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Season 5  "Stewie Loves Lois"  5x1

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 10, 2006

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
Ugh. Get a tan.
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Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
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Are we still going to the baseball game?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
I'm trying to be supportive but after all, it was just a prostate exam.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Yeah, you want some of this, Maury Po-bitch?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Rupert! Oh, dear God, somebody help!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
W- We'll go away. W-We'll go to Hawaii. Would you like that?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
Cut green beans...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Mommy loves you, sweetheart.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
he did things to my fanny.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
I have something to say.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Oh, God, it was horrible! I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
I'm going to be really anal about this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
So warn the villagers, here comes the cuddle monster.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
You can't do that, all he did was give you a prostate exam.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Well, whatever happens, I'm not going to stand for this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Oh, you are just so cute, sweetie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Sit right there, honey. Mommy'll go get Rupert so he can eat with you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
I was just making coffee. I didn't hit on her.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Sorry, I fell asleep watching Sabado Gigante last night.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Oh, can you imagine such a world?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
But first in medical news, Dr. Elmer Hartman, beloved family doctor to all of Quahog,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Peter, I don't know how much more I can take.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
And I suppose it wouldn't matter if I told you for the 50th time
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Hi.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
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- This is ridiculous, that never happened. - Sit down, you rapist!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
He made me feel so dirty.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Relax.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Okay, everybody, uh, I know you were expecting something else,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
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Lois, what are you doing?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
by holding him underwater. I'm just like Barbara Bush!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
You and I are going to see Eddie Money!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
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Enjoy it, lucky wife.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Yeah, what gives?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
How are you liking all these nautical puns?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
- So can you help me out, Dr. McCoy? - What, so you can sue me, too?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Lois... Lois.
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Dr. Hartman is my only hope, and there's no way he's going to see me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
and the guys from Primus.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Lois, help!
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Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
#2
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Are we still going to the baseball game?
#4
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I'm trying to be supportive but after all, it was just a prostate exam.
#5
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Yeah, you want some of this, Maury Po-bitch?
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Rupert! Oh, dear God, somebody help!
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
W- We'll go away. W-We'll go to Hawaii. Would you like that?
#9
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Cut green beans...
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Mommy loves you, sweetheart.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
he did things to my fanny.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
I have something to say.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Oh, God, it was horrible! I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it,
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
I'm going to be really anal about this.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
So warn the villagers, here comes the cuddle monster.
#17
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You can't do that, all he did was give you a prostate exam.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Well, whatever happens, I'm not going to stand for this.
#19
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Oh, you are just so cute, sweetie.
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Sit right there, honey. Mommy'll go get Rupert so he can eat with you.
#21
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I was just making coffee. I didn't hit on her.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Sorry, I fell asleep watching Sabado Gigante last night.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Oh, can you imagine such a world?
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
But first in medical news, Dr. Elmer Hartman, beloved family doctor to all of Quahog,
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Peter, I don't know how much more I can take.
#26
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And I suppose it wouldn't matter if I told you for the 50th time
#27
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Hi.
#29
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- This is ridiculous, that never happened. - Sit down, you rapist!
#31
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He made me feel so dirty.
#32
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Relax.
#34
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Okay, everybody, uh, I know you were expecting something else,
#35
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Lois, what are you doing?
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
by holding him underwater. I'm just like Barbara Bush!
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
You and I are going to see Eddie Money!
#39
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Enjoy it, lucky wife.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Yeah, what gives?
#42
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How are you liking all these nautical puns?
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
- So can you help me out, Dr. McCoy? - What, so you can sue me, too?
#44
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Lois... Lois.
#45
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Dr. Hartman is my only hope, and there's no way he's going to see me.
#47
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and the guys from Primus.
#48
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Lois, help!
#49
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