S11 E5
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Season 11  "Who Knew?"  11x5

Aired 36 years ago - Nov 22, 1982

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

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- You're a cautious businessman. I like that in a partner. - [Stammers]
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Oh, I hope we're not going home. I still have some things at the laundry.
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somehow wandered off the road and...
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Yeah, that's what I had in mind.
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I'll take care of it, Colonel.
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Lord knows it's not the first time.
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Yes, well, that's what I thought.
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where all you do is just fill in the blanks.
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No, it's got to be more than that. It's gotta say something about Millie.
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I'd say good-bye to her and toss off a couple of wisecracks and, uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 12
Tax write-off. Entertaining prospective partners.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 13
Now can we get on with this? I have some meaningless, trivial business...
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Please, Major, it's already past this guy's bedtime.
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the word "stupidity" was without a definition.
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- Margaret, can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure.
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Had a background in thoracic surgery.
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Uh, well, she wasn't here all that long.
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I'm sure the other nurses must have known her better.
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She usually volunteered for the night shifts, so I hardly ever talked to her.
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- Yeah, what we had of it. - I don't think I understand. What do you mean?
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Yeah, I know, but you lived with her. You must have talked about something.
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She was a good nurse.
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You like it? [Chuckles]
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Oh, well, that explains that.
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Well, not much of anything.
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- I like to give him a punch. - [Chuckles]
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- Got a better one? - It is... simple.
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you may just have captured the essence of stupidity.
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- Now you're thinkin' big. - You come right along with me, Sergeant, over to my tent.
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I'm having a real problem with this eulogy.
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As summary court officer, I was obliged to read it.
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Maybe someday I'll be able to get up the courage to tell Hawkeye how I feel.
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She was head nurse of the thoracic surgery unit at Letterman.
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She never let on. Well, I was so busy being casual about things...
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"Dear Uncle Amir:
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Of course it's stupid. You told me that's what you loved about it.
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She was working on the night shift, so n-no one was around to see it. L-
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she looked upon us with a kind of awe that...
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but it was because, as Millie wrote so often...
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Oh, I hope we're not going home. I still have some things at the laundry.
#2
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somehow wandered off the road and...
#3
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Yeah, that's what I had in mind.
#4
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I'll take care of it, Colonel.
#5
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Lord knows it's not the first time.
#6
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Yes, well, that's what I thought.
#7
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where all you do is just fill in the blanks.
#9
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No, it's got to be more than that. It's gotta say something about Millie.
#10
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I'd say good-bye to her and toss off a couple of wisecracks and, uh...
#11
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Tax write-off. Entertaining prospective partners.
#12
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Now can we get on with this? I have some meaningless, trivial business...
#13
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Please, Major, it's already past this guy's bedtime.
#14
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the word "stupidity" was without a definition.
#15
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- Margaret, can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure.
#16
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Had a background in thoracic surgery.
#17
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Uh, well, she wasn't here all that long.
#18
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I'm sure the other nurses must have known her better.
#19
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She usually volunteered for the night shifts, so I hardly ever talked to her.
#20
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- Yeah, what we had of it. - I don't think I understand. What do you mean?
#21
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Yeah, I know, but you lived with her. You must have talked about something.
#22
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She was a good nurse.
#23
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You like it? [Chuckles]
#24
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Oh, well, that explains that.
#25
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Well, not much of anything.
#26
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- I like to give him a punch. - [Chuckles]
#27
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- Got a better one? - It is... simple.
#28
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you may just have captured the essence of stupidity.
#30
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- Now you're thinkin' big. - You come right along with me, Sergeant, over to my tent.
#31
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I'm having a real problem with this eulogy.
#32
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As summary court officer, I was obliged to read it.
#34
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Maybe someday I'll be able to get up the courage to tell Hawkeye how I feel.
#35
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She was head nurse of the thoracic surgery unit at Letterman.
#36
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She never let on. Well, I was so busy being casual about things...
#38
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"Dear Uncle Amir:
#42
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Of course it's stupid. You told me that's what you loved about it.
#43
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She was working on the night shift, so n-no one was around to see it. L-
#47
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she looked upon us with a kind of awe that...
#48
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but it was because, as Millie wrote so often...
#49
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