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Season 8  "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"  8x9

Aired 16 years ago - Nov 03, 2004

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

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Just look at the Marsh family, huh?
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I can all the bargains to myself!
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Excuse me! Hello! Can somebody tell my why we're going to Jim's Drugs to buy Voltar cards when Wall*Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
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That's called progress, Kyle.
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Checkout line... They had these... little stickers filled with glitter!
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who can't love it, right?
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Eh, I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks when we shopped at Wall*Mart.
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Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see any choice now! We have to go to Wall*Mart!
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I came because I wanted to make sure nobody was shopping here.
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It's like some mystical evil force.
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No! All we have to do is not shop at Wall*Mart anymore! If you want it to go away,
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord...
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
What the?
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We can't destroy it, son. We have to learn to live with it.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27
Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 28
You're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups.
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Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
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He is working for the Wall*Mart to stup us from succeeding!
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Who does? Nobody likes what the Wall*Mart does, but it keeps... right on doing it.
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We... invented the Wall*Mart Super Center in 1987. The idea was simple: build a store
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Destroy the heart and you could reverse the entire process!
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All right, this is it! If Wall*Mart has a heart, we have to find it and destroy it!
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No you didn't.
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I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!
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Welcome to Wall*Mart.
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One of the creators told us. You have to take your keys over to the television department.
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Come on, Dad!
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I've taken this form in order to talk to you. But I can take many forms.
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To find the heart of Wall*Mart, one must first ask oneself,
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Very well. You want to see the heart of Wall*Mart? It lies beyond that plasma-screen television.

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I can all the bargains to myself!
#4
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Excuse me! Hello! Can somebody tell my why we're going to Jim's Drugs to buy Voltar cards when Wall*Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
#5
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That's called progress, Kyle.
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Checkout line... They had these... little stickers filled with glitter!
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who can't love it, right?
#15
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Eh, I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks when we shopped at Wall*Mart.
#18
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Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see any choice now! We have to go to Wall*Mart!
#19
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I came because I wanted to make sure nobody was shopping here.
#21
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It's like some mystical evil force.
#22
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No! All we have to do is not shop at Wall*Mart anymore! If you want it to go away,
#23
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord...
#24
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What the?
#25
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We can't destroy it, son. We have to learn to live with it.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27
Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend.
#27
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You're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups.
#28
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Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
#30
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He is working for the Wall*Mart to stup us from succeeding!
#32
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Who does? Nobody likes what the Wall*Mart does, but it keeps... right on doing it.
#34
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We... invented the Wall*Mart Super Center in 1987. The idea was simple: build a store
#35
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Destroy the heart and you could reverse the entire process!
#37
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All right, this is it! If Wall*Mart has a heart, we have to find it and destroy it!
#40
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No you didn't.
#41
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I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!
#42
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
Welcome to Wall*Mart.
#43
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One of the creators told us. You have to take your keys over to the television department.
#44
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Come on, Dad!
#46
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I've taken this form in order to talk to you. But I can take many forms.
#48
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To find the heart of Wall*Mart, one must first ask oneself,
#49
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Very well. You want to see the heart of Wall*Mart? It lies beyond that plasma-screen television.
#50