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Season 11  "This Unblessed Biscuit"  11x3

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 10, 2013

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
Me and a couple of Hell's Angels decided to drop acid and get naked.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
Well, let's see what we got here. Where's the pain?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Western medicine. He'll probably prescribe painkillers.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
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I have taken the initiative to design and build a chore wheel.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
That's because it was my chore to make the chore wheel.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Whoa! Somebody found my stash.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
and it turns my pot into poisonous jumping bugs?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
You guys take such good care of me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Am I up?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
Why do these have windows?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Wait a minute, are we watching them or are they watching us?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
You know, I was just thinking. I mean, she hurt her back.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
You know how some people trim hedges to make the tree look bigger?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
Maybe it's time to put the old girl out to pasture.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
And the only dishes left in the sink are made of chocolate.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
have you ever thought about hanging up the old toilet brush?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Besides, I can't afford to retire.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Then, I said, nah, I'll just hang around here,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
One last job. I like it. Am I driving or shooting?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
I mean, it's a tough job, especially for a woman of your age.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
you can throw money at.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
- Excuse me? - You got rich from one idea.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
Oh, no! Where am I gonna find someone to eat my food,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Yes, Helen is great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
- Supper time, boys. - BOTH: Oh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Hey, maybe that's her last name? "Who."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
I won't.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Well, thank you very much.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
I am gonna stitch that on a pillow.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
and all of the other blessings that you have bestowed upon us.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
Lest their souls burn in the fiery pits of hell
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
but I'm pretty sure she was carrying a little bag of pillow chocolates.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
Uh...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
I don't know. For breakfast, I like pancakes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
I need to bring my own bandana or you gonna supply me with one?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Um, but you are aware you're applying for a job as a housekeeper?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
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No, no. You know what? I changed my mind.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
Well, let's see what we got here. Where's the pain?
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Western medicine. He'll probably prescribe painkillers.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
I have taken the initiative to design and build a chore wheel.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
That's because it was my chore to make the chore wheel.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Whoa! Somebody found my stash.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
and it turns my pot into poisonous jumping bugs?
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
You guys take such good care of me.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Am I up?
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
Why do these have windows?
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Wait a minute, are we watching them or are they watching us?
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
You know, I was just thinking. I mean, she hurt her back.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
You know how some people trim hedges to make the tree look bigger?
#17
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Maybe it's time to put the old girl out to pasture.
#19
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And the only dishes left in the sink are made of chocolate.
#20
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have you ever thought about hanging up the old toilet brush?
#22
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Besides, I can't afford to retire.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Then, I said, nah, I'll just hang around here,
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
One last job. I like it. Am I driving or shooting?
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
I mean, it's a tough job, especially for a woman of your age.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
you can throw money at.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
- Excuse me? - You got rich from one idea.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
Oh, no! Where am I gonna find someone to eat my food,
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Yes, Helen is great.
#30
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- Supper time, boys. - BOTH: Oh.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Hey, maybe that's her last name? "Who."
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
I won't.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Well, thank you very much.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
I am gonna stitch that on a pillow.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
and all of the other blessings that you have bestowed upon us.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
Lest their souls burn in the fiery pits of hell
#37
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but I'm pretty sure she was carrying a little bag of pillow chocolates.
#39
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
#40
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Uh...
#42
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I don't know. For breakfast, I like pancakes.
#44
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I need to bring my own bandana or you gonna supply me with one?
#45
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Um, but you are aware you're applying for a job as a housekeeper?
#47
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No, no. You know what? I changed my mind.
#50