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Season 11  "Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot"  11x21

Aired 10 years ago - May 01, 2014

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 1
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There's no way my old car is worth the cost of going to Denver
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 3
It doesn't matter what the role is.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 5
My dad used to say it all the time when we were working on the car.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 6
Apparently, there is an emotional connection with this car.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 7
I mean, that'd be like me buying the senior prom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 8
Box of condoms and a card that said, "Don't make the same mistake I did."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 9
Having sex in every room in the house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 11
We can use my Halloween costumes from last year.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 12
to not ruin four people's lives.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 13
- Are you a cop? - No.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 15
Just like my old lady. Hey, that's not bad.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 16
You were a Republican?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 17
Just like my old lady.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 18
World's Wildest Police Chases, episode 139.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 19
Hang on, hang on. How much do you want for it?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 20
Come on, I'm not buying this car.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 21
- $1700. - Deal, $1700.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 22
♫ (SINGING KARAOKE) ♫
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 24
Come on, you can do better than that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 27
then he's gonna wonder why I didn't tell him.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 28
So you no longer have me by the... (HIGH-PITCHED) balls!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 29
- Let's show them how we do it. - There you go!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 30
So did you talk to Larry, yet?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 31
I know why. You still have feelings for her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 33
- Gretchen, wait! - ♫ I feel good ♫
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 34
- Aren't you glad I made you do this? - Yeah, I'm having déjá vu.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 35
What? No, dads don't teach you how to masturbate.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 37
Never thought of it like that. Guess he is.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 38
- What? - I grew up in Manhattan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 39
I'm pretty sure they sell underwear at Cracker Barrel.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 41
He was doing white snow with Snow White.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 43
Once on the same day.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 45
Guess who just joined the 6106-Foot Club?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 46
- How would that happen? - Hello, do the math!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 47
because I didn't chain the door.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 48
And about almost killing you guys in the car earlier?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 49
Started with one, tried to get two, came home with zero.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 50
Hearing you talk about your dads and thinking about mine,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 2
There's no way my old car is worth the cost of going to Denver
#2
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It doesn't matter what the role is.
#3
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My dad used to say it all the time when we were working on the car.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 6
Apparently, there is an emotional connection with this car.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 7
I mean, that'd be like me buying the senior prom.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 8
Box of condoms and a card that said, "Don't make the same mistake I did."
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 9
Having sex in every room in the house.
#9
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We can use my Halloween costumes from last year.
#11
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to not ruin four people's lives.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 13
- Are you a cop? - No.
#13
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Just like my old lady. Hey, that's not bad.
#15
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You were a Republican?
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 17
Just like my old lady.
#17
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World's Wildest Police Chases, episode 139.
#18
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Hang on, hang on. How much do you want for it?
#19
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Come on, I'm not buying this car.
#20
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- $1700. - Deal, $1700.
#21
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♫ (SINGING KARAOKE) ♫
#22
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Come on, you can do better than that.
#24
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then he's gonna wonder why I didn't tell him.
#27
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So you no longer have me by the... (HIGH-PITCHED) balls!
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 29
- Let's show them how we do it. - There you go!
#29
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So did you talk to Larry, yet?
#30
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I know why. You still have feelings for her.
#31
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- Gretchen, wait! - ♫ I feel good ♫
#33
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- Aren't you glad I made you do this? - Yeah, I'm having déjá vu.
#34
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What? No, dads don't teach you how to masturbate.
#35
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Never thought of it like that. Guess he is.
#37
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- What? - I grew up in Manhattan.
#38
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I'm pretty sure they sell underwear at Cracker Barrel.
#39
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He was doing white snow with Snow White.
#41
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Once on the same day.
#43
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Guess who just joined the 6106-Foot Club?
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 46
- How would that happen? - Hello, do the math!
#46
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because I didn't chain the door.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 (S11E21) - 48
And about almost killing you guys in the car earlier?
#48
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Started with one, tried to get two, came home with zero.
#49
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Hearing you talk about your dads and thinking about mine,
#50