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Season 5  "Boys Do Cry"  5x15

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 29, 2007

Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.

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My word, what a fascinating man this Jesus must have been.
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to come home and feed her starving family.
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That means you'll play the organ.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
She can't answer you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
A reading from the letter of John to the couple with the crying baby upstairs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
Oh, I am so hungry.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
Yes, yes, die, die, die!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
we'll hide in the one place they can't find us.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
Who cares as long as it's away from those bloody church fanatics.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
No!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to his capture.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
but the mosquitoes were going crazy, and she said there was no way.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Why don't you put sunflower seeds in the Ding Dongs while you're at it?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
Oh, did you hear that cashier's accent?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
No, see, there's got to be something in here we can use.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
Howdy, new neighbors.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
Nope, sorry, Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
You know, this place may be the upside to everything that's happened.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
Belts are a great way to express opinions.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
This turn of events came after Vatican scientists
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
The Superdevil is at least six inches taller,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
Aw, just that I think you're going to love this cake.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 31
- There you go. - Thanks.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32
Easton leads the scoring with four.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
Huh. That was kind of cool.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
He is a graceful, majestic creature who is a part of this family
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Well, you're not quite in the club yet.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
Can I help you, Edward?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37
I forgot why I came over.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
Why don't you meet the other contestants while I go register you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
Wow! Look how organized he is.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
Hey, what are you kids doing here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43
and cold filtered Miller Genuine Draft.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
Oh. See... yeah, I'm not quite...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
- There you go, sport. - Thank you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
Fellas! Fellas! Can't we talk this over?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49
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Now the final contestant for our talent portion of the competition,
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Hey, Lois, great news. We can go back to Quahog.

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to come home and feed her starving family.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
That means you'll play the organ.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
She can't answer you.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
A reading from the letter of John to the couple with the crying baby upstairs.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
Oh, I am so hungry.
#8
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Yes, yes, die, die, die!
#10
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we'll hide in the one place they can't find us.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
Who cares as long as it's away from those bloody church fanatics.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
No!
#14
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A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to his capture.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
but the mosquitoes were going crazy, and she said there was no way.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Why don't you put sunflower seeds in the Ding Dongs while you're at it?
#17
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Oh, did you hear that cashier's accent?
#19
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No, see, there's got to be something in here we can use.
#20
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Howdy, new neighbors.
#22
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Nope, sorry, Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.
#23
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You know, this place may be the upside to everything that's happened.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
Belts are a great way to express opinions.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
This turn of events came after Vatican scientists
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
The Superdevil is at least six inches taller,
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
Aw, just that I think you're going to love this cake.
#29
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- There you go. - Thanks.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32
Easton leads the scoring with four.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
Huh. That was kind of cool.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
He is a graceful, majestic creature who is a part of this family
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Well, you're not quite in the club yet.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
Can I help you, Edward?
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37
I forgot why I came over.
#37
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Why don't you meet the other contestants while I go register you?
#38
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Wow! Look how organized he is.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
Hey, what are you kids doing here?
#42
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and cold filtered Miller Genuine Draft.
#43
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Oh. See... yeah, I'm not quite...
#45
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- There you go, sport. - Thank you.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
Fellas! Fellas! Can't we talk this over?
#48
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Now the final contestant for our talent portion of the competition,
#50
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Hey, Lois, great news. We can go back to Quahog.
#51