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Season 5  "The Korean Surgeon"  5x9

Aired 44 years ago - Nov 23, 1976

When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye, and B.J. agree that it would be in the interest of all for Syn to leave.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
- It really burns my butt. - Mine too. You're not the only real American here, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
- I promise. - I'm so upset, Margaret. Look at my hand shaking.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
Look, I didn't ask for this job. If you wanna take over, Pierce, just say the word.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
How do you like it... short on the top, thick on the sides?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
- Nurse! - [Gasping, Coughing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
- Major Burns? - [Moans] What is it?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Drive this lady home. My keys are in my sport coat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
He was pulling out his trach tube.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Don't unleash him. He's a killer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
- You'll treat other prisoners. - Worms, foot fungus, diarrhea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
You know, I've been in combat for almost three years...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Well, why not? They're diabolical.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
- It was perfected by an Italian macaroni expert. - Remarkable.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
[People Chattering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
Oh, no. Here it comes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
[High-Pitched Laugh] You guys are kidding, right?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Beej, the, uh, the nurses' annual physical is coming up soon, isn't it?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
- You better move along if you want a window seat. - Yes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
Radar, this is the first time "l" Corps has sent us help without us screaming about it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
At first, your roommates may appear a bit crazy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
- Didn't we tango? - Certainly not.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
There is. If he were a good doctor, he'd be in Beverly Hills helping the wealthy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
- Where'd you pick that up? - Professor Goodson in Chicago, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
What's your business, gentlemen?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
- What's goin' on here, Klinger? - Oh, Major Burns, sir...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
Oh. Well, what are you guys standing around for?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
The men in the jeep. It is common practice to change uniforms...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Uh, stay a while. I could tell you about my work with, uh, arterial transplants.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
I'd have to be back in a couple of hours.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
- Let's all go to the colonel's office and discuss it, sir. - The colonel's office.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
Break a leg.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
What men? What jeep? What enemy?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
- Captain Cho? How did he know? - I don't know. He just knew.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Need a little excitement to break up the monotony?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
- [M.P.] We're checking everybody, Major. - Now, listen, Sergeant...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Colonel, you're not gonna throw away a perfectly good doctor on a technicality?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
- There must be some way we can keep him. - Nada.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
[Frank] Why don't I start out with a couple of jokes...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
- [Engine Stops] - Why did we stop?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
You simpleton. We are North Koreans.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
You ungrateful creeps!

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
- I promise. - I'm so upset, Margaret. Look at my hand shaking.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
Look, I didn't ask for this job. If you wanna take over, Pierce, just say the word.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
How do you like it... short on the top, thick on the sides?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
- Nurse! - [Gasping, Coughing]
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
- Major Burns? - [Moans] What is it?
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Drive this lady home. My keys are in my sport coat.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
He was pulling out his trach tube.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Don't unleash him. He's a killer.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
- You'll treat other prisoners. - Worms, foot fungus, diarrhea.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
You know, I've been in combat for almost three years...
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Well, why not? They're diabolical.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13 #13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
- It was perfected by an Italian macaroni expert. - Remarkable.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
[People Chattering]
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
Oh, no. Here it comes.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
[High-Pitched Laugh] You guys are kidding, right?
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Beej, the, uh, the nurses' annual physical is coming up soon, isn't it?
#18
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- You better move along if you want a window seat. - Yes.
#21
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Radar, this is the first time "l" Corps has sent us help without us screaming about it.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
At first, your roommates may appear a bit crazy.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
- Didn't we tango? - Certainly not.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26 #26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
There is. If he were a good doctor, he'd be in Beverly Hills helping the wealthy.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
- Where'd you pick that up? - Professor Goodson in Chicago, sir.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
What's your business, gentlemen?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
- What's goin' on here, Klinger? - Oh, Major Burns, sir...
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32 #32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
Oh. Well, what are you guys standing around for?
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
The men in the jeep. It is common practice to change uniforms...
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Uh, stay a while. I could tell you about my work with, uh, arterial transplants.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
I'd have to be back in a couple of hours.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
- Let's all go to the colonel's office and discuss it, sir. - The colonel's office.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
Break a leg.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
What men? What jeep? What enemy?
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
- Captain Cho? How did he know? - I don't know. He just knew.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Need a little excitement to break up the monotony?
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
- [M.P.] We're checking everybody, Major. - Now, listen, Sergeant...
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Colonel, you're not gonna throw away a perfectly good doctor on a technicality?
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
- There must be some way we can keep him. - Nada.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
[Frank] Why don't I start out with a couple of jokes...
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
- [Engine Stops] - Why did we stop?
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
You simpleton. We are North Koreans.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
You ungrateful creeps!
#50