S5 E20
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Season 5  "The General's Practitioner"  5x20

Aired 43 years ago - Feb 15, 1977

In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 1
Are you suggesting we should?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 2
Tell me, who goes to hell?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 3
The Korean War was invented so your parents wouldn't come looking for you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 4
Gloria! Bicarb!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 6
All right. Let's close up. Chest tube.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 7
- Move it or get it amputated. - I beg your pardon?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 8
Well, I told you Pierce wasn't the man you were looking for.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 9
In the operating room, when Pierce was trying to save that man's life, he said...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 10
He's one doctor who'll never be nonchalant where death is concerned.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 11
- Mechanics? - Sure.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 12
He gave the 4077 th a black eye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 13
First stop Seoul, and then I'm Bitter Creek bound.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 15
Look, Radar, you're a real nice, gentle guy, and l...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 18
- Are you from Korea? - Oh, yes. I am Korean.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 19
- Uh, would you like to take a walk? - Yes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 20
[Cooing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 21
Ah, that's nice.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 23
Look at it. The foot is an incredible thing.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 24
I'd never throw you into the pot unless I had at least two pair.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 25
Actually, for the doctor, it's easy duty.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 26
[Bidwell] You're not gonna like him, General.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 28
What do I care who they're for, as long as I don't have to peel 'em?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 29
Do kids like 'em scrambled?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 30
I know. You're still a good father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 31
I envy you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 32
Could be, pal. There's a lot of it goin' around.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 33
Mildred, just another 14 months and 11 days till retirement.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 35
Bidwell tells me he's a piece of real live ammo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 36
I'd like to meet my new personal physician.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 37
The army's a lot like the A.M. A... both frown on house calls.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 38
He's very healthy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 39
I hear you're a real pistol, Doc.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 40
I never studied seriously. If I hadn't cheated on the final exam...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 41
Do you realize what an opportunity I'm offering you, Captain?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 42
- These you have to go out and get for yourself. - You mean, they don't deliver?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 43
why don't you let me do what I was trained to do... be a doctor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 44
Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 46
when I realized I couldn't leave you and the baby.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 48
They're really nice. I enjoyed them.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 49
[Coos]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 50
Yours. You're looking for a doctor to keep you alive...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 2
Tell me, who goes to hell?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 3
The Korean War was invented so your parents wouldn't come looking for you.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 4
Gloria! Bicarb!
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 6
All right. Let's close up. Chest tube.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 7
- Move it or get it amputated. - I beg your pardon?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 8
Well, I told you Pierce wasn't the man you were looking for.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 9
In the operating room, when Pierce was trying to save that man's life, he said...
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 10
He's one doctor who'll never be nonchalant where death is concerned.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 11
- Mechanics? - Sure.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 12
He gave the 4077 th a black eye.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 13
First stop Seoul, and then I'm Bitter Creek bound.
#13
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Look, Radar, you're a real nice, gentle guy, and l...
#15
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- Are you from Korea? - Oh, yes. I am Korean.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 19
- Uh, would you like to take a walk? - Yes.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 20
[Cooing]
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 21
Ah, that's nice.
#21
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Look at it. The foot is an incredible thing.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 24
I'd never throw you into the pot unless I had at least two pair.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 25
Actually, for the doctor, it's easy duty.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 26
[Bidwell] You're not gonna like him, General.
#26
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What do I care who they're for, as long as I don't have to peel 'em?
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 29
Do kids like 'em scrambled?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 30
I know. You're still a good father.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 31
I envy you.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 32
Could be, pal. There's a lot of it goin' around.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 33
Mildred, just another 14 months and 11 days till retirement.
#33
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Bidwell tells me he's a piece of real live ammo.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 36
I'd like to meet my new personal physician.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 37
The army's a lot like the A.M. A... both frown on house calls.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 38
He's very healthy.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 39
I hear you're a real pistol, Doc.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 40
I never studied seriously. If I hadn't cheated on the final exam...
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 41
Do you realize what an opportunity I'm offering you, Captain?
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 42
- These you have to go out and get for yourself. - You mean, they don't deliver?
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 43
why don't you let me do what I was trained to do... be a doctor.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 44
Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott.
#44
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when I realized I couldn't leave you and the baby.
#46
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They're really nice. I enjoyed them.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 49
[Coos]
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 20 (S05E20) - 50
Yours. You're looking for a doctor to keep you alive...
#50