S5 E15
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Season 5  "38 Across"  5x15

Aired 44 years ago - Jan 11, 1977

Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up and helped out with the wounded they provided the needed solution to the puzzle.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 1
Wanna catch a rat and make it a pet?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 2
- Aaah! Oh, ho-ho! Bingo! - What? What? What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 3
It's kid stuff. Ha-ha!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 4
- Only guy I ever knew who got flushed out of high school. - I don't think that's it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
- "Gossip." - Give that lady 14 inches of perforated intestine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
I know that! I won a white Bible at my church... for organ playing. So lay off!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
So you can take all the credit, I suppose, huh? [Chuckles]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
Nothing. Just a game to test your manual dexterity. It's excellent for surgeons.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
You deserve to be. Look at that skimpy outfit she's wearing.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
Begins with a "V." "Means a Yiddish bedbug."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
Five letters. Starts with a "V."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
- How's that, Captain? - Forget it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
- Thank God for ketchup. - He just did.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
- Tell 'em you'll be right back. - Come on.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
Oh, he lost his cookie, but he saved his raisins.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
- Will this blow out the lightbulb in my navel? - Uh-uh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Uh, Dr. Hawkeye Pierce, MASH 4077, needs his help real bad. Right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
[Regurgitates]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
- No, sir. That was last Friday. - Time flies.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
Dip it in a little 30-weight motor oil, pop it in...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
The second course.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
You don't believe I'm gonna eat this jeep, do you, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
- Gee, you think he's gonna be all right? - Oh, he'll be fine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
Oh, you better tell the boys playing horseshoes to hold up when Klinger walks by.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
- Klinger, what is it? - Something I ate.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
Sir, this message just come in for you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
Boy, you guys are in a lot of trouble.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
- Sirs? - Where can I find Dr. Pierce, Corporal?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 31
There was a time when proctologists used candles.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32
Well, what's the emergency?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
Do you know the word? Bedbug?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Right now, a far, far better thing than me being busted to J.G.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
That story you told me about gettin' here is a real rouser.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
- It was Easter. - Now you've put your buddy's butt in a sling?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
An insatiable need for liquids.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
- What is it, soldier? - [Mutters]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
Nuts, bolts, knobs? This guy's full of machinery.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
Easy. Get her into pre-op. Move it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
- You a corpsman? - The best in the business, dad.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
- You want help? - I got it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47
- Oh, really? - It's just that some of us are more childish than others.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
I've debrided the burn and applied the dressing. Anything more I can do?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49
- [Woman On Radio] This is Seoul City Sue. - Time for the commercial.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 50
- Turn the other cheek, Hawkeye. - Both cheeks are already sore.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 2
- Aaah! Oh, ho-ho! Bingo! - What? What? What?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 3
It's kid stuff. Ha-ha!
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 4
- Only guy I ever knew who got flushed out of high school. - I don't think that's it.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
- "Gossip." - Give that lady 14 inches of perforated intestine.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
I know that! I won a white Bible at my church... for organ playing. So lay off!
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
So you can take all the credit, I suppose, huh? [Chuckles]
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
Nothing. Just a game to test your manual dexterity. It's excellent for surgeons.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
You deserve to be. Look at that skimpy outfit she's wearing.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
Begins with a "V." "Means a Yiddish bedbug."
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
Five letters. Starts with a "V."
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
- How's that, Captain? - Forget it.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
- Thank God for ketchup. - He just did.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
- Tell 'em you'll be right back. - Come on.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
Oh, he lost his cookie, but he saved his raisins.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
- Will this blow out the lightbulb in my navel? - Uh-uh.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Uh, Dr. Hawkeye Pierce, MASH 4077, needs his help real bad. Right.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18 #18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
[Regurgitates]
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
- No, sir. That was last Friday. - Time flies.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21 #21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
Dip it in a little 30-weight motor oil, pop it in...
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
The second course.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
You don't believe I'm gonna eat this jeep, do you, sir?
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
- Gee, you think he's gonna be all right? - Oh, he'll be fine.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
Oh, you better tell the boys playing horseshoes to hold up when Klinger walks by.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
- Klinger, what is it? - Something I ate.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
Sir, this message just come in for you.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
Boy, you guys are in a lot of trouble.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
- Sirs? - Where can I find Dr. Pierce, Corporal?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 31
There was a time when proctologists used candles.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32
Well, what's the emergency?
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33 #33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
Do you know the word? Bedbug?
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Right now, a far, far better thing than me being busted to J.G.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
That story you told me about gettin' here is a real rouser.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37 #37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
- It was Easter. - Now you've put your buddy's butt in a sling?
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39 #39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
An insatiable need for liquids.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
- What is it, soldier? - [Mutters]
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
Nuts, bolts, knobs? This guy's full of machinery.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43 #43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
Easy. Get her into pre-op. Move it.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
- You a corpsman? - The best in the business, dad.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
- You want help? - I got it.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47
- Oh, really? - It's just that some of us are more childish than others.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
I've debrided the burn and applied the dressing. Anything more I can do?
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49
- [Woman On Radio] This is Seoul City Sue. - Time for the commercial.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 50
- Turn the other cheek, Hawkeye. - Both cheeks are already sore.
#50