S11 E13
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Season 11  "Friends and Enemies"  11x13

Aired 36 years ago - Feb 07, 1983

Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 1
Well, I hope it helps. Though I must admit...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 2
Just a couple of raw kids when we met.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 3
I'm happy to report the joint is empty!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 4
Well, now that you mention it, I got this new record player...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 5
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 6
I'm in charge of petroleum and oil and lubricants.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 7
I was really scared up there.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 8
[Kellye] Major...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 9
- [Groaning] - [Screams]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 10
What do you mean?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 11
Shouldn't you keep that toe off its feet for the next couple of days?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 14
This needle is completely worn down.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 15
We went as Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. Oh, here it is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 16
and he told me that he wanted to get out of that area...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 17
What do you know about anything?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 19
I'm gonna lose what is left of my mind.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 20
I'm stuck here in the Swamp. You're stuck without your music.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 21
Come here a minute, will ya?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 22
Hey, gang, drinks on me!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 24
If you'll just listen to this music for a moment...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 25
Oh. Sorry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 26
That unit had a whole ridge wide open.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 27
You know, we can still show those young bucks a trick or two, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 28
I don't even want to talk about that slimy, selfish, insensitive gutter worm!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 29
Oh? And exactly what was that?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 30
- Thanks for the warning. - Hey, what are friends for?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 31
I brought some records for us to listen to. I know you're going to love them."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 32
Hunnicutt, what a good idea!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 33
- but do you really think she'll fall for... - [Sprays]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 35
Look, Zurilli, this is very important for the good of everybody involved.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 36
My C.O. Ordered us to keep clear of that ridge...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 37
What's the use? Even if we had, it'd just get whitewashed along the way...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 38
Charles, it's... [Sniffs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 39
Of course not. You're far too gracious for such pettiness.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 40
and I'll tie your arms and legs in a bowknot and stuff you in my footlocker!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 42
Forget it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 43
I really cherish the friends I got left...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 44
That ungrateful bubble-brain bimbo!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 45
- Charles? - What do you want?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 46
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable listening to your music in Margaret's tent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 47
It's called "Kindertotenlieder."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 48
So, where did you go to high school?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 49
I was thinkin' maybe we should spend a little of that time talkin'.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 50

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 2
Just a couple of raw kids when we met.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 3
I'm happy to report the joint is empty!
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 4
Well, now that you mention it, I got this new record player...
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 5
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 6
I'm in charge of petroleum and oil and lubricants.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 7
I was really scared up there.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 8
[Kellye] Major...
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 9
- [Groaning] - [Screams]
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 10
What do you mean?
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 11
Shouldn't you keep that toe off its feet for the next couple of days?
#11
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This needle is completely worn down.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 15
We went as Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. Oh, here it is.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 16
and he told me that he wanted to get out of that area...
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 17
What do you know about anything?
#17
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I'm gonna lose what is left of my mind.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 20
I'm stuck here in the Swamp. You're stuck without your music.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 21
Come here a minute, will ya?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 22
Hey, gang, drinks on me!
#22
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If you'll just listen to this music for a moment...
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 25
Oh. Sorry.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 26
That unit had a whole ridge wide open.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 27
You know, we can still show those young bucks a trick or two, huh?
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 28
I don't even want to talk about that slimy, selfish, insensitive gutter worm!
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 29
Oh? And exactly what was that?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 30
- Thanks for the warning. - Hey, what are friends for?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 31
I brought some records for us to listen to. I know you're going to love them."
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 32
Hunnicutt, what a good idea!
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 33
- but do you really think she'll fall for... - [Sprays]
#33
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Look, Zurilli, this is very important for the good of everybody involved.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 36
My C.O. Ordered us to keep clear of that ridge...
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 37
What's the use? Even if we had, it'd just get whitewashed along the way...
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 38
Charles, it's... [Sniffs]
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 39
Of course not. You're far too gracious for such pettiness.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 40
and I'll tie your arms and legs in a bowknot and stuff you in my footlocker!
#40
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Forget it.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 43
I really cherish the friends I got left...
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 44
That ungrateful bubble-brain bimbo!
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 45
- Charles? - What do you want?
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 46
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable listening to your music in Margaret's tent.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 47
It's called "Kindertotenlieder."
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 48
So, where did you go to high school?
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 13 (S11E13) - 49
I was thinkin' maybe we should spend a little of that time talkin'.
#49
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