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Season 5  "Airport '07"  5x12

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 04, 2007

Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.

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Oh, there's my apple juice.
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We're looking at about a four-and-a-half-hour flight time today.
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Even though oxygen is flowing, the bag may not inflate!
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We'd better alert the mayor. I'll have to interrupt his photo op.
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as a Trans National 767 was forced to make a crash-landing.
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However, using state-of-the-art Channel 5 computer technology,
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But boy, am I angry!
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No, Peter, it's perfectly normal to siphon jet fuel from an active runway
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- Oh, hey, Peter. Hey, Lois. - Glenn, what are you doing up there?
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What if we had two calculators and we put them next to each other?
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like a prom night Dumpster baby.
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My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it
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- I'm takin' a stroll - He's takin' a stroll
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Well, you're gonna have to help him find one,
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Okay, so I'll talk to him tomorrow?
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I really liked that job working on the Starship Enterprise.
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Fellas, I think I have an idea.
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Once we have the uniforms and credentials,
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All right, I'm gonna go bring the pilots their coffee.
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Oh, stop, I'm tick...
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I know you have a choice in airport sex, and I appreciate your choosing Quagmire.
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- What?! Oh, no! - And that's not the worst part.
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Ah, who the hell am I kidding? I don't deserve to be a pilot.
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"and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I've ever seen."
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Men, we're doing everything in our power to get you down.
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can land an anchorman in hot water. After this.
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