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Season 5  "Dear Sigmund"  5x7

Aired 47 years ago - Nov 09, 1976

Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
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- Well, your feet seem to be coming along just fine. - It's my head, Doc.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
I hope I win 'em back. I don't want the holes in my lobes to close up again.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
It was slowing down. Look what it did to his helmet.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Yeah!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
- Don't spoil it! - Sir, I'm really scared.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
[Speaking Arabic]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Whoever the perpetrator is, he or she is becoming a folk hero.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
If this isn't civilization, why am I standing in a bomb crater?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
- Are you a doctor? - That's what they all think here.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
My gosh. Will you look at those boots? What a mess.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
It's beautiful up there. At 20,000 feet, the sky is a brilliant blue.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
I can't understand why you call this place the Swamp.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
We couldn't help but notice that you came for the poker game and stayed for two weeks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
The days get shorter. The nights get colder.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
I spent a lot of time with him.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
that sweet, innocent, troubled kid...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
- God, I thought that lump under his blankets was dirty laundry. - It is.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
- [All Chattering] - [Radar] Oh, no!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
Make sure those stitches aren't pulled. Get the X-ray machine going.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
And this time he can shake his can! You got that?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
He's shy and studious, and yet he's got a left hook that could stop a truck.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
I used to wake up every morning like that when I was a boy. I had to sleep with my brothers.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
- In an hour or so. - What's holding it up?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
Major, word has gotten around that you're feeling kind of low.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
The wounded don't get to you? The cold? The food? The rats?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
I see.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
You mean the athletic supporter? Major, you're a nurse.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
- Thank you. - My uniform is proud to serve. I'm sorry you got upset.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
That's pretty difficult here, because pain is such a basic ingredient to the MASH unit.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Eight years old. I got a granddaughter back home who's about eight.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
God, she's just a little baby.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
I don't intend getting caught more than six paces away from a good hole...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
- She's been going in for strange things. - Like what?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
- For no reason? - Just to look around.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
Well, she's changing.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
You bet she isn't, bub. I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
Don't take a vacation from reality.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
Say good night for me too, sir.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
I haven't had fruit for so long, my colon will think it's a stickup.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
I never know what to say. Of all the lousy duties I've had to perform in this service...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
"while he was trying to save the lives of five other fellows.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
"We were proud of him at MASH...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
- He's an enigma with size- 13 shoes. - Get that guy to pre-op now.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
- Well, your feet seem to be coming along just fine. - It's my head, Doc.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
I hope I win 'em back. I don't want the holes in my lobes to close up again.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
It was slowing down. Look what it did to his helmet.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Yeah!
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
- Don't spoil it! - Sir, I'm really scared.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
[Speaking Arabic]
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Whoever the perpetrator is, he or she is becoming a folk hero.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9 #9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
If this isn't civilization, why am I standing in a bomb crater?
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
- Are you a doctor? - That's what they all think here.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
My gosh. Will you look at those boots? What a mess.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
It's beautiful up there. At 20,000 feet, the sky is a brilliant blue.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
I can't understand why you call this place the Swamp.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
We couldn't help but notice that you came for the poker game and stayed for two weeks.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
The days get shorter. The nights get colder.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
I spent a lot of time with him.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
that sweet, innocent, troubled kid...
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
- God, I thought that lump under his blankets was dirty laundry. - It is.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20 #20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21 #21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
- [All Chattering] - [Radar] Oh, no!
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
Make sure those stitches aren't pulled. Get the X-ray machine going.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
And this time he can shake his can! You got that?
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
He's shy and studious, and yet he's got a left hook that could stop a truck.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
I used to wake up every morning like that when I was a boy. I had to sleep with my brothers.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
- In an hour or so. - What's holding it up?
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
Major, word has gotten around that you're feeling kind of low.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
The wounded don't get to you? The cold? The food? The rats?
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
I see.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
You mean the athletic supporter? Major, you're a nurse.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
- Thank you. - My uniform is proud to serve. I'm sorry you got upset.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
That's pretty difficult here, because pain is such a basic ingredient to the MASH unit.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Eight years old. I got a granddaughter back home who's about eight.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36 #36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
God, she's just a little baby.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
I don't intend getting caught more than six paces away from a good hole...
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
- She's been going in for strange things. - Like what?
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
- For no reason? - Just to look around.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
Well, she's changing.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
You bet she isn't, bub. I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage...
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
Don't take a vacation from reality.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
Say good night for me too, sir.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
I haven't had fruit for so long, my colon will think it's a stickup.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
I never know what to say. Of all the lousy duties I've had to perform in this service...
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
"while he was trying to save the lives of five other fellows.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
"We were proud of him at MASH...
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
- He's an enigma with size- 13 shoes. - Get that guy to pre-op now.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50 #50