S11 E16
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Season 11  "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"  11x16

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 06, 2014

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 1
You sure? Don't you wanna think about it?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 3
COMPUTER VOICE: Hey, good-looking. What you got cooking?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 4
And this...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 6
at the wedding of your lover and another guy?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 7
How could you say "Yes" to being Larry's best man?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 8
I was talking about Larry.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 9
She will be back in three seconds looking for make-up sex.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 11
All right, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak and Mark Zuckerberg.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 13
I'd kill you by banging you to death on our honeymoon.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 14
I can't. I got a thing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 15
- What's your mom up to these days? - Shut up, Barry.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 16
I've got some beer on ice and sports on ice.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 17
and getting yelled at by the bride
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 18
A brother? A college roommate? Someone who knows your last name?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 19
Sure, black girls, Thai girls, whatever you want.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 20
So where's your dog?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 21
So you just moved here?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 22
Why not move in with the next guy who buys the house?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 23
Not that I don't want to meet... Never mind.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 25
- She's dead. - What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 26
On the plus-side, I'm available now. Dave and Buster's, party of two.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 27
GPS? Triangulate the cell phone signal?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 28
- Hold the trust and honesty." - Okay, let me try one.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 30
Come on, man. You know chicks. She's probably playing hard-to-get.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 31
- Who's that guy? - A waiter?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 32
"I'm worried how the man in that car is treating his friend."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 33
I'm getting a medical marijuana card.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 34
- I think Nicole's cheating on me. - Why do you think that?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 35
- Guess who's dating someone new? - His girlfriend.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 36
She's Larry's sister.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 37
That's what I said!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 38
and treat women like crap, so you can get laid.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 40
Turned out, the "420" was in reference to her weight.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 41
Saw you at the restaurant with the guy last night.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 43
He offered me a job in San Francisco.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 44
The chances of us beating Google are one in a... googol.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 45
They're giving you an opportunity to work for Google?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 46
Good, I'm just... I just...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 47
Go ahead. Good luck in San Francisco.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 49
I grew up in Chicago.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 3
COMPUTER VOICE: Hey, good-looking. What you got cooking?
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 4
And this...
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 6
at the wedding of your lover and another guy?
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 7
How could you say "Yes" to being Larry's best man?
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 8
I was talking about Larry.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 9
She will be back in three seconds looking for make-up sex.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 11
All right, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak and Mark Zuckerberg.
#11
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I'd kill you by banging you to death on our honeymoon.
#13
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I can't. I got a thing.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 15
- What's your mom up to these days? - Shut up, Barry.
#15
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I've got some beer on ice and sports on ice.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 17
and getting yelled at by the bride
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 18
A brother? A college roommate? Someone who knows your last name?
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 19
Sure, black girls, Thai girls, whatever you want.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 20
So where's your dog?
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 21
So you just moved here?
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 22
Why not move in with the next guy who buys the house?
#22
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Not that I don't want to meet... Never mind.
#23
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- She's dead. - What?
#25
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On the plus-side, I'm available now. Dave and Buster's, party of two.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 27
GPS? Triangulate the cell phone signal?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 28
- Hold the trust and honesty." - Okay, let me try one.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 30
Come on, man. You know chicks. She's probably playing hard-to-get.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 31
- Who's that guy? - A waiter?
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 32
"I'm worried how the man in that car is treating his friend."
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 33
I'm getting a medical marijuana card.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 34
- I think Nicole's cheating on me. - Why do you think that?
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 35
- Guess who's dating someone new? - His girlfriend.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 36
She's Larry's sister.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 37
That's what I said!
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 38
and treat women like crap, so you can get laid.
#38
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Turned out, the "420" was in reference to her weight.
#40
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Saw you at the restaurant with the guy last night.
#41
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He offered me a job in San Francisco.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 44
The chances of us beating Google are one in a... googol.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 45
They're giving you an opportunity to work for Google?
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 46
Good, I'm just... I just...
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 47
Go ahead. Good luck in San Francisco.
#47
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I grew up in Chicago.
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