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Season 11  "Foreign Affairs"  11x3

Aired 36 years ago - Nov 08, 1982

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
Hi, ladies. Allow me to introduce myself.
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- Please excuse us. - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Yeah. The French aren't on my side.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
I much prefer it to the Louvre. I love the impressionists.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
And my mother used to take me...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
- Major. - Please. Uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
We got dressed as elegantly as we were able...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
And then he looks down and suddenly... [Imitating Fall And Crash]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Well, he wasn't in his bed all night, so where else could he have been?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
- Well, it's about time. - Put her there, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
He says he wants to go home. Never heard of Mark Clark. And you can keep your money.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Tell the ungrateful fool he can forget about home.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
- Bonjour. - It's bonsoir now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
- Yes? May l... - Mm-hmm.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
quite know how to do it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
because I have not felt that close to a man for more than a year.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
The memories are still alive.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Ah. Oh, by the way.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Morning.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
This handsome pinstripe suit with two... two pair of pants.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Now leave him alone.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
Look, fellas. I'd like to have a hero who loves us. That was my first choice.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
So you just stay here. And you two, take real good care of our boy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
What he's offering the lieutenant is a better life.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
One day we went to the countryside near Honfleur...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Phillipe, he owed quite a bit of money at a bistro...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
I was never married. [Laughs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
I would like to come to your country.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
Uh, yeah. Yes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
At least I thought she was because she could pronounce boulangerie.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
Can't understand it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
Colonel Potter's been very nice company.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
No, thank you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
If Winchester's giving her the gate...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
Captain Pierce would like to talk to you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
Charles, have you a moment to speak?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
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They could never understand the life you've lived...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
I can't change who I am.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
because he was too much a little boy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
- Please excuse us. - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Yeah. The French aren't on my side.
#3
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I much prefer it to the Louvre. I love the impressionists.
#5
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And my mother used to take me...
#6
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- Major. - Please. Uh...
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
We got dressed as elegantly as we were able...
#9
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And then he looks down and suddenly... [Imitating Fall And Crash]
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Well, he wasn't in his bed all night, so where else could he have been?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
- Well, it's about time. - Put her there, Major.
#13
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He says he wants to go home. Never heard of Mark Clark. And you can keep your money.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Tell the ungrateful fool he can forget about home.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
- Bonjour. - It's bonsoir now.
#17
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- Yes? May l... - Mm-hmm.
#18
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quite know how to do it.
#19
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because I have not felt that close to a man for more than a year.
#21
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The memories are still alive.
#22
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Ah. Oh, by the way.
#24
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Morning.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
This handsome pinstripe suit with two... two pair of pants.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Now leave him alone.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
Look, fellas. I'd like to have a hero who loves us. That was my first choice.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
So you just stay here. And you two, take real good care of our boy.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
What he's offering the lieutenant is a better life.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
One day we went to the countryside near Honfleur...
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Phillipe, he owed quite a bit of money at a bistro...
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
I was never married. [Laughs]
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
I would like to come to your country.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
Uh, yeah. Yes.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
At least I thought she was because she could pronounce boulangerie.
#36
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Can't understand it.
#37
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Colonel Potter's been very nice company.
#39
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No, thank you.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
If Winchester's giving her the gate...
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
Captain Pierce would like to talk to you.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
Huh? Oh, yeah.
#43
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Charles, have you a moment to speak?
#44
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They could never understand the life you've lived...
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
I can't change who I am.
#48
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because he was too much a little boy.
#49
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