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Season 11  "Nangnangnangnang"  11x1

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 26, 2013

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 1
Season 11 | First Episode - 01 \\ Nangnangnangnang //
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 2
Yeah.. Listen, i got a weekend hang over.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 3
I can't believe this. I mean, i can, but i can't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 4
Anyway, according to my mommy, It was love on first sight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 5
Huh, i don't mean to be rude,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 6
That's mine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 7
He, He sent checks?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 8
This Henry guy is awesome!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 10
Hey, Am i related to abercrombie & Fitch over here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 12
Sorry it took so long. Here it's the Vodka and two aspirins.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 13
my mom married this total looser named Rob.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 14
Yeah. Crashing in a friend's house.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 15
Maybe we can call him and find out when this headache is gonna go away.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 16
This is it. This was your dad's room.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 18
We are not a couple. and he doesn't..
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 19
So... Here's where your dad used to sleep.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 20
So, i wish there was more that Charlie left behind..
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 21
Besides of course How can i neal those two hot surfers chicks out there.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 22
and i think where i was wrong again
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 23
Ohh Yeah, you're not gay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 24
Mom? Mom?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 25
Good news, My mother is underway over.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 27
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 30
Ohh, look! A coin
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 35
Where's my granddaughter
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 37
Ohh, sure!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 38
Where are you staying while you are in town?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 39
I'm not gonna let my mom screw her up like she did to me and Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 40
Besides, you, you used to gnaw me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 41
There's just Walden's room.. and Charlie's room..
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 42
What did i do to her to make her hate me so much?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 43
I don't understand why did she run off like that..
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 45
Jenny, what are you doing? Trying to get away from you people.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 46
i don't need another one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 47
she has a impecable taste, Thank you, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 48
Please, sweetheart, i just found you,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 50
So, is that the bathroom,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 2
Yeah.. Listen, i got a weekend hang over.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 3
I can't believe this. I mean, i can, but i can't.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 4
Anyway, according to my mommy, It was love on first sight.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 5
Huh, i don't mean to be rude,
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 6
That's mine.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 7
He, He sent checks?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 8
This Henry guy is awesome!
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 10
Hey, Am i related to abercrombie & Fitch over here?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 12
Sorry it took so long. Here it's the Vodka and two aspirins.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 13
my mom married this total looser named Rob.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 14
Yeah. Crashing in a friend's house.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 15
Maybe we can call him and find out when this headache is gonna go away.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 16
This is it. This was your dad's room.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 18
We are not a couple. and he doesn't..
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 19
So... Here's where your dad used to sleep.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 20
So, i wish there was more that Charlie left behind..
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 21
Besides of course How can i neal those two hot surfers chicks out there.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 22
and i think where i was wrong again
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 23
Ohh Yeah, you're not gay.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 24
Mom? Mom?
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 25
Good news, My mother is underway over.
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Ohh, look! A coin
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 35
Where's my granddaughter
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 37
Ohh, sure!
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 38
Where are you staying while you are in town?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 39
I'm not gonna let my mom screw her up like she did to me and Charlie.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 40
Besides, you, you used to gnaw me.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 41
There's just Walden's room.. and Charlie's room..
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 42
What did i do to her to make her hate me so much?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 43
I don't understand why did she run off like that..
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 45
Jenny, what are you doing? Trying to get away from you people.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 46
i don't need another one.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 47
she has a impecable taste, Thank you, Alan.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 48
Please, sweetheart, i just found you,
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 50
So, is that the bathroom,
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