S11 E15
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Season 11  "As Time Goes By"  11x15

Aired 36 years ago - Feb 21, 1983

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 1
Well, uh, you know that date you got tonight?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 2
If this is another one of your jokes...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 3
I not understand. Where we go?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 4
We interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 5
- We sent him on the chopper. - No chopper came in here this afternoon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 6
Prisoner's over here, Sergeant.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 7
Hey, save it for the judge.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 8
- that have made this the finest army in the world. - That's good.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 9
- That's just nothing but shooting and killing. - What's wrong with Zane Grey?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 10
You can't be serious. Even Zane Grey is better than that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 11
G-2 says the local Korean police want to interrogate our lady of the carbine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 13
Thought I'd defuse it, fill it with pebbles, and make a rattle for little Billy Bubba.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 14
- That was a fake! - A fake?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 15
- How about a bottle of cognac? - A bottle of booze?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 16
First job I've ever had where I could use my natural talents.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 17
Going into business for myself.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 18
Klinger, we just got a call from G-2.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 19
Plowing? Did you say plowing in a field?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 20
Did they say my name? Soon-Lee?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 21
Well, I guess, but I can't let you go. They'd put one of these on me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 23
Tell them to give me a lateral as well as a frontal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 24
We got shot at. A bullet hit one of the tubes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 25
- Are you the company clerk? - Yeah. Be right with you, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 26
Now, what can I do for you, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 27
Gee, it's a lot more practical than what I gave Captain Pierce.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 28
Oh, yeah. The fan belt. Take a left and follow the smell of grease.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 29
Thanks, Doc. You're a real lifesaver.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 30
You certainly don't expect me to eat it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 31
Say what? You rear-ended me!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 32
Hunnicutt just took the bullet out of Stoddard.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 33
Yeah, that seems, uh, like the least we could do.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 34
I want to bury a time capsule, not a patient.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 35
Oh, yes. We heard he had engine trouble.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 36
Then he came back and got me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 37
so he, uh, kept me warm...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 38
You've had a long trip, or a bunch of short ones.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 39
I've been thinking about it, and I just want to say...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 40
Well, it ain't so far. That's why it's lucky.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 41
Wait a minute. It didn't go off.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 42
I mean, you throwed yourself on that thing faster than Snider's hounds.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 43
You've had a frightful scare. You go curl up in a nice, warm jeep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 44
and I'll have Zola fix up...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 46
It is you! Heaven be praised!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 47
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 48
Uh-oh. Cover your eyes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 49
Personally, I think she should have gone with the Zeno pads.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 50
by good, decent...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 2
If this is another one of your jokes...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 3
I not understand. Where we go?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 4
We interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 5
- We sent him on the chopper. - No chopper came in here this afternoon.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 6
Prisoner's over here, Sergeant.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 7
Hey, save it for the judge.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 8
- that have made this the finest army in the world. - That's good.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 9
- That's just nothing but shooting and killing. - What's wrong with Zane Grey?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 10
You can't be serious. Even Zane Grey is better than that.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 11
G-2 says the local Korean police want to interrogate our lady of the carbine.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 12 #12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 13
Thought I'd defuse it, fill it with pebbles, and make a rattle for little Billy Bubba.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 14
- That was a fake! - A fake?
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 15
- How about a bottle of cognac? - A bottle of booze?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 16
First job I've ever had where I could use my natural talents.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 17
Going into business for myself.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 18
Klinger, we just got a call from G-2.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 19
Plowing? Did you say plowing in a field?
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 20
Did they say my name? Soon-Lee?
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 21
Well, I guess, but I can't let you go. They'd put one of these on me.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 23
Tell them to give me a lateral as well as a frontal.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 24
We got shot at. A bullet hit one of the tubes.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 25
- Are you the company clerk? - Yeah. Be right with you, sir.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 26
Now, what can I do for you, sir?
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 27
Gee, it's a lot more practical than what I gave Captain Pierce.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 28
Oh, yeah. The fan belt. Take a left and follow the smell of grease.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 29
Thanks, Doc. You're a real lifesaver.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 30
You certainly don't expect me to eat it.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 31
Say what? You rear-ended me!
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 32
Hunnicutt just took the bullet out of Stoddard.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 33
Yeah, that seems, uh, like the least we could do.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 34
I want to bury a time capsule, not a patient.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 35
Oh, yes. We heard he had engine trouble.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 36
Then he came back and got me.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 37
so he, uh, kept me warm...
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 38
You've had a long trip, or a bunch of short ones.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 39
I've been thinking about it, and I just want to say...
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 40
Well, it ain't so far. That's why it's lucky.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 41
Wait a minute. It didn't go off.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 42
I mean, you throwed yourself on that thing faster than Snider's hounds.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 43
You've had a frightful scare. You go curl up in a nice, warm jeep.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 44
and I'll have Zola fix up...
#44
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It is you! Heaven be praised!
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 47
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 48
Uh-oh. Cover your eyes.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 49
Personally, I think she should have gone with the Zeno pads.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 50
by good, decent...
#50