S11 E4
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Season 11  "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank"  11x4

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 17, 2013

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 1
I ended up playing strip poker with four incredibly beautiful women.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 2
She was the dealer. But she did flop a great pair.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 3
You were wearing a sock. And not on your foot.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 4
- Yeah, sure. - Cool, I'll see ya at 11:00.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 5
And you don't think that's a little sad?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 6
I was delivering pizza, going to junior college
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 8
I'll pass. What's with the bag?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 9
I know, it's great.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 11
Well, the important thing is, I'm here now
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 12
it's the going Dutch.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 13
and respectfully disrespect each other?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 14
Lyndsey, Alan!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 15
Are you guys back together? Did you split up with Larry?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 16
and this former fatty is looking for a sugar-daddy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 17
Okay, I'm gonna leave you two "friends" alone.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 18
Yeah, she is horrible.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 19
Can't I just kill her? It'd be a much smaller grave to dig.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 21
Whoa, this is a beautiful house!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 22
(DANCE MUSIC) Aah!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 24
Alan, I'm high.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 25
Yeah, Alan's right.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 26
and my girlfriend's banging another dude.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 28
Damn.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 29
Whoa!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 31
Or ten being, "I'm going Subaru shopping with Ellen and Rosie."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 32
Okay, okay, so we didn't have sex. That is a load off.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 33
Oh, God, if Alan finds out, he's gonna freak out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 34
So deny that we ever woke up in bed, naked, together?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 35
You're not the first one to say that!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 36
You should hear her wine bottles in her trash bins on Friday morning.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 38
I can't eat a portion larger than my fist.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 39
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 40
I'm not peeing on any sticks.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 41
So, we could watch the video back and know for sure.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 42
Only the quarterback's a lesbian.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 43
So, both of my ex-husbands turned out to be gay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 44
Come on in.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 45
And I am definitely gonna have to come to terms with that
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 46
I just feel bad for her boyfriend.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 49
You know what? Let's just go back to denial.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 50
God, I love living at the beach.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 2
She was the dealer. But she did flop a great pair.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 3
You were wearing a sock. And not on your foot.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 4
- Yeah, sure. - Cool, I'll see ya at 11:00.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 5
And you don't think that's a little sad?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 6
I was delivering pizza, going to junior college
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 8
I'll pass. What's with the bag?
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 9
I know, it's great.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 11
Well, the important thing is, I'm here now
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 12
it's the going Dutch.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 13
and respectfully disrespect each other?
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 14
Lyndsey, Alan!
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 15
Are you guys back together? Did you split up with Larry?
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 16
and this former fatty is looking for a sugar-daddy.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 17
Okay, I'm gonna leave you two "friends" alone.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 18
Yeah, she is horrible.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 19
Can't I just kill her? It'd be a much smaller grave to dig.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 21
Whoa, this is a beautiful house!
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 22
(DANCE MUSIC) Aah!
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 24
Alan, I'm high.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 25
Yeah, Alan's right.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 26
and my girlfriend's banging another dude.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 28
Damn.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 29
Whoa!
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 31
Or ten being, "I'm going Subaru shopping with Ellen and Rosie."
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 32
Okay, okay, so we didn't have sex. That is a load off.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 33
Oh, God, if Alan finds out, he's gonna freak out.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 34
So deny that we ever woke up in bed, naked, together?
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 35
You're not the first one to say that!
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 36
You should hear her wine bottles in her trash bins on Friday morning.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 38
I can't eat a portion larger than my fist.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 39
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 40
I'm not peeing on any sticks.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 41
So, we could watch the video back and know for sure.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 42
Only the quarterback's a lesbian.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 43
So, both of my ex-husbands turned out to be gay.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 44
Come on in.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 45
And I am definitely gonna have to come to terms with that
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 46
I just feel bad for her boyfriend.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 49
You know what? Let's just go back to denial.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 50
God, I love living at the beach.
#50