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Season 11  "Bite Me, Supreme Court"  11x13

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 30, 2014

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 1
- Oh, my God, really? - Not you. Pretty boy over there.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 2
Of course. It's like I'm not even here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 3
Maybe we should discuss this before we offer up our place.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 4
Oh, Berta, can I try something out on you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 5
So, you're telling everyone you're a son of a bitch?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 6
Hey, where you thinking about having this thing anyway?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 7
But more importantly, we can't let the last naked woman
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 9
Thank you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 10
Yeah, and, at the time, he was married to Cher.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 11
First to Walden
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 12
My mother and I have had our ups and downs,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 13
and he had the charge reduced to following too closely.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 14
we were in a threesome with that cute little redhead.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 15
You can barely get through nine holes of golf.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 16
I might be in the minority here, but I still believe in love
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 17
except a good opening weekend.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 20
I haven't been up for a lap dance since the Reagan Administration.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 21
so whether you're in the middle of a lap dance or CPR,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 22
- Hey, you'd look good in these. - No, dear.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 23
Oh, don't remind me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 24
Yeah, there's just 400 million things about Marty.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 25
And having you with me is like having Charlie around.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 26
Oh, speaking of hogs, I once did a show with Miss Piggy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 27
Oh, well, then you tell your mother the wedding is off.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 28
I had, "Died during the lap dance."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 29
Well, I have, "Alan will screw this up somehow."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 32
- You hired strippers. - That's why I said "us."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 33
Will you stop saying that. It's because of you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 34
We're not gay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 35
(NERVOUSLY) Hey, Mommy, did you have fun shopping?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 36
but maybe not.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 38
and I think one of them has a nurse's outfit.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 39
I'm all right. You can't force someone to love you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 40
- Wow. - Yeah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 41
- I'm sorry, Mr. Pepper is busy. - Really?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 43
Evelyn's gay son and his boyfriend.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 44
Maybe when I get a little older.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 45
I'm not saying she doesn't have her charms.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 46
you have to take a leap and hope for the best.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 47
So, why aren't you two married?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 48
I don't wanna end up alone
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 49
When I wake up in the morning, when I go to bed at night,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 2
Of course. It's like I'm not even here.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 3
Maybe we should discuss this before we offer up our place.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 4
Oh, Berta, can I try something out on you?
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 5
So, you're telling everyone you're a son of a bitch?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 6
Hey, where you thinking about having this thing anyway?
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 7
But more importantly, we can't let the last naked woman
#7
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Thank you.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 10
Yeah, and, at the time, he was married to Cher.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 11
First to Walden
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 12
My mother and I have had our ups and downs,
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 13
and he had the charge reduced to following too closely.
#13
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we were in a threesome with that cute little redhead.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 15
You can barely get through nine holes of golf.
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 16
I might be in the minority here, but I still believe in love
#16
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except a good opening weekend.
#17
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I haven't been up for a lap dance since the Reagan Administration.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 21
so whether you're in the middle of a lap dance or CPR,
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 22
- Hey, you'd look good in these. - No, dear.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 23
Oh, don't remind me.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 24
Yeah, there's just 400 million things about Marty.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 25
And having you with me is like having Charlie around.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 26
Oh, speaking of hogs, I once did a show with Miss Piggy.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 27
Oh, well, then you tell your mother the wedding is off.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 28
I had, "Died during the lap dance."
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 29
Well, I have, "Alan will screw this up somehow."
#29
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- You hired strippers. - That's why I said "us."
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 33
Will you stop saying that. It's because of you.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 34
We're not gay.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 35
(NERVOUSLY) Hey, Mommy, did you have fun shopping?
#35
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but maybe not.
#36
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and I think one of them has a nurse's outfit.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 39
I'm all right. You can't force someone to love you.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 40
- Wow. - Yeah.
#40
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- I'm sorry, Mr. Pepper is busy. - Really?
#41
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Evelyn's gay son and his boyfriend.
#43
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Maybe when I get a little older.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 45
I'm not saying she doesn't have her charms.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 46
you have to take a leap and hope for the best.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 47
So, why aren't you two married?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 48
I don't wanna end up alone
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 49
When I wake up in the morning, when I go to bed at night,
#49
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