S11 E6
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Season 11  "Bombshells"  11x6

Aired 37 years ago - Nov 28, 1982

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 1
Well, not all of Korea, just this unit.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 2
- That's the one. Yeah. - Wait a minute. I'm the company clerk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 3
Gotta admit, everything you say makes perfect sense.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 4
- Uh-oh. - What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 5
Look, I know it's a secret, but we're on the same side of the secret.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 6
Son, that conversation just gave my ears whiplash.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 7
It is not a rumor, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 8
MASH 4077. One moment, please.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 9
Oh, you heard it about it through channels, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 10
General, mi unit es su unit.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 11
- Too bad about the fishing trip. - Ah, well.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 13
He can't make it. I'm gonna go down there, and you can pull us both out.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 14
They'll kill us all if we stay here. Cut the rope.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 15
[Man On P.A.] Attention all personnel. The bad humor truck is in the compound.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 16
- You saw my buddy. - Not your buddy. Another guy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 18
I've been thinking about this. A star of her magnitude...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 19
I don't think it's such a great idea. As a matter of fact...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 20
His pulse is thready, and his blood pressure is 70 over 40.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 21
Hey, Doc. I just wanted to say good-bye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 23
When this rumor was born, you were one of the physicians in attendance.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 24
of someone who I know is not arriving.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 25
And without Marilyn Monroe, all you're gonna have is... bunting.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 26
to see if anyone meeting that descr...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 27
I want Miss Monroe to see him with a glossy coat. What can I do for you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 28
- What'd you do? - Nothing I want a medal for.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 30
I know that, but the private here doesn't know that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 31
If you don't do something long before General Schwerin gets here...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 32
I have to hunt up the sheet music to "Hooray for Hollywood."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 33
It is. Uh, do you have a switchboard operator there named Mabel or Mavis?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 34
Marilyn, hi. Oh, uh, who is this?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 35
My name? Uh, Ted Williams.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 36
Down! Down there. I don't get...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 37
My greatest thrill in sports?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 38
You idiot! I thought you knew all those worthless things.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 39
- How about this one? Adamenko. - Oh, no, that's not the man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 40
Yeah. Right over here. Where's Carey?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 42
General, glad you could come down and join us for a little stargazing.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 44
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 45
Maybe you'd like to hear it in its own words.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 46
"to doctors who saved my cousin, Whitey.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 47
I brought a special something along to present in front of Miss Monroe...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 49
- Take five, boys! - ## [Stops]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 50
and getting out with my butt in one piece.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 2
- That's the one. Yeah. - Wait a minute. I'm the company clerk.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 3
Gotta admit, everything you say makes perfect sense.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 4
- Uh-oh. - What?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 5
Look, I know it's a secret, but we're on the same side of the secret.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 6
Son, that conversation just gave my ears whiplash.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 7
It is not a rumor, sir.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 8
MASH 4077. One moment, please.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 9
Oh, you heard it about it through channels, huh?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 10
General, mi unit es su unit.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 11
- Too bad about the fishing trip. - Ah, well.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 12 #12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 13
He can't make it. I'm gonna go down there, and you can pull us both out.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 14
They'll kill us all if we stay here. Cut the rope.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 15
[Man On P.A.] Attention all personnel. The bad humor truck is in the compound.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 16
- You saw my buddy. - Not your buddy. Another guy.
#16
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I've been thinking about this. A star of her magnitude...
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 19
I don't think it's such a great idea. As a matter of fact...
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 20
His pulse is thready, and his blood pressure is 70 over 40.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 21
Hey, Doc. I just wanted to say good-bye.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 23
When this rumor was born, you were one of the physicians in attendance.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 24
of someone who I know is not arriving.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 25
And without Marilyn Monroe, all you're gonna have is... bunting.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 26
to see if anyone meeting that descr...
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 27
I want Miss Monroe to see him with a glossy coat. What can I do for you?
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 28
- What'd you do? - Nothing I want a medal for.
#28
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I know that, but the private here doesn't know that.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 31
If you don't do something long before General Schwerin gets here...
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 32
I have to hunt up the sheet music to "Hooray for Hollywood."
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 33
It is. Uh, do you have a switchboard operator there named Mabel or Mavis?
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 34
Marilyn, hi. Oh, uh, who is this?
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 35
My name? Uh, Ted Williams.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 36
Down! Down there. I don't get...
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 37
My greatest thrill in sports?
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 38
You idiot! I thought you knew all those worthless things.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 39
- How about this one? Adamenko. - Oh, no, that's not the man.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 40
Yeah. Right over here. Where's Carey?
#40
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General, glad you could come down and join us for a little stargazing.
#42
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## [Resumes]
#43
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##[Resumes]
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 45
Maybe you'd like to hear it in its own words.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 46
"to doctors who saved my cousin, Whitey.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 47
I brought a special something along to present in front of Miss Monroe...
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 48 #48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 6 (S11E06) - 49
- Take five, boys! - ## [Stops]
#49
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and getting out with my butt in one piece.
#50