S11 E2
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Season 11  "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"  11x2

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 03, 2013

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 2
And what keeps Alan away?
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Well, my boyfriend Marty has just moved in.
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No, I was asking
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where I would give you five dollars to shut up.
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I me, I know that you are one
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I don't really know what the hell her name is.
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Lyndsey.
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Forbidden fruit is so much sweeter.
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...you don't talk.
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Better.
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has an Achilles heel...
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In the Congo.
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You've certainly got the rack for either one.
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Th-That was a drinking game
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Once, he comes in three hours late.
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It's like the Spring Break of '43 all over again!
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But never the elusive grandmother/granddaughter combo.
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I had my eye on his kidney.
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What do I do? What do I do? Uh...
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Men.
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and I had to jump out the window.
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being cheated on?
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Know what I'm saying?
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If I'm such a dirty old man,
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rubba-dub-dub, Marty's in the tub?
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I'm 91-and-a-half!
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Where you going?
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in each others' lives.
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and I just thought that maybe you'd like to join us.
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I should've just bought a damn vibrator.
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We're waiting for Alan's girlfriend.
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I'm sorry. Low blood sugar.
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And don't try to stop me.
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that we started without him?
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Why am I still here?
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Wait-- who's Alan?
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Oh, please, nobody's buying that.
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and not in the good way.
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I love you, Marty, but I have to pick my granddaughter.
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I really miss you.
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Something tells me that Marty doesn't want me around.
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I get it.
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Oh, you know, Alan's way more than a roommate.
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