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Season 11  "Hey, Look Me Over"  11x1

Aired 42 years ago - Oct 25, 1982

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 1
Okay, boys, let's cool down.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 2
- [Horns Honking] - [Cheering]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 3
I traded 'em in at the evac for brand new ones.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 4
Great. When we're through doing this, maybe we can dance.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 5
how long it takes you to get settled in after a bugout.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 6
I want the nurses to meet me in the O.R. In 10 minutes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 7
- Oh, good. You're in bed. Get a good night's sleep. - Thank you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 8
Thanks to you doctors, I'm going to get thrown out of the army...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 10
Track down everything on this list and put it where it belongs.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 11
Whoa, Hawkeye. Can I read the label on that box?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 12
I have a cheek with your cheek's name on it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 13
Whenever I look at you, I hear that song.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 15
The hinge is bent. That's all. Takes three seconds.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 16
Yeah. Sort of sick and tired.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 17
- Who's going to do this? - I'll do it, Major.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 18
You know what you're doing wrong. You're using the wrong flange.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 19
I'll do it. You go to the Officers Club.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 20
Hi. If you're not busy later, I thought maybe you and I could drag our feet together.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 21
So, uh, you wouldn't wanna dance or anything?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 22
- The autoclave. I fixed it in no time. - Oh, great.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 24
- So why don't I buy you that drink now? - Yeah. Sure. Great.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 25
We used to practice all the time in the backyard. [Giggles]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 27
- I'd like to see your emergency trays. - Right this way, Colonel.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 28
Is this how you always keep your emergency trays?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 29
Maybe we should rearrange the patients so all their wounds are lined up.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 31
With Webster, she's unforgettable. And me you treat like a rag mop.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 32
Is that what this is about, that I was a little distracted last night?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 33
and a perky little nose that would fit in a bottle cap.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 34
Just a minute, Lieutenant. What is this racket?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 35
or I'll paste one on you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 37
- There are a number of things I want to work on in here. - Right, Major.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 38
What is wrong, Margaret? Would you like me to dust under my vegetables?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 39
- Are you telling me I work my nurses too hard? - If he's not, I will.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 40
[Shari] That woman is driving me nuts.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 41
[Groans]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 42
I'm scared.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 43
we could go for a ride in the car.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 44
No, not your fried chicken. It's horrible.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 45
Do you feel better?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 47
- You have my notes on the supply room. - Yes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 48
Uh, Major?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 50
I brought these for you.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 2
- [Horns Honking] - [Cheering]
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 3
I traded 'em in at the evac for brand new ones.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 4
Great. When we're through doing this, maybe we can dance.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 5
how long it takes you to get settled in after a bugout.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 6
I want the nurses to meet me in the O.R. In 10 minutes.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 7
- Oh, good. You're in bed. Get a good night's sleep. - Thank you.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 8
Thanks to you doctors, I'm going to get thrown out of the army...
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 9 #9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 10
Track down everything on this list and put it where it belongs.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 11
Whoa, Hawkeye. Can I read the label on that box?
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 12
I have a cheek with your cheek's name on it.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 13
Whenever I look at you, I hear that song.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 14 #14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 15
The hinge is bent. That's all. Takes three seconds.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 16
Yeah. Sort of sick and tired.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 17
- Who's going to do this? - I'll do it, Major.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 18
You know what you're doing wrong. You're using the wrong flange.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 19
I'll do it. You go to the Officers Club.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 20
Hi. If you're not busy later, I thought maybe you and I could drag our feet together.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 21
So, uh, you wouldn't wanna dance or anything?
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 22
- The autoclave. I fixed it in no time. - Oh, great.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 24
- So why don't I buy you that drink now? - Yeah. Sure. Great.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 25
We used to practice all the time in the backyard. [Giggles]
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 26 #26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 27
- I'd like to see your emergency trays. - Right this way, Colonel.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 28
Is this how you always keep your emergency trays?
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 29
Maybe we should rearrange the patients so all their wounds are lined up.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 30 #30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 31
With Webster, she's unforgettable. And me you treat like a rag mop.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 32
Is that what this is about, that I was a little distracted last night?
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 33
and a perky little nose that would fit in a bottle cap.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 34
Just a minute, Lieutenant. What is this racket?
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 35
or I'll paste one on you.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 36 #36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 37
- There are a number of things I want to work on in here. - Right, Major.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 38
What is wrong, Margaret? Would you like me to dust under my vegetables?
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 39
- Are you telling me I work my nurses too hard? - If he's not, I will.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 40
[Shari] That woman is driving me nuts.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 41
[Groans]
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 42
I'm scared.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 43
we could go for a ride in the car.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 44
No, not your fried chicken. It's horrible.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 45
Do you feel better?
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 47
- You have my notes on the supply room. - Yes.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 48
Uh, Major?
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 49 #49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 50
I brought these for you.
#50