S5 E13
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Season 5  "Hawk's Nightmare"  5x13

Aired 44 years ago - Dec 21, 1976

After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. After Sidney's assurances that he is as sane as can be, Hawkeye's life once again seems to settle down.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
- Oh, that scent. What is it? - Forbidden Furlough.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
I know God exists because you exist.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
I like your new BB gun. My dad won't let me get one.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
What do you expect, wandering around the compound half the night?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Then you asked me about some guy named Vander-something-or-other.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
I just got a cold shiver down my back.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
You're not worried about anything special, are you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Me neither, but then, uh, geography was never my strong subject.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
More trees than you could climb in a lifetime.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Come on. What are they like?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
If those are my only choices, I guess I'll take Stinky. It's got a little more pizzazz.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
- [Radar] That's spooky! - Help me get him back to bed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
- What a shot. - [Radar] Easy now. Relax. Ooh. Ooh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
I swallowed... [Muttering Sleepily]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
- Who's Toby? - Toby. Toby Wilder. My... He's my best friend.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
He was li... completely out of control.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
My palms are sweaty. And I'm not sure, but I think I wet the bed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
Are you forgetting I'm a doctor as well as a card-carrying skeptic?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Frankly, I think I'm pregnant. I also think I'm gonna call Toby Wilder.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
And you kept ca... No, really. No. Really. You kept calling my name.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Yes. I borrowed the money. I admit that. But I paid you back years ago.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
People always talk about long-distance phone calls like they had to walk all the way.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
- I think I'll tuck it in too. - What's your hurry?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
- Hey, how goes it, Frank? - What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
- Tell me about your hometown. - It's Fort Wayne. What's it to ya?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
Fort Wayne's bigger than that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
- He took away your night-light? - It's no big deal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
I just had a dream. Dickie Barber... an explosion.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
- Who to? - Dr. Sidney Freedman.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
- I think I'm cracking up. - Hawk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
I'm afraid to lie down in my sack. I'm afraid to close my eyes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
No, sir. I mean the war against the war.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
He knew it was awful, but... but he never let it get him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
- and decked him. - I know about that, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
and I'm taking my measly pair of nines with me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
[Klinger] Okay. Seven card high-low, deuces wild, high spade in the hole.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
[Sidney] I'm just here to play a little poker, have a couple of drinks...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
And then I call the States, and they're home watching Milton Berle.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
You amateurs just can't resist tossing around that psychoanalytical jargon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
I'm walking towards something.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
All the way back to a time when playing ball and shooting marbles and going on picnics...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
I know God exists because you exist.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3 #3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
I like your new BB gun. My dad won't let me get one.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6 #6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
What do you expect, wandering around the compound half the night?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Then you asked me about some guy named Vander-something-or-other.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
I just got a cold shiver down my back.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
You're not worried about anything special, are you?
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Me neither, but then, uh, geography was never my strong subject.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
More trees than you could climb in a lifetime.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Come on. What are they like?
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14 #14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15 #15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
If those are my only choices, I guess I'll take Stinky. It's got a little more pizzazz.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
- [Radar] That's spooky! - Help me get him back to bed.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
- What a shot. - [Radar] Easy now. Relax. Ooh. Ooh.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
I swallowed... [Muttering Sleepily]
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
- Who's Toby? - Toby. Toby Wilder. My... He's my best friend.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
He was li... completely out of control.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
My palms are sweaty. And I'm not sure, but I think I wet the bed.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
Are you forgetting I'm a doctor as well as a card-carrying skeptic?
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Frankly, I think I'm pregnant. I also think I'm gonna call Toby Wilder.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
And you kept ca... No, really. No. Really. You kept calling my name.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Yes. I borrowed the money. I admit that. But I paid you back years ago.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
People always talk about long-distance phone calls like they had to walk all the way.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
- I think I'll tuck it in too. - What's your hurry?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
- Hey, how goes it, Frank? - What?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
- Tell me about your hometown. - It's Fort Wayne. What's it to ya?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
Fort Wayne's bigger than that.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
- He took away your night-light? - It's no big deal.
#33
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I just had a dream. Dickie Barber... an explosion.
#35
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- Who to? - Dr. Sidney Freedman.
#37
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- I think I'm cracking up. - Hawk.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
I'm afraid to lie down in my sack. I'm afraid to close my eyes.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
No, sir. I mean the war against the war.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
He knew it was awful, but... but he never let it get him.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
- and decked him. - I know about that, sir.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
and I'm taking my measly pair of nines with me.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
[Klinger] Okay. Seven card high-low, deuces wild, high spade in the hole.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
[Sidney] I'm just here to play a little poker, have a couple of drinks...
#45
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And then I call the States, and they're home watching Milton Berle.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
You amateurs just can't resist tossing around that psychoanalytical jargon.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
I'm walking towards something.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
All the way back to a time when playing ball and shooting marbles and going on picnics...
#50