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Season 5  "Saving Private Brian"  5x4

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 05, 2006

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
I bet you Debra really gave it to Ray today.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
Don't worry, Lois, all he needs is an after-school
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
That's not news.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
It's just wrong for the military to mess with kids' minds.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
Well, Chris, there's a lot of fun activities out there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
I like reading comic books and dressing like a dude.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
was at granting wishes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
Oh, God. All right, I better go put more money in the meter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
Did I mention there's a hundred-dollar bonus if you sign up a buddy?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
And we won't come back till it's over over there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
You are the sorriest bunch of rejects I ever seen.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
Dancer for money?! Any old music will do?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
Evil monkey holds the key
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
You got five seconds to get to the head of the pack,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
- Oh, come on, Brian, get up! - Time's up!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
Private Griffin, just for that, you have to listen to one track
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
Oh, no, not again.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
- Stop breathing on the window. - You idiot.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
You can't leave, man. That's desertion.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
You dropped out of college. You still haven't finished your novel.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
Not for me!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Hey, hey, Chris, don't talk to your mother that way.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
Is there something you'd like to say, Mr. Griffin?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
But as you know, as a unit, you either all graduate,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
- Fresh pepper? - Yes, thank you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
Okay, back up.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
I'm proud to call you soldiers.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
Okay, I go in store, I throw backpack. Big boom.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Okay, yeah. See you in a few minutes, big hero.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
uh, 47, Victor, Charlie, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
You know, I think I may have an idea what's causing this behavior, Peter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
"even though I occasionally associate with some less than reputable characters. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
Look, you can totally see his or her nipples.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
Wow, look at how gay we are.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
Here, you shoot me and I'll shoot you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
No, no, no, no, don't point that at me!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
Hey, hi, um, I'm Private Stewie
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
Great news, everybody.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
Good thing we distracted the guard with that riddle.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
Don't worry, Lois, all he needs is an after-school
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
That's not news.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
It's just wrong for the military to mess with kids' minds.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
Well, Chris, there's a lot of fun activities out there.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6 #6 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
I like reading comic books and dressing like a dude.
#7
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was at granting wishes.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
Oh, God. All right, I better go put more money in the meter.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
Did I mention there's a hundred-dollar bonus if you sign up a buddy?
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
And we won't come back till it's over over there.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
You are the sorriest bunch of rejects I ever seen.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
Dancer for money?! Any old music will do?!
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15 #15 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
Evil monkey holds the key
#16
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You got five seconds to get to the head of the pack,
#20
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- Oh, come on, Brian, get up! - Time's up!
#21
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Private Griffin, just for that, you have to listen to one track
#22
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Oh, no, not again.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
- Stop breathing on the window. - You idiot.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
You can't leave, man. That's desertion.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
You dropped out of college. You still haven't finished your novel.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
Not for me!
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Hey, hey, Chris, don't talk to your mother that way.
#29
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Is there something you'd like to say, Mr. Griffin?
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
But as you know, as a unit, you either all graduate,
#32
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- Fresh pepper? - Yes, thank you.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
Okay, back up.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
I'm proud to call you soldiers.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
Okay, I go in store, I throw backpack. Big boom.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Okay, yeah. See you in a few minutes, big hero.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
uh, 47, Victor, Charlie, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman!
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
You know, I think I may have an idea what's causing this behavior, Peter.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
"even though I occasionally associate with some less than reputable characters. "
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
Look, you can totally see his or her nipples.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
Wow, look at how gay we are.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
Here, you shoot me and I'll shoot you.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
No, no, no, no, don't point that at me!
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
Hey, hi, um, I'm Private Stewie
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
Great news, everybody.
#47
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Good thing we distracted the guard with that riddle.
#50