S5 E21
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Season 5  "Movie Tonight"  5x21

Aired 43 years ago - Feb 22, 1977

As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the piano, Radar does his impersonations, and everyone acts out scenes from the film.

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Oh, heavens! I have another surprise.
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- Well, then, move it, then! Move it! - Shut up, Frank!
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[Clears Throat] This is good news. I know you've been working your butts off...
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It's my kind of entertainment, my all-time favorite movie.
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- See, sir, if you don't take your finger off... - I know. I just forgot.
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- What do you mean, no? - N-O, no.
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Would a dying man kid? [Simulates Retching]
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- No wonder it's irregular. - What do you mean?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 9
Perfect. Nothing wrong with this shirt.
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- Please R.S.V.P. In this ear. - No.
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- I've always been fresh with you. - Not tonight.
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- I can? - Yes.
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Even though you're engaged, we can still be civil to each other.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 14
[High-Pitched Laugh] Penobscott. What a stupid name.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 15
- You're bluffing. - Three!
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It'd better be good. This crowd is ready to beat up Shirley Temple.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 17
- Well, sir, I'm the garbage officer. - We all know that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 18
I know you've been working hard all week, and you've got a case of the cranks.
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It's called... now, hold onto your hats... My Darling Clementine.
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- # Oh, my darlin'# - [Audience Cheering]
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- [Man] Look at all that space! - [Potter] Yeah.
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Yeah, two, three miles straight up the trail.
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- [All Groaning] - We'll have the film fixed in a jiffy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 25
#When an old friend I happened to see #
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Father Mulcahy, you should've taken up the harmonica.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 28
That so? Well, that's too bad.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 29
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I blew the bulb. It's not my fault. Who do I look like, Thomas Edison?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 31
# If you don't listen to him you'll all wind up in heck #
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 32
# Gee, Mom I wanna go home #
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# But we'll take chopper pilots they'll get you off the ground #
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 34
# Oh, I don't want no more of army life #
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# Some nurses in the army they haven't tied the knot #
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- I've got it! - [All] Yea!
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I know somebody who does great movie star imitations.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 38
pretty mad at you, son, but I'm not gonna hit ya.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 39
Rochester, now, how many times have I told ya...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 40
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- the Father Mulcahy soundalike contest! - [All Cheering, Whistling]
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The post-op is collapsing, and the O.R.'s on fire.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 43
It is the most remarkable shade of yellow.
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[Cheering Continues]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 45
- [Able] Thank you, driver. We're staying. - What'll I tell Gen. Armistead?
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#When every night your lover holds you tight #
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#When once more she whispers Je t'adore #
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 2
- Well, then, move it, then! Move it! - Shut up, Frank!
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 3
[Clears Throat] This is good news. I know you've been working your butts off...
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 4
It's my kind of entertainment, my all-time favorite movie.
#4
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- See, sir, if you don't take your finger off... - I know. I just forgot.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 6
- What do you mean, no? - N-O, no.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 7
Would a dying man kid? [Simulates Retching]
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 8
- No wonder it's irregular. - What do you mean?
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 9
Perfect. Nothing wrong with this shirt.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 10
- Please R.S.V.P. In this ear. - No.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 11
- I've always been fresh with you. - Not tonight.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 12
- I can? - Yes.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 13
Even though you're engaged, we can still be civil to each other.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 14
[High-Pitched Laugh] Penobscott. What a stupid name.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 15
- You're bluffing. - Three!
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 16
It'd better be good. This crowd is ready to beat up Shirley Temple.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 17
- Well, sir, I'm the garbage officer. - We all know that.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 18
I know you've been working hard all week, and you've got a case of the cranks.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 19
It's called... now, hold onto your hats... My Darling Clementine.
#19
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- # Oh, my darlin'# - [Audience Cheering]
#20
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- [Man] Look at all that space! - [Potter] Yeah.
#21
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Yeah, two, three miles straight up the trail.
#23
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- [All Groaning] - We'll have the film fixed in a jiffy.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 25
#When an old friend I happened to see #
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 26
Father Mulcahy, you should've taken up the harmonica.
#26
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That so? Well, that's too bad.
#28
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I blew the bulb. It's not my fault. Who do I look like, Thomas Edison?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 31
# If you don't listen to him you'll all wind up in heck #
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 32
# Gee, Mom I wanna go home #
#32
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# But we'll take chopper pilots they'll get you off the ground #
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 34
# Oh, I don't want no more of army life #
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 35
# Some nurses in the army they haven't tied the knot #
#35
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- I've got it! - [All] Yea!
#36
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I know somebody who does great movie star imitations.
#37
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pretty mad at you, son, but I'm not gonna hit ya.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 21 (S05E21) - 39
Rochester, now, how many times have I told ya...
#39
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- the Father Mulcahy soundalike contest! - [All Cheering, Whistling]
#41
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The post-op is collapsing, and the O.R.'s on fire.
#42
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It is the most remarkable shade of yellow.
#43
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[Cheering Continues]
#44
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- [Able] Thank you, driver. We're staying. - What'll I tell Gen. Armistead?
#45
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#When every night your lover holds you tight #
#48
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#When once more she whispers Je t'adore #
#49
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