5x18

Aired 13 years ago - May 20, 2007

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
All right, now I want you to meet me at this address
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
Aha, gotcha!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
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Peter, you're the one from the future. You should know... Ah, forget it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
Yeah, I've logged a lot of game hours on Menstrual Ms. Pacman.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
All right, Peter, your time's up.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
that fat, lonely women's club.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
Angel food cake.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
I crash here once or twice a week.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
You know, where the woman wakes up in the hospital,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
Wow, that cameraman has nice strong arms.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Mr. Griffin, what I do with my husband is none of your business.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
We were only in 1984 one night, and now everything's all messed up.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
causing the time line to skew off into an alternate tangent,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
Well, who knows what else we changed.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
Oh, God, Brian, we messed up bad. We messed up real bad.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
You're supposed to be married to me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Then Glenn came along, and stole my heart.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
- Let's go upstairs and do it. - Okay!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
We could kind of just take that one and call it a win.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
Daughter Judy
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
You are not taking my whole wallet so you can go shopping.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
And with zero tolerance gun control
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
Listen, you've got to send me back in time again
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Lois! Oh, my God, it's so good to see you!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Well, maybe you should just go by yourself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
I look forward to watching it with you, sweetheart.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
Say, I was just getting ready to hit the town.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
But at least don't make me wait up all night for you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
- Peter! - Oh, God, sorry! Sorry!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
You deserve a gentleman.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
- What? - It's a line from Die Hard.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
And not Quagmire or any man,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
Who the hell am I kidding?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
- Hey, Quagmire. - Huh?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
Are you kidding?
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Aha, gotcha!
#2
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Peter, you're the one from the future. You should know... Ah, forget it.
#6
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Yeah, I've logged a lot of game hours on Menstrual Ms. Pacman.
#7
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All right, Peter, your time's up.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
that fat, lonely women's club.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
Angel food cake.
#11
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I crash here once or twice a week.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
You know, where the woman wakes up in the hospital,
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
Wow, that cameraman has nice strong arms.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Mr. Griffin, what I do with my husband is none of your business.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
We were only in 1984 one night, and now everything's all messed up.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
causing the time line to skew off into an alternate tangent,
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
Well, who knows what else we changed.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
Oh, God, Brian, we messed up bad. We messed up real bad.
#20
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Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.
#21
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hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands?
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
You're supposed to be married to me.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Then Glenn came along, and stole my heart.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
- Let's go upstairs and do it. - Okay!
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
We could kind of just take that one and call it a win.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
Daughter Judy
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
You are not taking my whole wallet so you can go shopping.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
And with zero tolerance gun control
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
Listen, you've got to send me back in time again
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32 #32 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Lois! Oh, my God, it's so good to see you!
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Well, maybe you should just go by yourself.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
I look forward to watching it with you, sweetheart.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
Say, I was just getting ready to hit the town.
#36
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I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
But at least don't make me wait up all night for you.
#39
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- Peter! - Oh, God, sorry! Sorry!
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
You deserve a gentleman.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
- What? - It's a line from Die Hard.
#43
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And not Quagmire or any man,
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
Who the hell am I kidding?
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
- Hey, Quagmire. - Huh?
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
Are you kidding?
#48
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