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Season 11  "Say No More"  11x12

Aired 36 years ago - Jan 24, 1983

A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler.

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to expand the nurses' duties in triage.
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- [Man] Whoo, whoo! - [Wolf Whistle]
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Well... [Coughing]
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Good morning, Major. If you don't mind my saying so, hubba-hubba.
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- [Grunting Continues] - Uh, Doctor, I believe you're being paged.
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- Is that a coincidence or does the theory of relativity apply? - He's my son.
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Curtis?
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All they told me was that you were wounded.
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- Anybody? - What you would've done, sir.
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- I think he's had enough excitement for now. - All right, Doctor.
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- has resulted in a rather nasty case of laryngitis. - [Hoarsely] No.
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- You? - Meeting Dr. Chesler after, personally.
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Never expected a reply. He wrote...
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Your starry-eyed admiration for the good doctor would have left you speechless anyway.
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Shut mouth. Use pencil.
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It's not uncommon.
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If the odds are one in a hundred, it means I'll have to stay right here.
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Colonel Broder's been put on alert at Headquarters, sir.
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- If there's anything you need... - No, no, my trailer has everything I need.
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- Please hurry. I can't tie up the phone long. - [Spits, Coughs]
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What do you want with me now?
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but who is unfortunately suffering from a rather severe case of laryngitis.
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Uh, she's "always felt that you are the"...uh...
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Dr. Chesler has had to change his plans suddenly.
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Uh-huh. Oh, thank you.
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Hold on a minute. How is he?
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Wonderful. That means I'll have lots of work to do.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 29
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That'll be 10 days in the stockade for you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 31
It's hard to get comfortable in this rig.
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However, if it matters that much to you, go. It's not gonna kill you.
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"Dr. Chesler, must cancel. Very sorry. Perhaps another time."
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Margaret, I don't believe you've met Dr. Chesler.
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Ah. Why are you here?
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You know, I don't know whether it's your dedication to your job...
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[Collins] Now, look, Broder.
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Other times he'd... he'd get all skinned up, but he kept tryin'.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 43
That night he came to me and he said, uh...
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But there are too many to really remember.
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They thought he was pretty special too.
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You may find this hard to believe, Pierce...
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 49
And... that's what got him killed.
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- [Man] Whoo, whoo! - [Wolf Whistle]
#2
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Well... [Coughing]
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Good morning, Major. If you don't mind my saying so, hubba-hubba.
#4
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- [Grunting Continues] - Uh, Doctor, I believe you're being paged.
#5
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- Is that a coincidence or does the theory of relativity apply? - He's my son.
#7
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Curtis?
#8
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All they told me was that you were wounded.
#9
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- Anybody? - What you would've done, sir.
#10
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- I think he's had enough excitement for now. - All right, Doctor.
#11
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- has resulted in a rather nasty case of laryngitis. - [Hoarsely] No.
#12
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- You? - Meeting Dr. Chesler after, personally.
#13
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Never expected a reply. He wrote...
#14
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Your starry-eyed admiration for the good doctor would have left you speechless anyway.
#15
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Shut mouth. Use pencil.
#16
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It's not uncommon.
#17
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If the odds are one in a hundred, it means I'll have to stay right here.
#18
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Colonel Broder's been put on alert at Headquarters, sir.
#19
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- If there's anything you need... - No, no, my trailer has everything I need.
#20
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- Please hurry. I can't tie up the phone long. - [Spits, Coughs]
#21
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What do you want with me now?
#22
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but who is unfortunately suffering from a rather severe case of laryngitis.
#23
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Uh, she's "always felt that you are the"...uh...
#24
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Dr. Chesler has had to change his plans suddenly.
#25
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Uh-huh. Oh, thank you.
#26
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Hold on a minute. How is he?
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Wonderful. That means I'll have lots of work to do.
#28
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That'll be 10 days in the stockade for you...
#30
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It's hard to get comfortable in this rig.
#31
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However, if it matters that much to you, go. It's not gonna kill you.
#32
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"Dr. Chesler, must cancel. Very sorry. Perhaps another time."
#33
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Margaret, I don't believe you've met Dr. Chesler.
#35
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Ah. Why are you here?
#36
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You know, I don't know whether it's your dedication to your job...
#37
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[Collins] Now, look, Broder.
#38
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Other times he'd... he'd get all skinned up, but he kept tryin'.
#42
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That night he came to me and he said, uh...
#43
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But there are too many to really remember.
#45
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They thought he was pretty special too.
#46
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You may find this hard to believe, Pierce...
#47
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And... that's what got him killed.
#49
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