S11 E6
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Season 11  "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"  11x6

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 07, 2013

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 1
Mom, this is my new roommate, Jenny.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 2
I can see where Walden gets his pretty face.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 3
doesn't mean I don't want to get into it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 4
No, I was just picturing a drunk monkey driving a car.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 5
The-the shining crusader for justice and star-spangled hot pants?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 6
I remember those... days.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 7
This is Alan Harper. He lives with Walden.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 8
In fact, the longer I look at you the straighter I become.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 9
Don't be a stranger. Okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 11
I had a poster of her that looked like
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 12
How?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 13
Set me up with her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 14
This is probably why my brother died.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 15
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the dance floor,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 16
Hey.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 17
♪ You're a wonder, Wonder Woman! ♪
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 18
You know what, uh, to be perfectly honest, I...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 19
And?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 20
No, no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 21
No. No, Tracy. The one with the brown hair.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 22
And you were gonna be our best man!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 23
Hey.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 24
It's certainly not more tears, because I tried that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 25
but thanks to you, I'll never bone Lynda Carter.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 26
Right.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 27
Well, among others, the Justice League.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 28
Don't you think she should decide who she can go out with?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 29
Yeah?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 30
It is not my place to decide who you can or cannot date.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 31
I would like to make it up to you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 32
You're not just doing this out of pity, are you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 33
I got it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 35
I-I want my good side facing Lynda.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 37
That was before I got mint spray in Little Alan's eye.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 38
Okay, you can let go now.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 39
I do okay, but this guy is the real charmer.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 40
Yeah, but that was in your past, right?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 41
What's that I hear?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 42
Yes, and it's not coming from my mouth.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 43
Hey, you know, I'll, I'll bet you could
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 44
Alan? Hmm?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 45
Oh, God. He's gonna tie her up and throw her in a van.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 46
Is this the best night of my life?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 47
No. It, it's okay. Let's just take the picture.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 48
Hurry back.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 49
Still, I'm glad I came over.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 50
Lynda freakin' Carter.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 51
Oh, I can be way sweeter.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 2
I can see where Walden gets his pretty face.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 3
doesn't mean I don't want to get into it.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 4
No, I was just picturing a drunk monkey driving a car.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 5
The-the shining crusader for justice and star-spangled hot pants?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 6
I remember those... days.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 7
This is Alan Harper. He lives with Walden.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 8
In fact, the longer I look at you the straighter I become.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 9
Don't be a stranger. Okay.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 11
I had a poster of her that looked like
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 12
How?
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 13
Set me up with her.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 14
This is probably why my brother died.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 15
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the dance floor,
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 16
Hey.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 17
♪ You're a wonder, Wonder Woman! ♪
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 18
You know what, uh, to be perfectly honest, I...
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 19
And?
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 20
No, no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 21
No. No, Tracy. The one with the brown hair.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 22
And you were gonna be our best man!
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 23
Hey.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 24
It's certainly not more tears, because I tried that.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 25
but thanks to you, I'll never bone Lynda Carter.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 26
Right.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 27
Well, among others, the Justice League.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 28
Don't you think she should decide who she can go out with?
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 29
Yeah?
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 30
It is not my place to decide who you can or cannot date.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 31
I would like to make it up to you.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 32
You're not just doing this out of pity, are you?
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 33
I got it.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 35
I-I want my good side facing Lynda.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 37
That was before I got mint spray in Little Alan's eye.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 38
Okay, you can let go now.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 39
I do okay, but this guy is the real charmer.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 40
Yeah, but that was in your past, right?
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 41
What's that I hear?
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 42
Yes, and it's not coming from my mouth.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 43
Hey, you know, I'll, I'll bet you could
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 44
Alan? Hmm?
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 45
Oh, God. He's gonna tie her up and throw her in a van.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 46
Is this the best night of my life?
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 47
No. It, it's okay. Let's just take the picture.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 48
Hurry back.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 49
Still, I'm glad I came over.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 50
Lynda freakin' Carter.
#50
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 51
Oh, I can be way sweeter.
#51