S5 E10
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Season 5  "Hawkeye Get Your Gun"  5x10

Aired 44 years ago - Nov 30, 1976

After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will, and he does...into the air.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 1
You just made my day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 2
Good question. I was stolen from the Gypsies by two ruthless Lebanese peasants...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3
Sir, my people need me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 4
- Dismissed. - ## [Singing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 5
Why do you always give me a bad time every time I give you a bad time?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6
If Donald were here, he'd be the first one to volunteer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 7
- Alphabetically is fine with me. - Oh, sure.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 8
- Yes, me. - But, sir, you're a grandfather.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
Maybe fitter! We'll settle this right now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 11
Three. Looks like a marriage, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 12
Tape. What did you do with the tape?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13
Oh, yeah? What does it say?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
- A gold medal? - [Blows]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
It's the law of the jungle.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 16
Colonel, if I touch that gun, I'll just trigger another argument.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 17
- You're not hitting those high notes anymore. - Hurt myself, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 18
- Do you think you can find it? - If we run into trouble, I'll call Triple "A."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
- You see any good restaurants? - Cut the chatter. Let's move it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 21
- Col. Sherman Potter, MASH 4077. - Where you headed, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 22
- Good luck. - Okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 24
- Verstehen? - I watch, sir!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 25
Two enemy divisions attacked our forces early this morning.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 26
[Hawkeye] Metzenbaum scissors.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 28
[Groans]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
More of Klinger's coffee?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
I don't take orders from my eyelids.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31
- Not a chance. - Oh, yeah? Watch this. Sleep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 33
I don't like to have them stay out so late on a school night.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34
Jack of hearts.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
You're one heck of a hypnotist.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
Stop right there. I'm a married man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
Major, I wish you'd drop in on us one day at the 4077 th...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 38
Again, thank you for all your help.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 39
- I could use a belt. - Why, are your pants falling down?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 40
To Klinger's nose!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 42
- [Machine Gun Fire] - [Whooping]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
[Explosion]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
I believe my life is about to pass before my eyes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
Well, I don't believe anybody's made the offer yet.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
They shoot at us. We shoot at them.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 47
All right. You're fired.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 48
- You can't just sit there. - I may be sitting on the outside...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 49
All right, everybody, I start shooting at the count of three.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 50
- You're a crazier soldier than a surgeon. - [Gunfire Stops]

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 2
Good question. I was stolen from the Gypsies by two ruthless Lebanese peasants...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3
Sir, my people need me.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 4
- Dismissed. - ## [Singing]
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 5
Why do you always give me a bad time every time I give you a bad time?
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6
If Donald were here, he'd be the first one to volunteer.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 7
- Alphabetically is fine with me. - Oh, sure.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 8
- Yes, me. - But, sir, you're a grandfather.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
Maybe fitter! We'll settle this right now.
#9
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Three. Looks like a marriage, Frank.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 12
Tape. What did you do with the tape?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13
Oh, yeah? What does it say?
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
- A gold medal? - [Blows]
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
It's the law of the jungle.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 16
Colonel, if I touch that gun, I'll just trigger another argument.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 17
- You're not hitting those high notes anymore. - Hurt myself, sir.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 18
- Do you think you can find it? - If we run into trouble, I'll call Triple "A."
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
- You see any good restaurants? - Cut the chatter. Let's move it.
#19
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- Col. Sherman Potter, MASH 4077. - Where you headed, sir?
#21
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- Good luck. - Okay.
#22
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- Verstehen? - I watch, sir!
#24
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Two enemy divisions attacked our forces early this morning.
#25
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[Hawkeye] Metzenbaum scissors.
#26
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[Groans]
#28
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More of Klinger's coffee?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
I don't take orders from my eyelids.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31
- Not a chance. - Oh, yeah? Watch this. Sleep.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 32 #32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 33
I don't like to have them stay out so late on a school night.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34
Jack of hearts.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
You're one heck of a hypnotist.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
Stop right there. I'm a married man.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
Major, I wish you'd drop in on us one day at the 4077 th...
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 38
Again, thank you for all your help.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 39
- I could use a belt. - Why, are your pants falling down?
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 40
To Klinger's nose!
#40
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- [Machine Gun Fire] - [Whooping]
#42
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[Explosion]
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
I believe my life is about to pass before my eyes.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
Well, I don't believe anybody's made the offer yet.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
They shoot at us. We shoot at them.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 47
All right. You're fired.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 48
- You can't just sit there. - I may be sitting on the outside...
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 49
All right, everybody, I start shooting at the count of three.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 50
- You're a crazier soldier than a surgeon. - [Gunfire Stops]
#50