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Season 5  "The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou"  5x11

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 18, 2007

When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
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Peter, you took him out without any sunscreen?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
Hello, I'm Fran Drescher.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
"President Johnson, bring our boys home from Southeast Asia.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Oh, that's terrible. You're a wonderful paperboy, Chris,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
Oh, thank God we live in this time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
- Look, Griffin got his ass kicked. - What a loser.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
My book report is on The Giving Tree.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
I'll do it, Lois. Right after a healthy breakfast of juice,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
I like it 'cause it's just above my lip.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
And pedophile or not, he, he was a perfectly professional person.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
- Right. Possibly. - You're talking out of your ass.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
- Uh, are they still sleeping? - I don't know. I'll check.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
Listen, apparently your son got into a little scrape with my kid.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
- Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father. - Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
- Shut up, Kyle. - I'm Peter Griffin.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
Peter did what?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
You're 43, and you just assaulted our neighbor's child!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
It's not a skin color, it's a lifestyle, Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
But not too fast 'cause Stewie takes it slow...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
Kyle's mother agreed not to press charges if you apologize.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
You got Legos? Aw, sweet!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Well, I never was very good at building things.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
You don't have to apologize. I would have done the same thing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
I don't remember you having that mole before.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
- Hey, Swedish chef. - Oh, hey, Kermit, what's going on?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
'Cause there are two kinds of people in this world, Chris.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
My point being that I'm a bully, not a nerd.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
and I've got to make the most of it.
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- Peter, put me down! - I told you, not until you sing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Peter, look at yourself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
Like Dick Cheney when he was a Wal-Mart greeter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
I don't have much time!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Really?! Oh, thank God! Oh, thank God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
Chris, I'm gonna show you how to stand up to a bully.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
- Yeah, I have MS. - Oh, you hear that, Chris?

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
Peter, you took him out without any sunscreen?
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
Hello, I'm Fran Drescher.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
"President Johnson, bring our boys home from Southeast Asia.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Oh, that's terrible. You're a wonderful paperboy, Chris,
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
Oh, thank God we live in this time.
#6
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- Look, Griffin got his ass kicked. - What a loser.
#9
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My book report is on The Giving Tree.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
I'll do it, Lois. Right after a healthy breakfast of juice,
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
I like it 'cause it's just above my lip.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
And pedophile or not, he, he was a perfectly professional person.
#14
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- Right. Possibly. - You're talking out of your ass.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
- Uh, are they still sleeping? - I don't know. I'll check.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
Listen, apparently your son got into a little scrape with my kid.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
- Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father. - Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father.
#19
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- Shut up, Kyle. - I'm Peter Griffin.
#20
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Peter did what?!
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
You're 43, and you just assaulted our neighbor's child!
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
It's not a skin color, it's a lifestyle, Brian.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
But not too fast 'cause Stewie takes it slow...
#25
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Kyle's mother agreed not to press charges if you apologize.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
You got Legos? Aw, sweet!
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Well, I never was very good at building things.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
You don't have to apologize. I would have done the same thing.
#31
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I don't remember you having that mole before.
#34
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- Hey, Swedish chef. - Oh, hey, Kermit, what's going on?
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
'Cause there are two kinds of people in this world, Chris.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
My point being that I'm a bully, not a nerd.
#38
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and I've got to make the most of it.
#39
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- Peter, put me down! - I told you, not until you sing.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Peter, look at yourself.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
Like Dick Cheney when he was a Wal-Mart greeter.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
I don't have much time!
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Really?! Oh, thank God! Oh, thank God!
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
Chris, I'm gonna show you how to stand up to a bully.
#49
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- Yeah, I have MS. - Oh, you hear that, Chris?
#50