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Season 5  "Prick Up Your Ears"  5x6

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 19, 2006

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 1
'cause that makes it more likely that one of those kids'll grow up
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
Now, you've probably heard all those rumors
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
- Just what we need. - Hey, guys, I'm coming in.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
That's right, allow me to demonstrate.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
I say, look at this. This toy has small parts.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
What? Did you say the Tooth Fairy comes here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
Stewie, calm down. Get a hold of yourself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
Hey, Lois, I wanted to get some K-Y Jelly
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
That's none of your concern. You got to take care of the offspring.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
What is going on here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
What? That's ridiculous.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
I can't believe they fired you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
I just hope they're getting the information they need.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Sex? Hang on there, Jerry.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
Hey, you kids like Mad TV?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
Well, here we are at the make-out point.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
- Thanks. My name's Doug. - I'm Meg.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Because not only to condoms fail 100% of the time,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Who wants to be pure? Who wants to be... abstinent?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
but, watch carefully. If I move this down here,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
the invading forces of the Tooth Fairy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
Ha! I knew it! I scared her off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
I guess it's not easy growing up anywhere.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
"populated entirely by dogs who will eat it. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
Gosh, Meg, I really wish we could take our relationship to the next level.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
You know, Roy, I hope you play squash better than you pass.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
Grimace is Ronald McDonald's autistic friend.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
This is nonsense. You can't force abstinence on kids.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
Yeah, it's been on my crotch.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
the same nonsense about premarital sex. You're lying to yourself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
it's just tops.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Brian, I'll be right back. I'm going to use the little girl's room.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
I mean, that's what the supermodels do.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
Just to check in, make sure everything's going well with you and Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
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Wh-What are you doing? What? Peter, what are you doing to my ear?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
No, no, no! I'm abstinent!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
But most of all, I'm really sorry about your dirty,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
Stewie, what the hell? Get me down from here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
Look, I didn't want to burst your bubble since you're just a kid, but,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Oh, very well then.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
Now, you've probably heard all those rumors
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
- Just what we need. - Hey, guys, I'm coming in.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
That's right, allow me to demonstrate.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
I say, look at this. This toy has small parts.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
What? Did you say the Tooth Fairy comes here?
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
Stewie, calm down. Get a hold of yourself.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
Hey, Lois, I wanted to get some K-Y Jelly
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
That's none of your concern. You got to take care of the offspring.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
What is going on here?
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
What? That's ridiculous.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
I can't believe they fired you.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
I just hope they're getting the information they need.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Sex? Hang on there, Jerry.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
Hey, you kids like Mad TV?
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
Well, here we are at the make-out point.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
- Thanks. My name's Doug. - I'm Meg.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Because not only to condoms fail 100% of the time,
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Who wants to be pure? Who wants to be... abstinent?
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
but, watch carefully. If I move this down here,
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
the invading forces of the Tooth Fairy.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
Ha! I knew it! I scared her off.
#22
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I guess it's not easy growing up anywhere.
#26
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"populated entirely by dogs who will eat it. "
#27
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Gosh, Meg, I really wish we could take our relationship to the next level.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
You know, Roy, I hope you play squash better than you pass.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
Grimace is Ronald McDonald's autistic friend.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
This is nonsense. You can't force abstinence on kids.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
Yeah, it's been on my crotch.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
the same nonsense about premarital sex. You're lying to yourself.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
it's just tops.
#35
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Brian, I'll be right back. I'm going to use the little girl's room.
#37
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I mean, that's what the supermodels do.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
Just to check in, make sure everything's going well with you and Brian.
#40
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Wh-What are you doing? What? Peter, what are you doing to my ear?!
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
No, no, no! I'm abstinent!
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
What?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
But most of all, I'm really sorry about your dirty,
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
Stewie, what the hell? Get me down from here.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
Look, I didn't want to burst your bubble since you're just a kid, but,
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Oh, very well then.
#49
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