S5 E24
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Season 5  "Margaret's Marriage"  5x24

Aired 43 years ago - Mar 15, 1977

Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drunk, Hawkeye and B.J. place Donald in a body cast and convince him that he has broken his leg. The ceremony is performed and Donald and Hot Lips leave for a week's honeymoon in Tokyo.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 1
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- No. - Oh, golly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 3
Not if he's a corporal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 4
[Klinger] Get it! Over here, Father! Get it, B.J.!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 5
- Lt. Peters. Father Mulcahy. - Lieutenant. Father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 6
Now there's your regulation hug.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 7
- Why don't we take a walk? - Okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 8
And he's saying, "Margaret, darling, I couldn't love you more.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 10
Lt. Col. Penobscott has a little bomb to drop on all of you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 11
Will you join us in wedlock?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 12
Uh, then you need your overseas nuptials in a combat zone...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 13
- Morning, Major Burns. - Morning.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 15
I'm trying to tell you how grateful I am to you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 16
- ##[Whistling] - Radar?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 17
- Mmm! Has anybody licked... Oh. Go on. - I licked the spoon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 18
- Sounds wonderful. - I threw up all over the flower girl.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 19
Yeah. Don't forget your presents!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 20
Sorry I'm late. I had to iron this dress.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 21
- [Women Gasping] - It's gorgeous.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 22
- Hear! Hear! - Gentlemen, may I say a word or two?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 23
Are you aware the one with the big nose is wearing earrings?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 24
- More! - "Penobenscott."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 25
- What'd he do? - "Menobscott," you haven't answered my question.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 26
And at the Point... water polo team, uh, hammer throw...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 27
Burns, why don't you shut up, f-fall down and g-go to sleep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 28
Very exciting. A nun jumped out of an angel food cake.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 30
- Good night, Colonel! - [Mulcahy] Good night.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 31
The jocularity is jocularity!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 32
No. That's too square. They like originality.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 33
- No. It's too crazy. - What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 34
[People Chattering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 35
You know, when the heat's on, you can be decent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 37
## [Wedding Music, Off-key]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 40
But what kind of bonds are they that hold two people together...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 41
- I'm sorry, God. - Step on it, Father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 42
- I do. - I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 43
- [Thud] - Oh!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 45
Gimme a second. I'll bring the whole guy in.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 46
I couldn't eat liver for a year.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 47
[B.J. Groans] Clamp! Clamp!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 48
- All right, Father. I've... I've seen enough. - Let's go.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 49
Major, the bouquet! Throw the bouquet!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 50
- Have a good time. - Thank you.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 2
- No. - Oh, golly.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 3
Not if he's a corporal.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 4
[Klinger] Get it! Over here, Father! Get it, B.J.!
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 5
- Lt. Peters. Father Mulcahy. - Lieutenant. Father.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 6
Now there's your regulation hug.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 7
- Why don't we take a walk? - Okay.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 8
And he's saying, "Margaret, darling, I couldn't love you more.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 9 #9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 10
Lt. Col. Penobscott has a little bomb to drop on all of you.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 11
Will you join us in wedlock?
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 12
Uh, then you need your overseas nuptials in a combat zone...
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 13
- Morning, Major Burns. - Morning.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 14 #14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 15
I'm trying to tell you how grateful I am to you.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 16
- ##[Whistling] - Radar?
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 17
- Mmm! Has anybody licked... Oh. Go on. - I licked the spoon.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 18
- Sounds wonderful. - I threw up all over the flower girl.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 19
Yeah. Don't forget your presents!
#19
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Sorry I'm late. I had to iron this dress.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 21
- [Women Gasping] - It's gorgeous.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 22
- Hear! Hear! - Gentlemen, may I say a word or two?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 23
Are you aware the one with the big nose is wearing earrings?
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 24
- More! - "Penobenscott."
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 25
- What'd he do? - "Menobscott," you haven't answered my question.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 26
And at the Point... water polo team, uh, hammer throw...
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 27
Burns, why don't you shut up, f-fall down and g-go to sleep.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 28
Very exciting. A nun jumped out of an angel food cake.
#28
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- Good night, Colonel! - [Mulcahy] Good night.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 31
The jocularity is jocularity!
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 32
No. That's too square. They like originality.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 33
- No. It's too crazy. - What?
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 34
[People Chattering]
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 35
You know, when the heat's on, you can be decent.
#35
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## [Wedding Music, Off-key]
#37
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But what kind of bonds are they that hold two people together...
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 41
- I'm sorry, God. - Step on it, Father.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 42
- I do. - I now pronounce you husband and wife.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 43
- [Thud] - Oh!
#43
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Gimme a second. I'll bring the whole guy in.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 46
I couldn't eat liver for a year.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 47
[B.J. Groans] Clamp! Clamp!
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 48
- All right, Father. I've... I've seen enough. - Let's go.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 24 (S05E24) - 49
Major, the bouquet! Throw the bouquet!
#49
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- Have a good time. - Thank you.
#50