S11 E10
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Season 11  "On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!"  11x10

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 12, 2013

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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Oh... thanks,
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Mwah. Come on!
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I'm just... Oh, sorry.
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Yeah. And thankfully the same shoe size. - Oh.
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being modest. Last night,
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What kind?
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Oh. Somebody's been sneaking the cider.
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God, I hated her.
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I'm just terrified that my someone is Alan.
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Is it the, uh, girl from yesterday?
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It's possible she lives in the back of a Mexican restaurant.
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Or the busboy in the back of the Mexican restaurant has it.
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and they say no
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I will have this set up in a sec.
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Oh, just a-a couple of weeks.
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When he said he wanted to become a woman, I grabbed a knife
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exact copies of mine.
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Uh, that's S2. S3?
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but I'm very attracted to you.
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You do realize your hand is still on my ass.
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Yeah, I wasn't really sure which one to choose.
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Oh-oh, God, does she have herpes?
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Hey!
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I mean, I like to keep it casual.
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to get to know her that you would really like her.
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to go through all of this for your friend,
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Oh, hey, Johnson and Johnson.
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about no more masturbating in the kitchen?
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No, but thanks to Brooke, I do.
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and that my balls would stop burning by tomorrow.
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You are welcome from the bottom of my scrotum.
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Hey. What?
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that if I had the courage to become a real woman,
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There was even a dark moment
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Right. Right, just be myself.
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On vodka, on soda,
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Oh. Someone's on the naughty list.
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or an irregular shape.
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Oh, please. You're wearing my screw-me pumps!
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Oh. Yeah, he can date whoever he wants.
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I'll be right there.
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and you are going on this date.
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Don't you see what's going on here?
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