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Season 11  "The Joker is Wild"  11x4

Aired 36 years ago - Nov 15, 1982

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 1
[Chuckles] I must admit. That's quite a joke there, Hunnicutt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 2
We had... We had wash hung out to dry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 3
You know, I'll bet if old Trapper were here now...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 4
Aha. When does it start?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 5
Then I guess the tables would be turned.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 6
Wh-What... What's going on!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 7
Getting a little nervous, Hawkeye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 8
My, my, aren't we jumpy today?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 9
- Oh. - Sir, you're as green as your uniform. What happened?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 10
Someone put shaving cream...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 11
Far be it from me to grouse when I get got.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 12
to swap an M.D. With the 8063rd for a day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 13
Enough already. I'll go. It will get me out of the line of seltzer fire.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 14
- I work here. I'm relieving you. - Oh, right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 15
Yeah. Well, forget it. It's not gonna work.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 16
- I must do my job. - Yeah. And I must do mine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 17
Needless to say, I wasn't wearing my fatigues at the time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 18
You don't have a shred of decency.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 21
and a father with a short temper and a quick jab.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 23
- You'd like that, wouldn't ya? - Huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 24
Well, what's the "slop" de jour?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 25
So, the carrots and peas are good, huh? [Chuckles]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 26
You say the carrots and peas are good...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 27
He's not gonna have me for lunch.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 28
Look at him. You poisoned a priest.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 29
Four from six is, uh, two. Isn't it, Hawk?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 30
- Huh? - Pork chops. Did you have the pork chops tonight?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 31
That's great, Doc. Thanks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 32
I guess you thought I'd get a real bang out of this, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 33
You really should relax. You're getting very edgy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 34
Start down there at the far end.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 35
- Yamato! - Hey! What are ya...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 36
- It's not even good acting. - He Japanese!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 37
Nice try, Beej. I gotta hand it to ya, the ploys are getting sicker and sicker.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 38
Klinger, relax. It's me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 39
I admire your courage, if not your intelligence. Good luck.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 40
- What happened? - I went to file away your reports.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 41
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 45
[Dogs Barking]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 46
Always a good sport, Father. That's nice.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 47
My, my, Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 48
Well, now I... I wouldn't exactly say that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 49
- Did you see my file go blooey? - Or try my lunch?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 50
it was an honor to be part of it.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 2
We had... We had wash hung out to dry.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 3
You know, I'll bet if old Trapper were here now...
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 4
Aha. When does it start?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 5
Then I guess the tables would be turned.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 6
Wh-What... What's going on!
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 7
Getting a little nervous, Hawkeye.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 8
My, my, aren't we jumpy today?
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 9
- Oh. - Sir, you're as green as your uniform. What happened?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 10
Someone put shaving cream...
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 11
Far be it from me to grouse when I get got.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 12
to swap an M.D. With the 8063rd for a day.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 13
Enough already. I'll go. It will get me out of the line of seltzer fire.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 14
- I work here. I'm relieving you. - Oh, right.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 15
Yeah. Well, forget it. It's not gonna work.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 16
- I must do my job. - Yeah. And I must do mine.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 17
Needless to say, I wasn't wearing my fatigues at the time.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 18
You don't have a shred of decency.
#18
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and a father with a short temper and a quick jab.
#21
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- You'd like that, wouldn't ya? - Huh?
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 24
Well, what's the "slop" de jour?
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 25
So, the carrots and peas are good, huh? [Chuckles]
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 26
You say the carrots and peas are good...
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 27
He's not gonna have me for lunch.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 28
Look at him. You poisoned a priest.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 29
Four from six is, uh, two. Isn't it, Hawk?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 30
- Huh? - Pork chops. Did you have the pork chops tonight?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 31
That's great, Doc. Thanks.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 32
I guess you thought I'd get a real bang out of this, huh?
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 33
You really should relax. You're getting very edgy.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 34
Start down there at the far end.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 35
- Yamato! - Hey! What are ya...
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 36
- It's not even good acting. - He Japanese!
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 37
Nice try, Beej. I gotta hand it to ya, the ploys are getting sicker and sicker.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 38
Klinger, relax. It's me.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 39
I admire your courage, if not your intelligence. Good luck.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 40
- What happened? - I went to file away your reports.
#40
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[Dogs Barking]
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 46
Always a good sport, Father. That's nice.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 47
My, my, Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 48
Well, now I... I wouldn't exactly say that.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 49
- Did you see my file go blooey? - Or try my lunch?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 50
it was an honor to be part of it.
#50