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Season 5  "Chick Cancer"  5x7

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 26, 2006

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
And I don't mean the classy "maybe they are, maybe they're not" gay guys.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
I got a bad feeling about Suicidy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
No...! Why?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Oh, you know, Lois, this movie has helped me understand a lot of things.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
So, he say this when your brain know is not really nice day.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Oh, boy, I am going to take her down right in front of everybody.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
She's so cute. I love children. Look at my kids.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Olivia! Hey...!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
My God, California's been good to you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
Um, i-it's a fun show if you haven't seen it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
- What happened? - She shot me down, Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Also...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
As well as...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed? We don't think so. Order now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
- Hey, big date tonight? - Uh, yeah, yeah.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Hi, Jillian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
that you're grown-up enough for her.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Whore?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
So, I'll pick you up at 7:00?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
"Is that... is that barbecue sauce? When was I near barbecue sauce?"
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
You know, Stewie, I'm really glad I gave you another chance.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Yeah, no kidding. Oh, my God.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
I know. Look at that sunset against the skyline.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
Okay, everyone, welcome to the first day of shooting for Steel Vaginas.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
Peter, I can't lose the wheelchair. I need it to move.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Great! Great! Wow!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Oh, hang on a sec. Uh, idea for a short story:
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Or-or none of us could have punch. But still Victor could go away.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
Oh, I'm acting like a jerk? What about Phony Curtis over there?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
I, Stewie, take you, Olivia, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
and then all afternoon I was a fireman, so it's been, uh... it's been a long one.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
Oh, I don't know, Olivia. Maybe that we are in a sexless marriage.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
If you're gonna leave all those lights on, I'm not gonna split the electric bill.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
but Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
And it begins...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
- Let's just enjoy dinner. - Yeah, can't we just have a good time?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Well, if you think I'm a baby, then perhaps I should act like a baby.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Sir? You feel strong? You wanna come over here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Hello, everyone. Well, here we are... opening night.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
So, without further dudes, ah, let's, uh, watch this thing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
When Vageena was first born, I had a small heart and a lot to learn.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
But one day, Vageena went swimming too soon after eating a sandwich...

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
I got a bad feeling about Suicidy.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
No...! Why?
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Oh, you know, Lois, this movie has helped me understand a lot of things.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
So, he say this when your brain know is not really nice day.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Oh, boy, I am going to take her down right in front of everybody.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
She's so cute. I love children. Look at my kids.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Olivia! Hey...!
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
My God, California's been good to you.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
Um, i-it's a fun show if you haven't seen it.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
- What happened? - She shot me down, Brian.
#11
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Also...
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
As well as...
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed? We don't think so. Order now.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
- Hey, big date tonight? - Uh, yeah, yeah.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Hi, Jillian.
#17
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that you're grown-up enough for her.
#19
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Whore?
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
So, I'll pick you up at 7:00?
#23
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Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis.
#25
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"Is that... is that barbecue sauce? When was I near barbecue sauce?"
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
You know, Stewie, I'm really glad I gave you another chance.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Yeah, no kidding. Oh, my God.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
I know. Look at that sunset against the skyline.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
Okay, everyone, welcome to the first day of shooting for Steel Vaginas.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
Peter, I can't lose the wheelchair. I need it to move.
#32
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Great! Great! Wow!
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Oh, hang on a sec. Uh, idea for a short story:
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Or-or none of us could have punch. But still Victor could go away.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
Oh, I'm acting like a jerk? What about Phony Curtis over there?
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
I, Stewie, take you, Olivia, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
and then all afternoon I was a fireman, so it's been, uh... it's been a long one.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
Oh, I don't know, Olivia. Maybe that we are in a sexless marriage.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
If you're gonna leave all those lights on, I'm not gonna split the electric bill.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
but Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel,
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
And it begins...
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
- Let's just enjoy dinner. - Yeah, can't we just have a good time?
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Well, if you think I'm a baby, then perhaps I should act like a baby.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Sir? You feel strong? You wanna come over here?
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Hello, everyone. Well, here we are... opening night.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
So, without further dudes, ah, let's, uh, watch this thing.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
When Vageena was first born, I had a small heart and a lot to learn.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
But one day, Vageena went swimming too soon after eating a sandwich...
#50