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Season 22  "Dead Kids"  22x1

Aired 2 months ago - Sep 26, 2018

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

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Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 1
Who shot up the schoo-- Was it you?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 2
Why are you all acting like this is normal?
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where they were supposed to be safe!
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Things can seem like a little bigger deal
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 5
Whelp, another three days of this, probably.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 6
you might have heard from the other kids here at school.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 7
So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 8
Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?"
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 9
How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 10
Over this way! Into the cafeteria!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 11
We have to ask ourselves
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 12
sometimes you have to be kind of... crazy?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 13
I agree with my wife.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 14
It's become a camp-out for the homeless.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 15
Anybody need a drink?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 16
My mom said if I flunk another math test,
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 17
I got hall monitor duty.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 18
What else is he lying about?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 19
I have to start walking on eggshells.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 20
Okay, Sharon. Cool.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 21
Well, Randy, have you stopped to think
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 22
I don't even know what that is.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 23
actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 24
It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional
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for up to two years.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 26
That's... really none of your business.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 27
Cartman: $1.3 billion domestic box office.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 28
Hello, Mom and Dad.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 29
I live in constant fear that I won't be there
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 30
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God damn it!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 32
had those dreams about his dead father.
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on "Black Panther" family discussion night?
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No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim
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It just started.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 37
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♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 39
You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 40
I didn't see "Black Panther."
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 41
♪ She fills my heart with very special things ♪
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 42
I swear on my mother's life.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 43
You don't care what I said because you did see it...
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But now, it's over.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 45
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It's already fourth period?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 47
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Randy was just trying to make you feel loved
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 49
You just got your period this morning.
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Every day, we hear about another school shooting!

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Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 2
Why are you all acting like this is normal?
#2
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where they were supposed to be safe!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 4
Things can seem like a little bigger deal
#4
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 5
Whelp, another three days of this, probably.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 6
you might have heard from the other kids here at school.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 7
So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me
#7
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 8
Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?"
#8
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 9
How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 10
Over this way! Into the cafeteria!
#10
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 11
We have to ask ourselves
#11
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 12
sometimes you have to be kind of... crazy?
#12
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I agree with my wife.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 14
It's become a camp-out for the homeless.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 15
Anybody need a drink?
#15
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 16
My mom said if I flunk another math test,
#16
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 17
I got hall monitor duty.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 18
What else is he lying about?
#18
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I have to start walking on eggshells.
#19
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Okay, Sharon. Cool.
#20
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Well, Randy, have you stopped to think
#21
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I don't even know what that is.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 23
actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 24
It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional
#24
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 25
for up to two years.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 26
That's... really none of your business.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 27
Cartman: $1.3 billion domestic box office.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 28
Hello, Mom and Dad.
#28
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I live in constant fear that I won't be there
#29
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God damn it!
#31
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had those dreams about his dead father.
#32
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on "Black Panther" family discussion night?
#33
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No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim
#35
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It just started.
#36
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♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪
#38
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You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 40
I didn't see "Black Panther."
#40
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 41
♪ She fills my heart with very special things ♪
#41
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 42
I swear on my mother's life.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 43
You don't care what I said because you did see it...
#43
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 44
But now, it's over.
#44
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It's already fourth period?
#46
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Randy was just trying to make you feel loved
#48
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 1 (S22E01) - 49
You just got your period this morning.
#49
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Every day, we hear about another school shooting!
#50