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Season 5  "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"  5x13

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 11, 2007

Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
Okay, see ya la... Wait. What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
Hey, I didn't know you guys work out here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
Hey, you guys the trainers here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
We're two intelligent guys, we can figure this out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
"Those flowers that you totally sent me were really pretty,"
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Me, too. All real writers need to be seen writing,
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
So I'll use Meg's laptop.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
There's no way you're a size six.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
It seems he blew a tire in front of your house.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
First one to have a bead of neck sweat reach their butt crack wins.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
I wanted to stop by and extend my good wishes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
After my bypass, I remember wondering if it was all downhill from there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
Well, if you really think it'll help.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
I'm going to show you that age is just a state of mind.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
Yes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
See, I told you, Peter, age is just a state of mind.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Dude, check it out!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
Peter, that pig...
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Aw, crap! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
- What the hell?! - No! No!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Oh, Brian, this is disgusting! Oh, my God! Get it out of here!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
But doesn't that sound like something that could be true?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
Oh, hey, come on, man. You just got to get used to it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
It's like we have a little Michelangelo in the house.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
We lived, Lois. We lived our lives.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
If he won't listen, I'm just going to have to go talk to Bill Clinton myself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
What the hell was I thinking? I-I don't know what came over me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
Well, well. I learned something today.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
Oh, God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
but I want you to know I'm here for you if you need anything.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
What do you want?
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
- Because I don't want to lose you. - Well, it would make us even.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
very sexual things. Some very angry, sexual things.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
Yikes! I could use a distraction right now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
As it yields to the sound of your heart beating
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Just pick somebody, and I'll make it happen.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
It was my understanding that there would be no questions asked.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
and my natural response could be to get offended.
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Well, we were in the neighborhood, and Peter said, "Let's stop in."
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
- I have to ask you something. - What is it, Lois?

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Hey, I didn't know you guys work out here?
#2
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Hey, you guys the trainers here?
#3
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We're two intelligent guys, we can figure this out.
#5
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"Those flowers that you totally sent me were really pretty,"
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Me, too. All real writers need to be seen writing,
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
So I'll use Meg's laptop.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
There's no way you're a size six.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
It seems he blew a tire in front of your house.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
First one to have a bead of neck sweat reach their butt crack wins.
#12
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I wanted to stop by and extend my good wishes.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
After my bypass, I remember wondering if it was all downhill from there.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
Well, if you really think it'll help.
#16
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I'm going to show you that age is just a state of mind.
#20
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I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
#21
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Yes.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
See, I told you, Peter, age is just a state of mind.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Dude, check it out!
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
Peter, that pig...
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Aw, crap! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
- What the hell?! - No! No!
#28
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Oh, Brian, this is disgusting! Oh, my God! Get it out of here!
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
But doesn't that sound like something that could be true?
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
Oh, hey, come on, man. You just got to get used to it.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
It's like we have a little Michelangelo in the house.
#32
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We lived, Lois. We lived our lives.
#34
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If he won't listen, I'm just going to have to go talk to Bill Clinton myself.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
What the hell was I thinking? I-I don't know what came over me.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
Well, well. I learned something today.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
Oh, God!
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
but I want you to know I'm here for you if you need anything.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
What do you want?
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
- Because I don't want to lose you. - Well, it would make us even.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
very sexual things. Some very angry, sexual things.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
Yikes! I could use a distraction right now.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
As it yields to the sound of your heart beating
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Just pick somebody, and I'll make it happen.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
It was my understanding that there would be no questions asked.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
and my natural response could be to get offended.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Well, we were in the neighborhood, and Peter said, "Let's stop in."
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
- I have to ask you something. - What is it, Lois?
#50