S11 E9
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Season 11  "Run For the Money"  11x9

Aired 36 years ago - Dec 20, 1982

When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 1
Captains, I've been adding up some numbers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 2
- You? How come? - I'd do anything to get even with their head nurse...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 3
I'm in for a week's pay. How about you stiffs?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 4
Klinger, try to remember this. Forget it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 6
God knows the only reason I came to Korea was for the money.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 7
He's in the truck. I still think we should have gotten a band for this occasion.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 9
People mix us up all the time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 11
I didn't bet, and I don't like you anyway.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 13
Fools who will soon be parted from their money.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 15
And how about you, Palmer? You nice and comfy?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 16
Hell, I should have known better than to give any kind of responsibility to a dummy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 19
- I'm afraid... - Just answer the questions!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 20
Training for something like this is brutal. You can't believe the pain.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 21
Earl "Jackrabbit" LeMasters.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 22
- And so will these two doctors. Won't you? - We're in this deep enough.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 23
You men. You always worry about little things.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 24
Come on, Father. Four miles is nothing.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 25
[Hawkeye] Nothing keeps a runner's legs in shape like skipping rope.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 26
You sure you wouldn't like to eat some more before I take your tray?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 27
Hey, Palmer, she likes you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 28
No. I'm off duty in about an hour.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 29
[Chattering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 30
who's starved for an attractive woman.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 31
In my own case, heck, the Studebaker will last Mildred for another couple of years.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 32
Okay, you'll be racing from here to the orphanage and back.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 33
This ain't no sissy sprint, you know.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 34
Uh, Lieutenant, would you bring that wheelchair over here for me, please?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 35
Will you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 36
- Sherm, this fish has already been boned and fried. - And eaten.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 37
There.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 39
- Ever since he was a noncom. - [Laughs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 40
You have an I.Q. That is well above average.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 41
- [Scoffs] N-N-Name one. - I'll name you several.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 42
Walt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 44
Th-This is real l-l-leather. I can't take this.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 46
- It's for a good cause. - Oh, yeah?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 47
Last night was the beginning of the s-s-symphony s-s-s-season.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 48
- He's catching him! He's catching him! - [All Shouting]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 49
Well, Crocker, we may have the catfish, but you got scrod. [Laughs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 50
[All Cheering]

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 2
- You? How come? - I'd do anything to get even with their head nurse...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 3
I'm in for a week's pay. How about you stiffs?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 4
Klinger, try to remember this. Forget it.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 6
God knows the only reason I came to Korea was for the money.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 7
He's in the truck. I still think we should have gotten a band for this occasion.
#7
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People mix us up all the time.
#9
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I didn't bet, and I don't like you anyway.
#11
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Fools who will soon be parted from their money.
#13
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And how about you, Palmer? You nice and comfy?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 16
Hell, I should have known better than to give any kind of responsibility to a dummy.
#16
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- I'm afraid... - Just answer the questions!
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 20
Training for something like this is brutal. You can't believe the pain.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 21
Earl "Jackrabbit" LeMasters.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 22
- And so will these two doctors. Won't you? - We're in this deep enough.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 23
You men. You always worry about little things.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 24
Come on, Father. Four miles is nothing.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 25
[Hawkeye] Nothing keeps a runner's legs in shape like skipping rope.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 26
You sure you wouldn't like to eat some more before I take your tray?
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 27
Hey, Palmer, she likes you.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 28
No. I'm off duty in about an hour.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 29
[Chattering]
#29
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who's starved for an attractive woman.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 31
In my own case, heck, the Studebaker will last Mildred for another couple of years.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 32
Okay, you'll be racing from here to the orphanage and back.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 33
This ain't no sissy sprint, you know.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 34
Uh, Lieutenant, would you bring that wheelchair over here for me, please?
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 35
Will you?
#35
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- Sherm, this fish has already been boned and fried. - And eaten.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 37
There.
#37
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- Ever since he was a noncom. - [Laughs]
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 40
You have an I.Q. That is well above average.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 41
- [Scoffs] N-N-Name one. - I'll name you several.
#41
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Walt.
#42
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Th-This is real l-l-leather. I can't take this.
#44
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- It's for a good cause. - Oh, yeah?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 47
Last night was the beginning of the s-s-symphony s-s-s-season.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 48
- He's catching him! He's catching him! - [All Shouting]
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 49
Well, Crocker, we may have the catfish, but you got scrod. [Laughs]
#49
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[All Cheering]
#50