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Season 22

Aired a day ago - Dec 12, 2018

Despite the chaos at the Amazon Fulfillment Center, the Bike Parade is still on. The boys’ chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the striking workers.

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of the Amazon Fulfillment Center Strike.
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{\an8}he's recently FedExed himself to Washington.
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However, because the workers previously worked in a mall,
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and bring it to the packing area.
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Hey, could you sell me more than an ounce?
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and even see the other weed farms!
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You must have gotten our Prime membership back!
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that cooperation is rewarded by fulfillment.
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By the institutions and the ideology
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Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty nice bike parade, I suppose.
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on the back of my bike?
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Yippieeeeeee!
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There you are, ma'am.
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Mrph rmhmhm.
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Yeah, how do we do the changing face of immigrants in America
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We went through all this, and he just quits?!
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All: Scabs! Scabs!
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Stotch! Hey, Stotch!
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We're gonna look like total douchebags.
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but if we get it canceled, then everybody loses.
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We should cancel you just for saying that.
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former Amazon employee who suffered a workplace accident.
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Damn you!
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Alexa, go ahead. Send them in.
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No! No, don't give in to your consumerism, kids!
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Every year, I win the bike parade.
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and get your Tegridy delivered even faster.
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would be nothing but great for the town.
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Santa: Ho ho ho ho!
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It's only a couple weeks until Christmas,
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We had to get rid of Mr. Hankey.
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inappropriate things.
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Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos' dick, you bunch a cunts!
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It's a song about how the idea of Mrs. Claus
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I mean, if I don't win that bike parade, I don't care.
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No, I don't dad.
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But you don't want to be elite, 'cause elite's got no Tegridy.
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but when it comes to us, we just can't do it?
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We can't get the parade cancelled for us.
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Mayor, We demand you cancel the bike parade!
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You see, people will do anything to have fulfillment.
Aired 7 days ago - Dec 05, 2018

The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring down the entire system down.

Aired 14 days ago - Nov 28, 2018

Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety and he just can’t deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what’s most important in his life.

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Now they're all upset.
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then you're not PC, and I'm not strong!
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Isn't that your job? Aren't you a wait-er?!
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Shut up. I have anxiety.
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That means I'm in my shell
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It's hard to find peace.
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Simply fit the patented box on your head
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those people at work who act like they need stuff.
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I was stressed out and feeling anxious.
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Like the Buddha.
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Lemme check my e-mail again!
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I see it in you, Craig.
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it's -- it's like he wants my atten--
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$34 million box office?
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you're different from everyone else,
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There are no boxes on your head in school.
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Look, you and I have been having a lot of problems.
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All right, Riley, give that back to your brother.
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♪ When there's something problematic ♪
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This? Oh. It's a Cosmopolitan.
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I'll order a Black Russian!
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Do you know how hard it is for people with my condition
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Asshole.
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You were on your phone, too.
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Oh. Okay, cool. Fine with me.
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Anxiety can make you feel unable to cope.
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Well, because his anxiety makes him feel like
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What was that -- what was that one show he was on?
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We're doing everything we can
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We can't keep buildin', sir.
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is being financed by a state rather than county institution.
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Come on, PC Babies! We got a job to do!
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You could find some there.
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Okay. And you're the father?
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to go out and do things to overcome my anxiety.
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Get. Off. My. Towel.
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Everyone has feelings they'd rather stay home alone.
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What did I just do?
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Deejay: All right, South Park,
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♪♪
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but there are so many others who suffer...
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He said "Eric, my friend, everyone has anxiety."
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to get everyone who has anxiety the tools they need to cope.
Aired a month ago - Nov 14, 2018

The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. Satan steps up to help the boys and the rest of the citizens of South Park.

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[ Scattered applause ]
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trying to find you a lawyer and a therapist.
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A little bit!
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I'm sorry I needed to decompress with all this shit going on.
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What are you talking about, "I sound like grandpa"?
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♪♪
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I don't know what that is anymore.
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You cannot lose faith, my child.
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to apply the Pepper's ghost technique.
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I'm sorry that we were getting a lot
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I'll do anything! I just want everyone to be safe!
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[ Police radio chatter, sirens chirp ]
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There is no such thing as a ManBearPig, you got that?!
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since our school shooting suspects
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Jenkins said they tricked him.
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as the death toll rises to the hundreds.
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My grandson come to visit!
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Aw, great! Just tell the whole world, Margret!
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so now that thing is here to kill all of us!
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It's Satan!
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I'm not talking to you.
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[ Gunfire, screaming from a TV ]
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See for yourself.
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you won in a poker match.
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And in conclusion, let me just say that you are the future.
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Make a movie starring you.
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and no mortal can do anything to stop him.
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I... must admit, people up here on Earth
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We just wanted things.
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We just -- We wanted nice things other people had.
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but this was the first time she used her finger,
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I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about the future
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so that I can try to make it go away.
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[ Roars ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Coughs ] Oh, God. It hurts.
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♪♪
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[ Ding! ]
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"Should We Start to Worry?" with your host Jim Kimble.
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Satan was one of the most powerful entities,
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the process of starting to worry?
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I'm being a spiritual mentor.
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I can't believe it's the weekend, and I'm at school!
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Guys, thank God! Just stay right there, Grandpa!
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Shut up, Grandpa!
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Come out with your hands up!
Aired a month ago - Nov 07, 2018

When dead citizens start popping up all over town, the boys realize they need Al Gore’s help. The boys are willing to do almost anything to save the town, and themselves, but it may be just too late.

Aired a month ago - Oct 31, 2018

This year, a revolution in mobility is changing Halloween for everyone. Chaos erupts as every kid is out to get more candy than they have ever gotten before. Mr. Mackey and the rest of the adults are hording emergency supplies and hoping to survive until morning.

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 17, 2018

Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Meanwhile, Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 10, 2018

Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankey’s offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

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Nope. We're just gonna forget about it
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[ALL KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh. Jesus Christ, dude.
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Yeeeahhhh.
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The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night,
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The vice principal has asked to speak with you today.
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That's right, Strong Woman.
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So... So, we'd like to have all our students
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[GURGLE, GUSH]
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No, I'm talking about what you tweeted last night.
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I'm afraid we have no other option but to fire you
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It's okay. We'll be at the hospital soon. Just keep breathing.
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to get knocked up by my boss...
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They can't just fire me from the Christmas show!
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Okay, okay, look, I know... It wasn't a good joke.
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Well, I thought maybe I could get them
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And I just thought maybe we could
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[SADLY] Howwwwdy ho.
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Me? What can I do?
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The quintuplets are all healthy and resting away.
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Funny. That's exactly what their mother said.
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It's okay! It's okay! They left! They left!
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Not getting the stink on me.
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My babies! Where are they?
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All I want to do is help.
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See that it is done by back-to-school night.
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And now, live from the town courthouse,
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"Everyone in South Park is a goddamn douche bag"?
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In 2005, you said that...
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If we don't stop wasting our time,
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(BLEEP) all you and (BLEEP) this whole system!
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Oh no, no. They're not very PC, at all.
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Shhhh! Is everything all right?
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Gee-whiz. Thanks for comin' out with me, Kyle.
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Sometimes, when I take Ambien,
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when Christmas is just around the corner?!
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We can bring the whole spirit of the holidays early!
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I don't care how restless you get tonight.
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- Yes, they are. - [GIGGLES]
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Come on, everybody! Get over here!
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♪ Christmastime is here ♪
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Let's not forget that boys and girls
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Uh, uh, look, what is the holiday season about?
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Lemme go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
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♪♪
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Uh-huh.
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Kyle! Kyle, please!
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 03, 2018

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

Aired 3 months ago - Sep 26, 2018

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

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Who shot up the schoo-- Was it you?
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Why are you all acting like this is normal?
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where they were supposed to be safe!
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Things can seem like a little bigger deal
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Whelp, another three days of this, probably.
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you might have heard from the other kids here at school.
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So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me
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Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?"
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How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric?
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Over this way! Into the cafeteria!
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We have to ask ourselves
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sometimes you have to be kind of... crazy?
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I agree with my wife.
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It's become a camp-out for the homeless.
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Anybody need a drink?
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My mom said if I flunk another math test,
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I got hall monitor duty.
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What else is he lying about?
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I have to start walking on eggshells.
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Okay, Sharon. Cool.
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Well, Randy, have you stopped to think
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I don't even know what that is.
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actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change.
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It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional
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for up to two years.
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That's... really none of your business.
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Cartman: $1.3 billion domestic box office.
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Hello, Mom and Dad.
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I live in constant fear that I won't be there
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God damn it!
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had those dreams about his dead father.
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on "Black Panther" family discussion night?
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No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim
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It just started.
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♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪
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You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission.
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I didn't see "Black Panther."
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♪ She fills my heart with very special things ♪
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I swear on my mother's life.
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You don't care what I said because you did see it...
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But now, it's over.
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It's already fourth period?
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Randy was just trying to make you feel loved
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You just got your period this morning.
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Every day, we hear about another school shooting!