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Season 11  "Strange Bedfellows"  11x11

Aired 36 years ago - Jan 10, 1983

The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 1
I seem to remember something in there about hell freezing over.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 2
mostly out of melted-down shell casings.
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It's a little hand-carved picture frame that the local folks make...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 4
I was gonna give you a tour of the camp right off...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 5
- That's right. You did. You sneezed. - Gentlemen, how astute.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 6
which, in certain circumstances, can lead to snoring.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 8
He was friendly. He was polite.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 9
[Laughing] He thought you were kind of grumpy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 10
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It's getting kind of late. I think I'd like to turn in.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 13
Pierce, any idiot can make snoring noises into a tape recorder.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 14
You go somewhere else! I'd be more than happy to suggest a place.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 15
[Phone Rings]
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Hello. Yes, this is the 4077.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 17
I see.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 18
You know, Evy and I took Stuart to the horse show over in Dry Fork last month.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 19
I think it'd be good for the whole family.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 20
No. I'm not all that hungry. You go ahead.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 21
Well, I was working on Sunday's sermon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 22
You sure do have nice handwriting, Padre.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 23
if you put away all that baloney about the one-legged man and the wheelbarrow...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 24
uh... a rendezvous.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 25
Mrs. Wilson right now is back home in Missouri...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 26
I'm not going to sit by and watch her be made a fool of.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 27
But I've lived in a war zone for a long time now...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 28
And it's not some army wife I never met.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 29
- I'm on a break. - Oh. Very well. I see. Uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 30
There is the slightest possibility that I am not...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 31
Oh. Good heavens, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 32
What if all this malarkey is true...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 33
watching roller derby?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 34
- Well, thank you, Father. - Speaking as one whose ancestors...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 35
Why should I take it personally?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 36
I didn't say I snored, merely that I was accused of it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 37
I just needed to talk to you about something.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 38
Evy, uh, I was wondering. Is everything okay with you and Bob?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 39
I think a pony's a wonderful idea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 40
What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 41
[Snoring]
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Oh, no, you don't. I am sick and tired of playing this game.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 43
is in no way an indication...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 44
first your rank, then your knees.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 45
Sit down.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 46
and I was about to start my first job at the V.A. In Springfield.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 47
and the thought ofhaving a little something to eat together...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 49
she sensed what had happened.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 2
mostly out of melted-down shell casings.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 3
It's a little hand-carved picture frame that the local folks make...
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 4
I was gonna give you a tour of the camp right off...
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 5
- That's right. You did. You sneezed. - Gentlemen, how astute.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 6
which, in certain circumstances, can lead to snoring.
#6
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He was friendly. He was polite.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 9
[Laughing] He thought you were kind of grumpy.
#9
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It's getting kind of late. I think I'd like to turn in.
#11
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Pierce, any idiot can make snoring noises into a tape recorder.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 14
You go somewhere else! I'd be more than happy to suggest a place.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 15
[Phone Rings]
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 16
Hello. Yes, this is the 4077.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 17
I see.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 18
You know, Evy and I took Stuart to the horse show over in Dry Fork last month.
#18
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I think it'd be good for the whole family.
#19
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No. I'm not all that hungry. You go ahead.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 21
Well, I was working on Sunday's sermon.
#21
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You sure do have nice handwriting, Padre.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 23
if you put away all that baloney about the one-legged man and the wheelbarrow...
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 24
uh... a rendezvous.
#24
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Mrs. Wilson right now is back home in Missouri...
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 26
I'm not going to sit by and watch her be made a fool of.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 27
But I've lived in a war zone for a long time now...
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 28
And it's not some army wife I never met.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 29
- I'm on a break. - Oh. Very well. I see. Uh...
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 30
There is the slightest possibility that I am not...
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 31
Oh. Good heavens, Major.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 32
What if all this malarkey is true...
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 33
watching roller derby?
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 34
- Well, thank you, Father. - Speaking as one whose ancestors...
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 35
Why should I take it personally?
#35
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I didn't say I snored, merely that I was accused of it.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 37
I just needed to talk to you about something.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 38
Evy, uh, I was wondering. Is everything okay with you and Bob?
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 39
I think a pony's a wonderful idea.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 40
What?
#40
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[Snoring]
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 42
Oh, no, you don't. I am sick and tired of playing this game.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 43
is in no way an indication...
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 44
first your rank, then your knees.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 45
Sit down.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 46
and I was about to start my first job at the V.A. In Springfield.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 47
and the thought ofhaving a little something to eat together...
#47
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she sensed what had happened.
#49
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