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Season 8  "Douche and Turd"  8x8

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 27, 2004

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 1
What we should do is we should secretly go around and tel all the sstudents we can to not check any of
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 2
Kenny, what's funnier? A giant douche or a turd sandwich?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 3
Butters which is funnier? A stupid not-funny giant douche or a super funny turd sandwich?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4
That''s a... fantastic idea fellas. Uh, the key to successful humor is s- staying power. Uh tell me the first mascot idea.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
Giant douche.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
Okay, I think, that's it. Number 2?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 10
We've got spirit, yes we do! We are sandwiches filled with poo! Yeeaahhh!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
Vote for Turd Sandwich. This is the most important election of our lives.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
Kenny, we have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
Did you just say that... voting is ridiculous?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15
You don't care?! You really want a turd sandwich as your school mascot?! On your football helmets?! A turd?!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
I am sick of you belittling my opinion, you son of a bitch!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 18
Democracy is founded on one simple rule!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
I said vote, bitch, or I'll f_____ kill you!
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
Okay. I'll vote.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
Oh really? Well that's interesting. You certainly should think about it and make the right decision.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
You see, what Turd Sandwich brings to our school, Clyde, is a complete package.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23
I'm still not totally sure.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 25
I thoght I was supposed to make my own decision.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26
Oh forget it! I'm not gonna be persuaded into voting
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
You see? He's out of control. It's nearly torn our whole family apart.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28
Expulsion??
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
Stan Marsh, for not following our most sacred of rites, you are hereby banished from South Park for all eternity.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 32
You, Puffy man, are we just gonna let this happen?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
Jesus. I guess maybe you'll never understand how important voting is.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34
That's... one of the hardest things a parent ever has to do.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
Look! What is that?
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 37
This poor creature is in need of food and water.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
We don't normally allow outsiders. See, here we live in harmony with animals.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40
And Gary and Sally here have just managed to have a child together.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
It's not up to you. You'll have to talk with Dr. Cornwallis.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
Debate 2004]
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a... giant douche represent them.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
He is a turd sandwich.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 46
Anyway, as I was saying, ahh... wait I I forgot what I was saying.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
... Uh you know, uh, my opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
She seems to have taken a liking to you.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49
I can't. I was banished for not voting.
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 2
Kenny, what's funnier? A giant douche or a turd sandwich?
#2
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 3
Butters which is funnier? A stupid not-funny giant douche or a super funny turd sandwich?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4
That''s a... fantastic idea fellas. Uh, the key to successful humor is s- staying power. Uh tell me the first mascot idea.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
Giant douche.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
Okay, I think, that's it. Number 2?
#6
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We've got spirit, yes we do! We are sandwiches filled with poo! Yeeaahhh!
#10
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
Vote for Turd Sandwich. This is the most important election of our lives.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
Kenny, we have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
Did you just say that... voting is ridiculous?
#14
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15
You don't care?! You really want a turd sandwich as your school mascot?! On your football helmets?! A turd?!
#15
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
I am sick of you belittling my opinion, you son of a bitch!
#16
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Democracy is founded on one simple rule!
#18
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
I said vote, bitch, or I'll f_____ kill you!
#19
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
Okay. I'll vote.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
Oh really? Well that's interesting. You certainly should think about it and make the right decision.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
You see, what Turd Sandwich brings to our school, Clyde, is a complete package.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23
I'm still not totally sure.
#23
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I thoght I was supposed to make my own decision.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26
Oh forget it! I'm not gonna be persuaded into voting
#26
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
You see? He's out of control. It's nearly torn our whole family apart.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28
Expulsion??
#28
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
Stan Marsh, for not following our most sacred of rites, you are hereby banished from South Park for all eternity.
#30
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You, Puffy man, are we just gonna let this happen?
#32
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
Jesus. I guess maybe you'll never understand how important voting is.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34
That's... one of the hardest things a parent ever has to do.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
Look! What is that?
#35
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This poor creature is in need of food and water.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
We don't normally allow outsiders. See, here we live in harmony with animals.
#38
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40
And Gary and Sally here have just managed to have a child together.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
It's not up to you. You'll have to talk with Dr. Cornwallis.
#41
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
Debate 2004]
#43
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a... giant douche represent them.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
He is a turd sandwich.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 46
Anyway, as I was saying, ahh... wait I I forgot what I was saying.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
... Uh you know, uh, my opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
She seems to have taken a liking to you.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49
I can't. I was banished for not voting.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.
#50