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Season 5  "Peter's Two Dads"  5x10

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 11, 2007

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 1
- I don't know. - Well, my God, Lois,
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That, uh...
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So, Meg, your birthday's coming up, huh?
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More...? Too many...?
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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6
So the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink.
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So which one of you wants to lose your virginity?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 8
I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
Peter, I don't think you're actually supposed to swallow those.
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Stewie, what are you doing?! You can't open Meg's gifts!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 12
Too late! Take too long! Sad Christmas!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13
In the meantime, I leave you with the musical stylings of Chris Griffin.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
So I'll be your friend
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
- Is he breathing? - Somebody call an ambulance!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 16
I don't if you can hear me right now, but
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 17
Oh, my God, he's dead. He can't be dead.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 18
- I can't believe Grandpa's dead. - Well, he did kind of treat us like crap,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
- We're all gonna miss him. - Tragic.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 20
Booze made me fall down all those stairs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 21
This isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 23
"Dare card: Have her do a strip tease
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 24
- If I can't have it, nobody can! - That is enough!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 25
- Let me give you a hug. - No!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 27
Oh, my God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 28
I'm sorry I misbehaved, mother! I'm sorry I misbehaved!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
My God, I... I haven't felt that alive in years.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
Come on, Lois, hit me! Beat the crap out of me! Step on my cubes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31
I knew this day would come. All right, Peter, here it is.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 32
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That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34
Oh! Thank you!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
Yes, I made you take time out of your day to clean my mess
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
- Punish me! - Sweetie, you've really gotta stop...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
My God, I really do have problems, don't I?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 38
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even the boniest-fingered nun could poke you in the chest
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Have I heard of him? Of course I've heard of him!
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but I know where it should be!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 42
Yeah, I came all the way from America to find you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
Who's leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guiness around here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
Peter! You are a fat stinking drunk.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
I have gotta drink him so far under the table,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
Mickey McFinnegan, I challenge you to a drinking contest.
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That, uh...
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3
So, Meg, your birthday's coming up, huh?
#3
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More...? Too many...?
#4
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So the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 7
So which one of you wants to lose your virginity?
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 8
I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
#8
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Peter, I don't think you're actually supposed to swallow those.
#9
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Stewie, what are you doing?! You can't open Meg's gifts!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 12
Too late! Take too long! Sad Christmas!
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13
In the meantime, I leave you with the musical stylings of Chris Griffin.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
So I'll be your friend
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
- Is he breathing? - Somebody call an ambulance!
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 16
I don't if you can hear me right now, but
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 17
Oh, my God, he's dead. He can't be dead.
#17
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- I can't believe Grandpa's dead. - Well, he did kind of treat us like crap,
#18
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- We're all gonna miss him. - Tragic.
#19
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Booze made me fall down all those stairs.
#20
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This isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?
#21
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"Dare card: Have her do a strip tease
#23
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- If I can't have it, nobody can! - That is enough!
#24
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- Let me give you a hug. - No!
#25
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Oh, my God!
#27
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I'm sorry I misbehaved, mother! I'm sorry I misbehaved!
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
My God, I... I haven't felt that alive in years.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
Come on, Lois, hit me! Beat the crap out of me! Step on my cubes.
#30
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I knew this day would come. All right, Peter, here it is.
#31
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That'll do, pig. That'll do.
#33
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Oh! Thank you!
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
Yes, I made you take time out of your day to clean my mess
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
- Punish me! - Sweetie, you've really gotta stop...
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
My God, I really do have problems, don't I?
#37
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even the boniest-fingered nun could poke you in the chest
#39
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Have I heard of him? Of course I've heard of him!
#40
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but I know where it should be!
#41
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Yeah, I came all the way from America to find you.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
Who's leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guiness around here?
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
Peter! You are a fat stinking drunk.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
I have gotta drink him so far under the table,
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
Mickey McFinnegan, I challenge you to a drinking contest.
#46
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