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Season 13

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 18, 2009

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 11, 2009

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

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So you're, uh, trying out to be
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I've got this job in the bag!
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"Dear Casey, your voice is like butter to our ears.
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in the sultry summer sun, that is my voice.
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will be serving a selection of cold sandwiches.
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Ever since Wendy was elected student body president,
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What other school has a 15-year-old merry go round on it?
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The job is to read what is written on the paper, Eric,
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Well, because he was being murdered.
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not to speak out against his school.
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That is, of course,
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And besides that, who actually voted for Wendy Testaburger?
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A socialist dung hole...
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and... and I don't know if we can get it back.
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So when you look closely,
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we're gonna transform into something.
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I don't give a crap about Smurfs!
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- That was cool! - Awesome!
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Another person who cares about
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A book signing.
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or on her back taking the ol' in out for hours on end."
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- Whoa! - Yeah. Geez.
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is a penis hungry hooker with a huge vagina.
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I'm not acknowledging his stupid questions.
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Eric, apparently you wrote that Wendy's private parts
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sell your books on school grounds.
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but slowly, I began to earn their trust.
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And I shared with them stories of my country's forefathers.
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But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf
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I should have known!
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Suck my fat tits!
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You won't see any Smurfs.
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Our student council is corrupt and has to be dealt with!
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and do what we know needs to be done!
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- What the hell? - Whoa!
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Thank you so much for finally coming on my show, Wendy.
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Rehearsals for the school play are canceled this afternoon.
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The school was running out of power!
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No. You wiped them all out!
Aired 10 years ago - Nov 04, 2009

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

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You know when people like you drive down the streets
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that little boy just called us fags.
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- Rev'em up! - Here ow go!
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- Really? - You do?
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Alright.Thanks for coming,everyone.
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And I think that together we can come up
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I'll go from city to city!
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I'm gonna be a harley rider.
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I think I just need two,maybe three buckets of kfc,extra crispy.
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I'm full!
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Me too!I got All over my pants now!
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This can't be happening!
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I thought we were past this.
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Now,if anybody knows anything about the kids who did this,you must come forward.
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Now just what the heck is going on here?
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Hey,that's not very nice,mayor.
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has been used in the english language since the late 16th century.
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was someone who made a meager living gathering firewood.
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Later,the term fag was defined as any awkward bundle to be carried,
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the word became a pejoritive term against homosexuals and transgender people
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How is it that you boys think referring to gay people as 'fags'
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Then you're not a fag.
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But the traffic coming at you just keeps coming.
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Alright.How about this:
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I believe we have an opportunity here to take a big step forward for our kind.
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And help the children change the meaning of the word
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A new movement in south park is bringing to question the word 'fag.
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Just point to which one is the fag.
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the mayor signed a new city ordinance today
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If you call me fag to my face one more time,you better
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crap.
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The town of south park and its mayor have once again shown themselves
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That lady said it's because fag still means homosexual in the dictionary.
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Now I don't know about you,but I think that town is starting a trend.
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Hey,bartlett!
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Four local boys will state their case to the head dictionary editor,
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and of course the dictionary's head editor mr.Emmanuel lewewis.
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I expect this proposal,for changing the definition of the word fag,
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No!We rolled in,kicked ass and took Over.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 28, 2009

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

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between the kansas city chiefs and the miami dolphins.
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Several whales and dolphins were again slaughtered by the japanese today.
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the current prime minister of japan,yukio hatoyama had this to say.
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she's got to love nobody
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- You guys,you guys! - p-p-p-poker face
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It seems like everyone has an attitude of
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Stan,me and kenny don't give two shits about stupid ass Whales.
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I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
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But I wanted to tell you,there's these fellers on tv.
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The fight is on!
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what do we do?
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Wait,wait,wait!I've got a better idea!
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It's time to bring out the big guns.
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Those guys always covered in dolphin and whale guts!
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but we'll keep making their boat stink as long as they are killing whales and dolphins!
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What did you do?
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I want to hold them like they do in texas play
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show him what I've got
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Now!
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Hey jordon!I'm on larry king,mate!
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Was that the key to helping boost your ratings?
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Joining us now is one of those people,
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but incompetent vegan Doing absolutely nothing
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as long as it served his cause.
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knowing they could be absolutely anywhere.
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Oh what,so now that I have a hit tv show you guys care about dolphins and whales?
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Look,if you admit that you are only doing this because you want to be on tv,
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Alright.Let's go save those whales,you guys!
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The japanese want to play that way,huh?
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You think you're a big boat reality show on the block?
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Can't go after the japanese,can't help the whales or dolphins.
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It's like we've dedicated all our times and our lives to saving these creatures.
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Captain,look!
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Because they know that only we can save them from the japanese.
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Japanese people really do not like whales.
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Oh,I'm sorry.Am I making things uncomfortable for you,stan?
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japanese balls got me
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You have caused us many problems!
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You think you have the right to tell us what is ok?
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Over 50 years ago,this entire city was destroyed by nuclear bomb.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 21, 2009

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 14, 2009

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 07, 2009

Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 22, 2009

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

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Congratulations on leaving your meaningless lives behind to become pirates.
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So you've decided to join captain cartman,didee?
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Please get it out of here.
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Dude,i'm a pirate!
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Kevin,goddammit.
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I see,you five boys are all booked through to cairo by yourselves?
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You guys,the?
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The path to adventure lies just beyond this ticket counter,
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butters,get the phrase book out.
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Ah,nice! Come on,mateys!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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All right,seriously. You guys,what kind of pirates are you?
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You said there was gonna be crystal clear lagoons and treasure and plunder!
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Very nice,ike.
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Surrender your plunder lest we start firing shots across yer bow!
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Yes!
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Oh,kyle! He's gone!
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and if one more person talked to me about that Susan boyle performance of "les miserable"
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Oh,god,what have i done
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I said get off me boat!
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That's it! Get in there ya swarmy dogs!
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Hard to port!
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that's good! Now bring 'er round topside!
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Ah,a fine day of plunderin' we had,boys. What about yourselves?
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What kind of pirates are you? Look at yourselves!
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somalian pirates we
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- somalian pirates we - nice!
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If i can get you and abdikarim to sing the harmony on the second yo ho.
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And a trick a lotty do
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We found them adrift.********
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Elles avait lightsaber!
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Gentlemen,i want the president of the united states on the phone.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
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this is cnn.
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U.s.navy ships have been deployed and the pirate standoff is about to get ugly.
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In the cafeteria you said somalia was awesome.
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Even the fish here are radioactive.
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One necklace -- Gold!
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 15, 2009

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

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And only parts in the official pinewood derby kit?
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Think they're saving the best for last.
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oh,yeah! Oh,yeah!
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A parade was held for the winners earlier today.
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He's okay. He's okay. He's okay. He's okay.He's okay.
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We'd like to talk to you about your pinewood derby car.
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Apparently the alien came across your pinewood derby car and is now heading here to our planet.
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You got nothing on us.
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Nasa has confirmed that an alien ship has entered our solar system and is headed here.
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Mr. Marsh,you are on with with all the world leaders.
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Or will it be more like "contact" with jodie foster?
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That's ours,mr. Alien.
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I'm baby fark mcgee-zax!
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Abunaiii!
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Okay. Let's put the wheels on now,son.
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Do you have any idea how stupid that will make us look?
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C'mon,dad. We gotta come clean!
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I ain't going to space jail!
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Uh,no. We haven't seen anything.
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No. No,we haven't seen aliens.
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So then we're the first aliens you've ever seen?
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We will give you a call!
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Dad,it's over. We have to tell everyone we cheated.
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Uh,no. That's it. We're done!
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Yeah! All right,you got him,son!
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We'll never have to lie again.
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Or what if we didn't call the cops?
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Thanks to us,our planet is rich,son!
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Oh,you were talking about that alien?
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Hey,any of you other countries see any space cash?
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Just one more thing,earthlings.
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Yeah. They really needed new water parks.
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Will some country that speaks*******
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FATHER******
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no,japan! Will you listen to eme for five seconds?
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We believe the aliens are going to find out sooner or later what we did.
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Very well.
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What? What about it?
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Yeah. Somebody better break the news to norway.
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Everyone,i have an announcement to make.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 08, 2009

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

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Hey,kevin,do you like fishsticks?
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And so,uh,hey,paul,do you like fishsticks,paul?
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In fact,the only person who appears to not get the joke is rapper kanye west,
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If I was a homosexual or a fish,i would know.
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You are male.
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And then it was on leno and jimmy kimmel show!
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There's lots of people out there using our joke on their shows.
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Actually,it was potato chips.
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Craig,if cartman didn't do anything then he doesn't deserve any of the credit.
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Just give him half.
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Doctor,do I have gills?
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Do you like fishsticks?
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But who originally came up with it?
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Well,you know,i was just kicking it with my homies and my brain --
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Uh,i don't know,eric.
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Well,you know,i mean,i basically wrote the thing and you just kind of ate chips.
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Do we like fishsticks?
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Look,exactly who came up with which part of the joke isn't even relevant.
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Here he is,y'all. Give it up for kanye west!
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It just doesn't make any sense,yo!
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Interacting with me.
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Then under me,we have rapper,genius.
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You see fish dicks is a play on words.
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I'm starting to think he might try and jew me out of half of the fishsticks joke.
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Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself.
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You're really onto something there!
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- What is that? - It's a dragon of some kind.
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Nope. No,i definitely helped write this joke.
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You told us to track down whoever started the whole fishstick thang.
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You just saying that now 'cuz you're scared!
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You think you can make fun of me? I'm a genius!
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I pay people to do that for me.
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'Cuz,'cuz you like fishsticks,man. C'mon,man.
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You're,you're a gay fish,man.
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But today,we have with us the true creators of the fishsticks joke.
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So,guys,i gotta ask.
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But,guys,this joke is so perfect.
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Working with crippled people is really important.
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Was to make sure everyone knew that we came up with the joke,and not charles butthole mencia.
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What's that?
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This is bullcrap,jimmy,and you know it!
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Please! I wasn't starting rumors about you.
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You wanna know how it happened?
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You know,'cuz fishsticks sounds like fish dicks,jimmy?
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 01, 2009

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 25, 2009

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

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We'll have the rest of dan's interview tonight at 10:00.
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Mom,dad,how come there's suddenly no money?
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That looked appealing because they thought money was endless.
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And they made the economy very angry.
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Because the government kept interest rates too low for too long!
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- They are the ones who knowingly drove us down this pathway of doom. - and so where has all the money gone?
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And now we hear all different people casting all different kinds of blame from person to person.
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Finger-pointing gets us nowhere. Steve!
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Instead of paying for cable,let us watch clouds!
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Sorry,our computers are slow today.
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Customers just pay for some of the machine and the finance company pays for the rest.
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I can give you the finance company's address if that's agreeable with you.
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Oh,thoust can shop in a sporting goods store,
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You have brought the economy's vengeance upon yourselves.
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Instead of cars that take gasoline,we can get around on lamas from drake's farm.
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We shall not want!
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Well,this sucks.
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You want something new every week,fat ass.
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Just tell us where the cave is,kyle.
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We best speak with the council.
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I want to return this margaritaville.
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Ooh,yeah. No. You know what? No,yeah.
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And I hook them up with investors who want to get into the margaritaville payment plan business,yeah.
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People have learned to hold on to their money so as to not feel the sting of the economy's mighty sword.
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And pat saltzman is doing house checks to make sure nobody's ordering anything stupid online.
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He was rallying people to spend more!
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I was in a field,and I had grand theft auto chinatown wars right next to me.
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You have sinned!
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Hey,stop it! Stop!
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And huck the next squirrel
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Margaritaville?
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So I can return it to the bank?
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Listen,this is all you need to know.
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I applied for this yesterday to prove a point.
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Without faith,it is only plastic cards and paper money.
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Worse,it has declined.
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Well,then there's only one option.
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I want to return this margaritaville.
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Really? Thank you.
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Hey,what's the matter,kyle?
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Go ahead,kyle.
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There's no choice anymore,guys.
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Well,you don't get $90 trillion,but the chart says that's what it's worth.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 18, 2009

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

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Jail's full,sir.
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But in the meantime,i have something that might interest you.
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hey,guys. Good morning.
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As for me,i certainly don't agree with the coon's reckless ways.
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And of course the most common question asked is --
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What we all need to know -- clyde.
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who the hell is that?
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No,no,no. I'm the symbol this town needs.
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I might be craig,an then again I might not be.
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Tomorrow is the most important day in the coon's life.
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Aren't you the little boy who had his ginger pride rally and his aids benefit here before?
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Who has taken to the streets in an effort to fight crime.
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He was dressed mostly in black with a kind of cloak.
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Butthole.
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Who is mysterion? Who is he? Who could he be?
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I could no longer watch as the city has become a cesspool of crime.
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Ah,mysterion,thank god you've come.
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You are a beecon of hope in an otherwise bleak and dreary world!
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I don't have time for this.
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So guys,any of you do anything interesting last night?
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What? Why?
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U-STOR-IT STORAGE FACILITY
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Come out where I can see you.
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I'm not here to stop you this time,chaos.
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I'm not on his side.
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Because mysterion is trying to -- ugh!
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But if this is some kind of set-up --
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Hello,kyle.
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Who? Me? Why?
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Can I offer you a coke or a sprite or something?
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Using our photos,we are trying to pinpoint mysterion's identity.
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All right,all right,look,chaos.
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Two days ago,an evil unknown terrorist threatened major consequences
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Are you nuts? What?
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If we're really evil villains,then we should betray him and blow him up with the hospital.
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I mean,i hate the world and all its puny inhabitants and all,but blowing up a hospital just seems mean
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This isn't your usual m.o.,chaos.
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Give him hell,mysterion!
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The impossible has happened.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 11, 2009

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

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But it was before you and I were together and it wasn't my fault.
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But it was only for one second and I had my eyes closed.
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Girl's mouths are full of germs!
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Kenny, aren't you a little too young for this?
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I'm ready to get it on.
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- Can we do the day I kiss you - Oh my god, it's start tingling again!
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Tell me how was that in love...
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Yeah yeah I'm gonna take my time,
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- 'Cos I still love you, baby... - Love you, baby! Baby!
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Oh my god! I'm so worked up.
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Hey, (inaudible)
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Yeah, I'm not giving a blowjob to anybody!
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Look, we called you back here 'cos we want to share a love of Christ with you.
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Well, well, well...
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W-what that does mean?
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Yeah!
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I've heard that Kenny is still going out with that slut Tammy Warner!
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'cos now we're both wearing these rings for each other,
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'Cos we can just hang out with other couples who wear these rings...
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We adore Gray's Anatomy, don't we, Nancy?
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Babe... Babe Baby! Baby!
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Our decision is final!
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Yeah, I hope you're right, because the boss is on his way here.
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We... need to talk about something.
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You have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls.
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Rings stay on!
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Get the f... off. Get the f... out, ha.
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DVD SALE 20% OFF
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Grey's Anatomy? Kenny!
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(Inaudible)
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This Disney, douchebag, and it's one cause of all this.
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that would be a live broadcast on a Disney channel.
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Don't approve thing of being naughty or filthy.
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Well, you can give an audience a peak. What you say girls,
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Great stuff, boys. You like taking a Jonas Brother's hot foam on your faces, girls?
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This whoile thing is a freaking shame.
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Wake up, wake up, you little prick
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And now, Disney Channel presents...
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In about ten minutes the Jonas Brothers are going to take stage into what Disney is calling
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We understand that Jonas Brothers are getting ready.
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You're lying, I'll cut you up.
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And you three faggots aren't gonna stop me. Nobody is ruining this event.