S11 E7
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Season 11  "Settling Debts"  11x7

Aired 36 years ago - Dec 06, 1982

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 1
"One day I checked the bankbook, and lo and behold...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 2
"but tell Sherman that while you're burning the mortgage...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 3
Now look, if something's wrong, I wanna know about it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 4
If you fellas don't wanna tell me, there's nothing I can do.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 5
- Twenty-seven dollars. - Oh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 6
Yes. Yes, they did. They fired the entire staff.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 7
Congratulations. B. J. And Charles are the fix-up committee.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 8
Okay. We've all got our assignments. We'll reconvene at 1800 hours.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 9
Uh, Pierce... [Nervous Laugh]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 10
- Ha! Don't be silly. Why would Peg write Hawkeye? - Yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 11
That's the same thing she said when she put the leopard skin seat covers on the Hudson.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 12
with where I'm gonna be living out my retirement years?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 13
- Colonel, it's not... - And above all, I don't wanna live on the water.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 14
Klinger? Was that the phone ringing?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 15
MASH 4077. This is he.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 16
She bought the damn boat!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 17
She bought the damn boat!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 18
- I get so lonely without you. - Out of my way, Sergeant.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 19
If there's two days, then she's an O.R. 2.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 20
You know how hard it is to find skilled labor during wartime.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 21
I wonder if I should go get the colonel now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 23
- Anything I can do? - Yeah. Stick your head in that door and holler for a corpsman.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 24
but when I got into this jeep, I didn't think it was all that serious.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 26
- Good piece of thinking. - It is?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 28
[Woman, Nasal Voice] Hello? Is this Colonel Sherman T. Potter?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 29
[Exhales]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 31
- How long will you be, Hawkeye? - Just a few minutes. Don't start without me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 34
Chances are he's gonna be fine, but right now, he's lost function in his legs.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 35
I don't know about you guys, but if the looey can't walk again...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 36
Lady, a few more of your "few minutes," and I'm gonna need a shave.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 37
Klinger, this operator is a mental midget.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 38
- [Together] Where are you going? - To my tent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 39
"So, after the man had confessed to a healthy number of indiscretions...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 40
Yeah, I get... I get it, Father. I just don't like it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 41
- I better go see what's keeping 'em. - Oh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 42
- Oh, my goodness. I didn't realize. - It's all right, Father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 43
The best medical opinion I can give you is he might.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 44
If I'd had better aim the first time, then that wouldn't have been murder.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 45
Killing him isn't gonna help me walk again.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 46
You do everything you can for him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 48
Then you get in there and sit on that phone.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 49
My mortgage. This is what Mildred sent you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 50
- Look at what you folks did. - Yeah.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 2
"but tell Sherman that while you're burning the mortgage...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 3
Now look, if something's wrong, I wanna know about it.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 4
If you fellas don't wanna tell me, there's nothing I can do.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 5
- Twenty-seven dollars. - Oh.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 6
Yes. Yes, they did. They fired the entire staff.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 7
Congratulations. B. J. And Charles are the fix-up committee.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 8
Okay. We've all got our assignments. We'll reconvene at 1800 hours.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 9
Uh, Pierce... [Nervous Laugh]
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 10
- Ha! Don't be silly. Why would Peg write Hawkeye? - Yeah.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 11
That's the same thing she said when she put the leopard skin seat covers on the Hudson.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 12
with where I'm gonna be living out my retirement years?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 13
- Colonel, it's not... - And above all, I don't wanna live on the water.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 14
Klinger? Was that the phone ringing?
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 15
MASH 4077. This is he.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 16
She bought the damn boat!
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 17
She bought the damn boat!
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 18
- I get so lonely without you. - Out of my way, Sergeant.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 19
If there's two days, then she's an O.R. 2.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 20
You know how hard it is to find skilled labor during wartime.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 21
I wonder if I should go get the colonel now.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 23
- Anything I can do? - Yeah. Stick your head in that door and holler for a corpsman.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 24
but when I got into this jeep, I didn't think it was all that serious.
#24
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- Good piece of thinking. - It is?
#26
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[Woman, Nasal Voice] Hello? Is this Colonel Sherman T. Potter?
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 29
[Exhales]
#29
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- How long will you be, Hawkeye? - Just a few minutes. Don't start without me.
#31
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Chances are he's gonna be fine, but right now, he's lost function in his legs.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 35
I don't know about you guys, but if the looey can't walk again...
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 36
Lady, a few more of your "few minutes," and I'm gonna need a shave.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 37
Klinger, this operator is a mental midget.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 38
- [Together] Where are you going? - To my tent.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 39
"So, after the man had confessed to a healthy number of indiscretions...
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 40
Yeah, I get... I get it, Father. I just don't like it.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 41
- I better go see what's keeping 'em. - Oh.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 42
- Oh, my goodness. I didn't realize. - It's all right, Father.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 43
The best medical opinion I can give you is he might.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 44
If I'd had better aim the first time, then that wouldn't have been murder.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 45
Killing him isn't gonna help me walk again.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 46
You do everything you can for him.
#46
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Then you get in there and sit on that phone.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 49
My mortgage. This is what Mildred sent you?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 50
- Look at what you folks did. - Yeah.
#50